AonEne he/him Posted May 13, 2019 Author Posted May 13, 2019 Quote So, what were you thinking for the stolen thing?
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 Quote Prometheus stole fire so that humans could thrive, right? Someone stole something from me, something that allowed you short haired people to do something I didn't want. *shrugs* It's just an idea.
AonEne he/him Posted May 13, 2019 Author Posted May 13, 2019 Quote So wait, are you the god of the short-haired people?
+Ark1002 Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 On 4/4/2019 at 9:07 AM, AonEne said: I have been told to start a Short Hair Club. I have obeyed. Short-haired humans, gather. My hair reaches my chin when wet Is that hair short enough
BringerofShadows she/her Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 24 minutes ago, Ark1002 said: My hair reaches my chin when wet Is that hair short enough Quote Hmm…I would say it is, but for a guy it’s long. It’s conflicting.
+Ark1002 Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 Quote Huh. You're the only person to even remotely describe my hair as short
Silva Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 Quote It's all relative. Either way, though, the long-haired people would be happy to have another person on our side - there isn't much of a balance at the moment.
AonEne he/him Posted May 14, 2019 Author Posted May 14, 2019 Quote I'd call that short, Ark, regardless of gender.
Mraize he/him Posted May 14, 2019 Posted May 14, 2019 Oh @Ark1002 , I know you. It isn't that long. It just looks short 'cause it all sits on top of your head. And i can officially be part of this gang...mine hardly falls over my eyes 1
The Forgetful Archivist he/him Posted May 15, 2019 Posted May 15, 2019 (edited) I will join this club and make my shame public, below I have attached 2 pictures of me. The first how I used to look, the second how I look now. Spoiler How the mighty have fallen, I hope to one day regain my throne but until then I will dwell in squalor with the other short-haired people. Question If I still have my long hair and it's just not still attached do I count as a short-haired person, just wondering. Edited May 15, 2019 by The Forgetful Archivist
AonEne he/him Posted May 16, 2019 Author Posted May 16, 2019 (edited) Quote TFA, did you...keep your cut-off hair? I would say you still count as a short-haired person. (We're awesome, zero squalor here!) And @Mraize, yes. Edited May 16, 2019 by AonEne
old man moomba he/him Posted June 25, 2019 Posted June 25, 2019 Dapper Prime himself appeared to Ria. "Evening," he began casually, "How would you like to join an expanded universe of sorts."
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted June 25, 2019 Posted June 25, 2019 Quote If my hair has no gel in it sometimes it reaches about the middle of my forehead. Is this enough for the brotherhood? Not waiting for an answer A.C. fell from the ceiling. After a few seconds of groaning on the floor he got up to flip his beautiful, flowing, inch-long locks. 2
AonEne he/him Posted June 25, 2019 Author Posted June 25, 2019 Quote If the long-haired...people won't take you, the Short Hair Army always will. ...I should make recruitment posters... He looks like all your pseudo-characters, right? I think that was how you described him? Ria was surprised to find this new man before her, especially as she noted his resemblance to the leader of the ones she was rebelling against. "I would not be opposed to discussing it more," she said cautiously.
Silva Posted June 26, 2019 Posted June 26, 2019 (edited) Quote The long-haired are always accepting. Length isn't a set thing. Recruitment posters...good idea... *takes two minutes to toss something together* A teenage girl pulled her hair into a bun to disguise its length. She snuck into the camp of the Short-Haired and left papers spread out all around. Then she escaped before anyone could catch or turn her in. The papers looked like this: Spoiler Once away, she let her hair back down. It was quite a bit shorter than it had been before--cutting it would do that--but she'd donated enough so that someone else would be able to enjoy the pleasures of hair. Edited June 26, 2019 by Silva 2
AonEne he/him Posted June 26, 2019 Author Posted June 26, 2019 Everyone in the camp who saw them happily picked them up, gathering as many as they could. Then threw them into fires. A few people quietly got to work on making posters of their own. Spoiler *not a TUBA plug Spoiler 2
old man moomba he/him Posted June 26, 2019 Posted June 26, 2019 "Good." Dapper Prime nodded, "What do you know about the 17th Shard?"
I think I am here. he/him Posted June 26, 2019 Posted June 26, 2019 (edited) The Right Hand Regime shall strike aga— wait, wrong thread... Edited June 26, 2019 by I think I am here.
AonEne he/him Posted June 27, 2019 Author Posted June 27, 2019 20 hours ago, Dr. Dapper said: "Good." Dapper Prime nodded, "What do you know about the 17th Shard?" Quote Muahahaha please do blow my mind. "I haven't heard that term before," Ria said coolly.
old man moomba he/him Posted June 27, 2019 Posted June 27, 2019 "Wonderful, wonderful. Allow me to show you the full extent of your existence." Prime waved around himself expansively, "This world, your world, is one of a number of worlds. We call them Threads. These Threads are all a part of something larger, a multiverse of sorts. This multiverse is called the 17th Shard. We don't know how many Threads exist, but there are a finite number we can move between."
AonEne he/him Posted June 27, 2019 Author Posted June 27, 2019 She found herself nodding in interest despite herself; if this man could be believed... "Go on."
old man moomba he/him Posted June 27, 2019 Posted June 27, 2019 "We recently decided to contact the leaders of each Thread and ask them if they wanted to merge into a single universe. The Unification, as I call it, is gonna take a lot of work, but it'll be beautiful when it's done."
AonEne he/him Posted June 27, 2019 Author Posted June 27, 2019 "And why are you doing this?" One of the first rules of warfare - always get as much information as possible.
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