The Shortest Thread

[NameIess]

Nameless threw the thread into a river.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

It grew gills and started to swim. 

[NameIess]

Except that the rive was made of LAVA. the burning thread swam blindly over the edge of a 15,000 foot lavafall with a void of death and destruction beneath it. (The void of death and destruction destroys anything that touches it). The air around the Thread disappeared, leaving it in a vacuum.

Edited March 19, 2020 by Nameless

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Salad posted on the thread again, resurrecting it. 

[NameIess]

Nameless prepared a narrativium-bomb to destroy the entire Thread.

[ToaCalune he/him]

The narrativium bomb vanished. It went to a secret tunnel.

[NameIess]

Were the timer kept ticking slowly down.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But it was in a black hole, so it would only detonate an infinite time in the future.

[NameIess]

Good thing Nameless had a backup.

[AonEne he/him]

Ene ate the backup. 

[Elend Venture he/him]

Elend attempted to convince Ene to cough the backup back up.

[NameIess]

Good thing Nameless had a backup plan. He pulled out a pair of Shardglasses (patent pending) and put them on. Then he began the ritual necessary to summon antimatter.

[AonEne he/him]

Ene threw pinecones in his ritual to mess it up. And would not be convinced. 

Edited March 20, 2020 by AonEne

[NameIess]

But the pinecones were just what nameless needed to complete the ritual. Nameless finished his ritual, summoning antimatter from the negative dimension. He managed to summon a chunk of antimatter the size of a bowling ball. The resulting explosion was over four times as powerful as the most powerful nuclear weapon ever tested.

[ToaCalune he/him]

Bit the thread had narrationplate on, so it was completely ineffective.

[NameIess]

Nameless pulled out an anti-narration laser cannon, designed to end threads. While secretly starting the ritual again, this time summoning a piece of anti matter the size of the sun.

Edited March 20, 2020 by Nameless
Forgot a period.

[ToaCalune he/him]

@Nameless forgot to italicize his post so the cannon isn’t canon.

Edited March 20, 2020 by ToaCalune

[NameIess]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nameless shouted, cracking the thread with his voice alone.The ritual only needed one more post to be complete.

 

 

Edit- Nameles pulled out two cannons like the aforementioned non-canon cannons. They would not be effective against the thread, but against @ToaCalune, they would do just fine.

Edited March 20, 2020 by Nameless

[ToaCalune he/him]

@ToaCalune screamed as he burned to cinders. Then he rose from the ashes like a majestic Phoenix.

[NameIess]

IT IS COMPLETE! Nameless finished the ritual, summoning a piece of antimatter the size of the sun. I was also imbued with Narrativium, giving it unlimited power. It exploded with a force strong enough to demolish an Omniverse.

(highlight my earlier posts)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

IT IS COMPLETE! Nameless finished the ritual, summoning a piece of antimatter the size of the sun. I was also imbued with Narrativium, giving it unlimited power. It exploded with a force strong enough to demolish an Omniverse.

(highlight my earlier posts)

But Nameless had overlooked one critical fact- this was the Land of Dreams, a place where nothing could ever be truly destroyed.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

2 hours ago, Nameless said:

It exploded with a force strong enough to demolish an Omniverse.

“Nah,” Salad said, sipping their tea. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Ooh, is that herbal?” Truthless said, walking into the perfectly fine, healthy thread.

[NameIess]

Hahahahahahahaha! I have blown up the Thread! (By which I mean the planet that the thread started on.) Now I can make it all over again!

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

WUT! Nooooooo.