Hello world(s)!

[Theodore Smedry]

Hello everyone! I'd love to get started with discussions, but I'd first like to introduce myself. First off, I'm not a hardcore Sanderson follower, but I have read all of the Stormlight Archives, Mistborn, and Alcatraz. I like to talk about the cosmere and other world's like the Alcatraz universe and how it relates to reality in certain ways.

Any tips for a newbie?

P.S. I would not like any cookies, thank you.

[Archer he/him]

THE CHOSEN ONE! Long have we waited for the fabled Alcatraz fan to grace this forum with their presence. Welcome, noble-minded reader! Welcome! The prophecies foretold your coming. It now falls on you to lead the Alcatraz subforum out of the plague of inactivity into which it has fallen, and into the light of the Recently Created Topics sidebar. The entire kingdom is counting on you! Go, fulfill your destiny. 

The Alcatraz section of this site desperately needs more posts. But whatever you do, don't try to say Alcatraz is cosmere. Have fun Sharding!

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Welcome to the forums.

Here have an upvote and a slice of pie.

[The Silverlight Scholar]

Its great to have you! I did not not know that the Dark Alley was expanding their Hemalurgic knowledge to involve pie. When did this breakthrough occur? 

Some tips from a recent member, but long time lurker. Avoid any baked goods offered to you by ANYONE, chances are very high that they have been hemalurgicaly spiked. Particularly Cookies.

I am still waiting for the last book of the Cosmere where we find out that Adonalsium has been shattered and reassembled many times before, causing an infinite number of realities where Adonalsium is shatered and put back together, the. Cosmere being reshaped in the process. One of which times, Alcatraz Breaks Adonalsium.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Welcome! I would love to join you in your quest to revive Alcatraz on this website. Also, ALWAYS ACCEPT THE BAKED GOODS. I helped make them, it was a great bonding experience. So have a cookie.

[Guest]

Hello there!~ we are happy to have ya!

[+Doomstick he/him]

Hurrah! Another Alcatraz fan!

[Theodore Smedry]

4 minutes ago, I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

Hurrah! Another Alcatraz fan!

Sadly we are too few and far between. Alcatraz fans unite!

[Theodore Smedry]

20 hours ago, Archer said:

THE CHOSEN ONE! Long have we waited for the fabled Alcatraz fan to grace this forum with their presence. Welcome, noble-minded reader! Welcome! The prophecies foretold your coming. It now falls on you to lead the Alcatraz subforum out of the plague of inactivity into which it has fallen, and into the light of the Recently Created Topics sidebar. The entire kingdom is counting on you! Go, fulfill your destiny. 

The Alcatraz section of this site desperately needs more posts. But whatever you do, don't try to say Alcatraz is cosmere. Have fun Sharding!

Will do.

Edited November 7, 2018 by Theodore Smedry

[Vargo Seldon he/him]

Hello @Theodore Smedry, welcome to the shard, and have a cookie on me.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Don’t do it unless TUBA certified it!

[Vargo Seldon he/him]

Don't worry, I'm not dark alley. I'm also not TUBA, but whatever 

[+Doomstick he/him]

I’m not alleyverse 

 

 

on another note someone was wearing tracker’s lenses yesterday at school.

[NoiseSpren he/him]

Welcome and take chouta and this pink teddy-bear.

 

Did you know, that Cristins are spiked as well? And look how healthy and good they are. 

(Yes, fleshstone is spiked in flesh, isn't it?)

"...kill them all, young Cristin. Ruin them, destroy, BREAK!!!"

 

Don't worry and eat that spiked chouta... ...become Cristin...

Edited November 8, 2018 by NoiseSpren