The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Experience he/him]

Oh. How silly of me. How could I miss that?

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

*Wins wile Chortling at the amusing turn of events*

Edited April 15, 2020 by McWafy

[+Doomstick he/him]

*Wins*

[Destruction he/him]

Do I win?

[Experience he/him]

No. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because I do

[Experience he/him]

Same!

[Destruction he/him]

what if I want to?

[Experience he/him]

Sorry, you just don't have enough Experience with winning.

[Destruction he/him]

but nobody on this thread has ever won So even you the almighty shard of experience does not have experience winning

[Experience he/him]

Actually as of now I am winning. I am winning until someone posts another post.

[+Doomstick he/him]

I win

[Destruction he/him]

I use the minuscule energy required to take the win away and bring it to me. I then put amulets of shielding over in order to prevent people from taking it. Then I leave hoping that nobody would try to steal the win

[Experience he/him]

*steals the win*

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Nah

[Destruction he/him]

NO!!!! I return from my exile and take it back

[The_Archivist he/him]

I win again *casts Aon Edo*

Edit: Reverse ninja

Edited April 15, 2020 by The_Archivist

[+Doomstick he/him]

But the win was in my cheese wheel the entire time!

[Destruction he/him]

oh please *travels to the win and throws it in a pool of glimmering investiture*

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

That won’t stop me 

*wins*

[Destruction he/him]

But how??? Only I am allowed to win. *activates his shield of destruction around the win*

[+Doomstick he/him]

Thanks for protecting me! 
I am the Win

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

*wins*

[Experience he/him]

Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line! 

[NameIess]

Hola. Me llamo inigo Montoya. Tú matiste mi padre, Prepara mormir.

Edited April 15, 2020 by Nameless