The poll of the century!

[Silva]

Bean just proved once again why TLT would win.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was all these funny movie mashup posters fault!

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

The Ghanderflaffle empire rose to take over this thread.

[Snipexe he/him]

The 3rd Criminal Empire.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Breadmunks were displeased and organized a rebellion.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

A rebellion led by none other than...

[Lunamor she/her]

Uncle Brandy!

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The's exactly what I was thinking, actually.

Uncle Brandy had been planning this since the very beginning. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Years ago they sabotaged his Vodka and Brandy casks.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

He was going to give them to Aunt Sherry.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Now Aunt Sherry wouldn't talk to him.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It was those darn ghanderflaffles' fault!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Aunt Sherry didn't care; it was their anniversary.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

She was real stringent about those sort of things. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

She was stringent about that and cabbages.

[Le Sigh]

So wait, is the middle ground between the Longest Thread and the Last Post just a branch of the Longest Thread? Are there now two Longest Threads? Will this turn into a three-way battle as the Poll of the Century rises to combat the likes of the Last Post and OG Longest Thread?

These are questions that must be answered before we as Sanderson fans quest forward on this journey of magical whimsey.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Yes, this is the middle ground, I would think.

 

[Le Sigh]

5 hours ago, whattheHoid said:

Yes, this is the middle ground, I would think.

Thank you, @whattheHoid, but that wasn't my question. My question was if this was just turning into another Longest Thread. Which is rather pointless, because it would add another side in this conflict and WE ALREADY HAVE A LONGEST THREAD THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

Sorry for shouting, but if we are going to make the Poll of the Century a thing it should include stuff from BOTH sides, not just one or the other. Even though the Last Posters are a bunch of despicable chullkissers just kidding!

Edited February 21, 2019 by Le Sigh

[Gancho Libre he/him]

I agree. Yall, save yo' posts for the longest thread! Everything we post here is another post that the LPW can catch up on us from!

Edited February 21, 2019 by Gancho Libre

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

I'm fine with them both. What is the specific aspect they're competing over?

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 hour ago, Brightness Warrior said:

I'm fine with them both. What is the specific aspect they're competing over?

Nice necro

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

12 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

Nice necro

I don't know what that means.

[+Doomstick he/him]

52 minutes ago, Brightness Warrior said:

I don't know what that means.

Check the date of the post before yours

[AonEne he/him]

On 9/7/2019 at 8:34 PM, Brightness Warrior said:

I don't know what that means.

When you necro something, it means you posted on something that was old and hadn't been posted on for a while. 

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

I was just about to do the same thing then I thought I better check the dates