Theodore Smedry Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 Hello everyone! I'd love to get started with discussions, but I'd first like to introduce myself. First off, I'm not a hardcore Sanderson follower, but I have read all of the Stormlight Archives, Mistborn, and Alcatraz. I like to talk about the cosmere and other world's like the Alcatraz universe and how it relates to reality in certain ways. Any tips for a newbie? P.S. I would not like any cookies, thank you. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 THE CHOSEN ONE! Long have we waited for the fabled Alcatraz fan to grace this forum with their presence. Welcome, noble-minded reader! Welcome! The prophecies foretold your coming. It now falls on you to lead the Alcatraz subforum out of the plague of inactivity into which it has fallen, and into the light of the Recently Created Topics sidebar. The entire kingdom is counting on you! Go, fulfill your destiny. The Alcatraz section of this site desperately needs more posts. But whatever you do, don't try to say Alcatraz is cosmere. Have fun Sharding! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 Welcome to the forums. Here have an upvote and a slice of pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Silverlight Scholar Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 Its great to have you! I did not not know that the Dark Alley was expanding their Hemalurgic knowledge to involve pie. When did this breakthrough occur? Some tips from a recent member, but long time lurker. Avoid any baked goods offered to you by ANYONE, chances are very high that they have been hemalurgicaly spiked. Particularly Cookies. I am still waiting for the last book of the Cosmere where we find out that Adonalsium has been shattered and reassembled many times before, causing an infinite number of realities where Adonalsium is shatered and put back together, the. Cosmere being reshaped in the process. One of which times, Alcatraz Breaks Adonalsium. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 Welcome! I would love to join you in your quest to revive Alcatraz on this website. Also, ALWAYS ACCEPT THE BAKED GOODS. I helped make them, it was a great bonding experience. So have a cookie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 Hello there!~ we are happy to have ya! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 Hurrah! Another Alcatraz fan! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodore Smedry Posted November 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 4 minutes ago, I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said: Hurrah! Another Alcatraz fan! Sadly we are too few and far between. Alcatraz fans unite! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodore Smedry Posted November 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 (edited) 20 hours ago, Archer said: THE CHOSEN ONE! Long have we waited for the fabled Alcatraz fan to grace this forum with their presence. Welcome, noble-minded reader! Welcome! The prophecies foretold your coming. It now falls on you to lead the Alcatraz subforum out of the plague of inactivity into which it has fallen, and into the light of the Recently Created Topics sidebar. The entire kingdom is counting on you! Go, fulfill your destiny. The Alcatraz section of this site desperately needs more posts. But whatever you do, don't try to say Alcatraz is cosmere. Have fun Sharding! Will do. Edited November 7, 2018 by Theodore Smedry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vargo Seldon Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 Hello @Theodore Smedry, welcome to the shard, and have a cookie on me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 Don’t do it unless TUBA certified it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vargo Seldon Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 Don't worry, I'm not dark alley. I'm also not TUBA, but whatever 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 I’m not alleyverse on another note someone was wearing tracker’s lenses yesterday at school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoiseSpren Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 (edited) Welcome and take chouta and this pink teddy-bear. Did you know, that Cristins are spiked as well? And look how healthy and good they are. (Yes, fleshstone is spiked in flesh, isn't it?) "...kill them all, young Cristin. Ruin them, destroy, BREAK!!!" Don't worry and eat that spiked chouta... ...become Cristin... Edited November 8, 2018 by NoiseSpren 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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