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What do you all think were the most epic failures that nearly happened in the cosmere?

 

Here is my favourite:

 

Oathbringer:

Szeth: Perhaps I have merely chosen the wrong men.

I know what I will do. I shall swear my loyalty to Dalinar Kholin!

Dalinar: Good to have you Szeth. You serve Odium now.

Szeth: !!!!!!!!!

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Hero of Ages

Spook gets message to Elend after Vin leaves.

Ruin keeps torturing Vin and then simply ends the world by other means.

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Elantris

Raodon and Sarene have just been cornered in Teos

Hrathen appears to help them fight against Dilaf

Dilaf does Dakhor chants and incapacitates Hrathen

Raodon and Sarene die

Wyrn takes over the world

 

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The Shin give Szeth Ishar's blade instead.

Taravangian accidentally asks for capacitance instead of capacity. Now he randomly shocks people that he touches.

Cultivation takes Dalinar's memories of Navani instead.

One of the other Heralds died at Aharietiam.

Jasnah soulcasts Shallan into stawberry jam instead of soulcasting the poison out of her blood.

Kaladin decides not to jump into the chasm, then slips on the wet rocks and falls in anyway.

Vasher goes to Roshar, can't figure out how to breathe in Stormlight.

Vasher goes to Roshar and then loses Nightblood.. er ..hmm

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23 hours ago, SwordNimiForPresident said:

Taravangian accidentally asks for capacitance instead of capacity. Now he randomly shocks people that he touches.

lmao, that would be hilarious. Especially considering the fact that he probably wouldn't know about the very concept of electricity. He would have no clue what he got until he zaps someone, and even then he would probably go "... the ever moving storms did I get?"

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On 3/24/2019 at 5:11 PM, SwordNimiForPresident said:

Jasnah soulcasts Shallan into stawberry jam instead of soulcasting the poison out of her blood.

This cracked me up way too much. Like a giant pile of strawberry jam. Too good!

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Shallan manages to steal the soulcaster from Jasnah and makes a successful getaway. Her family is all turned into slaves due to the fact that the soulcaster is nonfunctional.

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Kaladin doesn’t wake up immediately after his dream and is still asleep when Szeth comes and  kills Dalinar.

The pancakes at Tashikk aren’t any good, so Lift just leaves and forgets about Nale.

 

 

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11 minutes ago, SwordNimiForPresident said:

Dalinar chooses to become Odium's champion. He is immediately killed from above by a Nightblood wielding Szeth. The desolation is won.

How is this a failure? 

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1 minute ago, SwordNimiForPresident said:

It's epic, so I got it half right.

double or nothing.

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WoK

Syl: Wow, these weird leaves that Kaladin likes are really heavy to carry. I need a break before I deliver them, maybe a nap.

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On 3/21/2019 at 9:25 PM, Bigmikey357 said:

Vin facing off against Zane. He picks the right Atium shadow.

I think the point of that was that either path that Zane took would lead to his death, because Vin would see that choice and then make the other move to counter it.

Back to the thread topic, Bands of mourning:

Harmony: You must choose, return to your world, or move on to eternal paradise.

Wax: So long, suckeeeeeers!

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