Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 Elsa swallowed hard. "Hello, Sir. What brings you here?"
Grey Knight Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 The man freezes at the sight of Winter. He smiles awkwardly, trying to act disarming. Suddenly, he throws the potato in his hands at the wall behind Winter and Queen Elsa, yelling, "Convient distraction!" He reaches for his pack, and pulls out a gleaming, brown Shardblade. He stares at it, confused. He scratches his head.
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted August 12, 2015 Posted August 12, 2015 Queen Elsa cleared her throat and summoned her shard blade. "What is your name?"
Grey Knight Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 ...... I have no idea how to respond to that. A little help, Queen Elsa?
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted August 15, 2015 Posted August 15, 2015 ((Just answer her or fight back))
Voidus Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 (edited) A buffet of tacos appeared conveniently nearby to disperse some tension, accompanied with a note.With gratitude to our patron Queen Elsa Steelheart we of the Dark Alley have taken it upon ourselves to provide some fare of a different nature to our usual cookies. We trust you'll find them less... detrimental.Regards,Voidus, First Lurker of the Alleys Edited August 16, 2015 by Voidus
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted August 17, 2015 Posted August 17, 2015 Elsa bit into the taco, smiling. At least this one wasn't poisoned by the Parshendi, like last time.
Fatebreaker he/him Posted August 17, 2015 Posted August 17, 2015 Out of the buffet came a small gramophone which crackled with static briefly before playing a smooth song. It was shortly joined by a voice which sporadically crackled. "Well, that was easy... ahem, anyway the Dark Alley is abundantly pleased that you have chosen to enjoy one of our complimentary buffet platters. However we recommend that you don't ingest any zinc or go swimming for at least, oh, around 37.3 quantum minutes. Approximately. Also, don't go near any hermit crabs for like, three days. Once again, enjoy your consumables, and remember: the Only Cookies for me are from the Dark Alley! Aloha" The voice faded and the music continued to play it's slow, sweet melody.
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted August 19, 2015 Posted August 19, 2015 Elsa smiled. The DA seem to always have a unusual way of doing ordinary things. Always.
Fatebreaker he/him Posted August 19, 2015 Posted August 19, 2015 (edited) Hmm, an unusual way of doing ordinary things... Thought The Stranger, far away in a strange box made of an idea that had been forgotten and a worry that had not, That has the makings of an excellent slogan... The Dark Alley, Never doing things the boring way. No, not it. The Dark Alley does things Unusually. No, that's not it either. Wait The Dark Alley: Ordinary things done in Extraordinary ways. Yes, that'll do quite nicely... He grinned, then laughed, then disappeared, taking his strange box with him. Edited August 19, 2015 by Fatebreaker
Grey Knight Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 A dark green vortex opened in the ceiling, above the buffet. The man falls from it and smashes into the table, breaking it. He gets up and curses, kicking the tacos. He pulls a potato out of his pack, oblivious to everyone else.
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Elsa's' eyes widened and she walked over. "State your business. Who are you...?"
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted August 23, 2015 Posted August 23, 2015 Elsa summoned her ice shard blade and held it close. "I prefer to take a non-violent approach, but I will act if nessecary or needed."
Grey Knight Posted August 29, 2015 Posted August 29, 2015 (edited) "Well-er- you see-" the man stuttered, glancing nervously at the Shardblade. Then he noticed Winter, and started. "Oh, it's you! How'd you get here? I thought I left you back in the forest." He chuckles nervously, reaching towards his pack. Edited August 29, 2015 by The Potato
Grey Knight Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 ((Denied! The pack is on Thow's back. In order to throw it away, you would have to take it from him, which he isn't going to let happen.))
Guest Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 This is so violent. I love your particular style of RP, Winter.
Grey Knight Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 ((A potato. That's what he is. )) "Oh, come on!" the man yelled. "I just fixed that up!" He huffs. "Could... you maybe get off me now? This floor is uncomfortable."
ostrichofevil he/him Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 Maleril Ostir Chalev Tekel abruptly materialized in the room. "What seems to be going on?" he asked.
Grey Knight Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 "I am not just 'this guy'!" he yells angrily. "I am Thow, The Watcher For the Potato,... and stuff!"
ostrichofevil he/him Posted September 2, 2015 Posted September 2, 2015 "Potato, are you standing against the Newcago Court?"
Brightness Random she/her Posted September 2, 2015 Posted September 2, 2015 "No, no." Brightness said, peaking up over her book, "I don't think anyone's against anything. Our dear potato just hasn't had the chance to explain himself fully, as Winter acting as paranoid as ever..." She ducked behind her book, disappearing again. 1
Grey Knight Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 "MY NAME IS NOT POTATO!" Thow screams, trying to fold his arms in a huff, but failing because Winter still has him pinned down.
ostrichofevil he/him Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 "I'll call you what I please, since Winter doesn't seem to be going to let you stop me."
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted September 7, 2015 Posted September 7, 2015 (edited) "If you are not 'The Potato' then who are you..? Tell us who you are and state your business here." Queen Elsa said, giving The Potato a icy stare. Edited September 7, 2015 by Queen Elsa Steelheart
Grey Knight Posted September 7, 2015 Posted September 7, 2015 "I'll talk once this pyscho werewolf gets off me," Thow said, gesturing to Winter. "And my name is not Potato! It's Thow!"
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