The poll of the century!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Odium came by and further shattered the stars alignment till the whole Cosmere came out of alignment. Still even this could not shake the love or caresses shared between Renarin, Kaladin and whattheHoid.

[The Technovore he/him]

Then, the ghanderflaffles brought out their ultimate attack. They launched great heaping balls of pet dander, pollen, peanuts, tomatoes, more pollen, hair, and dust at their enemy, while simultaneously spitting in the face of the Geneva Convention.

Edited February 15, 2019 by The Technovore

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt Venture came with the spirit of his dead Fartomancer Master and Farted in their general direction which made General Direction very happy as he had a grudge against the Ghanderflaffles.

[Le Sigh]

Donald Trump has joined the server! Unfortunately

Edit: I just realized this was my 101st post. What a weird 101st post this was.

Edit 2: Wow every time I post the words Donald Trump in a thread that thread gets super quiet. Wonder why.

Edited February 15, 2019 by Le Sigh
101st post

[whattheHoid she/her]

Uncle Brandy spilled vodka on him.

[Le Sigh]

Donald Trump told Uncle Brandy he was fired.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt Venture came in with Elend Venture, no relation and both Fartomancied all over Trump..

He sizzled.

[Le Sigh]

Donald Trump died of sizzling.

[The Technovore he/him]

A squad of Americans descended from the heavens in their pair of 1977 Chevy Pickups. They knelt by Donald Trump and took off their maga hats as a bald eagle cried in the distance. Then, one of them lifted Trump into the back of a pickup while the other three poured out cans of bud light, then, they ascended into the heavens again, whooping and firing their shotguns mournfully.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Dalinar, also known as DadShard, broke up the group as their mournful shooting was keeping the neighbors up.

[Le Sigh]

1 hour ago, The Technovore said:

A squad of Americans descended from the heavens in their pair of 1977 Chevy Pickups. They knelt by Donald Trump and took off their maga hats as a bald eagle cried in the distance. Then, one of them lifted Trump into the back of a pickup while the other three poured out cans of bud light, then, they ascended into the heavens again, whooping and firing their shotguns mournfully.

I'm dying.

The Muricans Trump supporters then shot at him with their Mourning Shotguns.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Dalinar United the bullets into one and pushed it back to them.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Hoid took Donald Trump’s place.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Quote

What is this? Is it like the superfight? 

*Summons shard Moash*

[Le Sigh]

All of the supporters died. Now the Americans had to elect a new president. They chose... wait WHAT?! NINJA'D AGAIN!!! THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME FOOLS!!!

As president of the United States of America, President Hoid elected Shard Moash as Vice President.

Edited February 16, 2019 by Le Sigh
ninja'd ;-;

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Shard Moash severs the constitution’s soul and fires the Congress. Best Hoid make all the decisions 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Best Hoid let's everyone do what they want and free beers every Saturday.

[The Technovore he/him]

Unfortunately this tanked the economy and utterly ruined the beer industry because it couldn’t keep up with the hopeless demand, especially since they weren’t being paid for it. This of course shocked Hoid, who had not expected any consequences to come of this whatsoever.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hoid proceeded to pass over the job to someone more competent, Butt Venture.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But Butt was about to be assassinated. (see TLT)

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hoid took the bullet and survived as did Butt as he is mostly Invested hot air!

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Narrator Firerust was disappointed that the use of bolding words had been neglected in this thread.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"And that is the story of how bolded letters came into being in this thread." Said Butt Venture to his grandchildren.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

One thing lead to another.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

No! Y'all can't turn the middle ground between us into TLT! Words can be bolded, but you can't have your own characters. We have no characters! The only plot-like thing that happened in TLPW was when the happy inquisitor was started.

Edited February 19, 2019 by beantheboy12