The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[+Ark1002]

Just now, Ookla The Narrator said:

It's an inside joke. I have a thing against conditioner, specifically guys using it. It's a long story. 

...

but why

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Ookla the Very Handsome said:

...

but why

Okay, so my dad is bald. One day, he accidentally used conditioner instead of shampoo and it felt really weird - like soft carpet growing out of a person's scalp. So, ever since then I just assumed that guys didn't use it. But then, in 7th grade I started asking and it really weirded me out that they do use it. *shudders*

[+Ark1002]

1 minute ago, Ookla The Narrator said:

Okay, so my dad is bald. One day, he accidentally used conditioner instead of shampoo and it felt really weird - like soft carpet growing out of a person's scalp. So, ever since then I just assumed that guys didn't use it. But then, in 7th grade I started asking and it really weirded me out that they do use it. *shudders*

ok...

i mean, a lot of guys don't, myself included, but also it's quite different when one is bald

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

YAY YOU DON'T USE IT, YOU'RE NORMAL! 

[+Ark1002]

Just now, Ookla The Narrator said:

YAY YOU DON'T USE IT, YOU'RE NORMAL! 

actually, it's about 50/50

so while that makes me normal, that also means people who do use it are normal

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

*mind is blown* 

[+Ark1002]

1 minute ago, Ookla The Narrator said:

*mind is blown* 

*sighs*

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

... I also have a thing against spelling "grey" with an "a" because in 6th grade I was bored and just wanted to argue for the sake of arguing. 

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Gray?

Grey.

Gray?

Grey.

I didn't notice that before. Huh.

So, your worst enemy is gray conditioner?

Edited December 2, 2019 by FatherTiempo

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Grey is better. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Grey!

[Sami she/her]

22 hours ago, Ookla the Roleplayer said:

Hey, Sami! Didn’t know you posted here! 

Yep. The Last Post used to be DoomStick, previously some variant on the stick meme, so I called him Stick. Which is actually the reason why I called Per Per instead of Stick, because I already knew a Stick.  

Hey Ene  yeah when I think of it which is rarely but it doesn't matter since I can still win this way

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

I won, but did I lose?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Yes because I won.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But I actually did

[Nathrangking he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Sesquipedalian said:

But I actually did

Did you?

[+Doomstick he/him]

Yupe

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Nah

[+Doomstick he/him]

Yah

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Bah

[+Doomstick he/him]

Iah 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Fah

[+Doomstick he/him]

I win

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

No you don't 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Such aggression