The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, VieB13 said:

NOOOOOOO NOT GLITTER YOU MONSTER YOU CAN NEVER GET IT OFF

*evil giggle*

[ThroughTheLivingIlliterate He/Him]

Don't worry, Crest toothpaste can clean anything.

[Vielence She/Her]

7 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*evil giggle*

I stabbie you with a glitter bomb spear. 

3 minutes ago, IlliterateDragon said:

Don't worry, Crest toothpaste can clean anything.

I have chemical allergies. Honestly I’d rather have the glitter to a full body rash

[ThroughTheLivingIlliterate He/Him]

Well that's not good. Maybe I could interest you with this special non-chemical solvent All purpose cleaner *Pulls out a water bottle*

[Vielence She/Her]

1 minute ago, IlliterateDragon said:

Well that's not good. Maybe I could interest you with this special non-chemical solvent All purpose cleaner *Pulls out a water bottle*

*giggles*
*squirts you with a fire hose from behind my back*

It just came to me 

[Nathrangking he/him]

I don't know mages, but the muffin man doth live on Drury lane.

Edited November 13, 2025 by Nathrangking

[ThroughTheLivingIlliterate He/Him]

The synchronicity of that post was very serendipitous. Beautiful! 

[Vielence She/Her]

6 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

*giggles*
*squirts you with a fire hose from behind my back*

It just came to me 

@IlliterateDragon 

[Nathrangking he/him]

Doth the muffin man make banana nut muffins?

[ThroughTheLivingIlliterate He/Him]

The salesman's plan was ruined, how was he supposed to sell water to someone who already had such a vast supply of the substance. Further rumination revealed the fact that selling water was probably not the best endeavor. The giggle just added insult to injury. Cutting his loses the man got rid of his 32 pack of water and began searching for another substance that would gain him a profit. Paper!!!!!!! Sadly, it didn't grow on trees.

@VieB13

Naeth, the muffin man hath declared them a disgrace to all muffin kind for the lemon poppy seed muffins were the first on the moon.

@Nathrangking

Edited November 13, 2025 by IlliterateDragon

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, IlliterateDragon said:

The salesman's plan was ruined, how was he supposed to sell water to someone who already had such a vast supply of the substance. Further rumination revealed the fact that selling water was probably not the best endeavor. The giggle just added insult to injury. Cutting his loses the man got rid of his 32 pack of water and began searching for another substance that would gain him a profit. Paper!!!!!!! Sadly, it didn't grow on trees.

I stare after the crazy person with… an expression that I’m not sure I can describe. 
 

Anyways. I turn to the person next to me (the next person to post) and spray them with the fire hose

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I do a fire hose dance

[Nathrangking he/him]

Twas the dance of the chocolate chip cookies.

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, Nathrangking said:

Twas the dance of the chocolate chip cookies.

Cookies?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I prefer sugar cookies

[Vielence She/Her]

1 minute ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I prefer sugar cookies

Did you just rep all my stuff

[NerdSandwich she/her]

No. Some tho

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Just now, VieB13 said:

Did you just rep all my stuff

…sneaks away

[NerdSandwich she/her]

DANG YOU HAVE 28 REP IN A SINGLE DAY

UR WINNING

i've never won a day lol

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Just now, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

DANG YOU HAVE 28 REP IN A SINGLE DAY

UR WINNING

i've never won a day lol

Me either

[NerdSandwich she/her]

thats okay 

ur still awesome

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

1 minute ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

thats okay 

ur still awesome

Thxxx you too

[Vielence She/Her]

3 minutes ago, Honors ghost said:

…sneaks away

WAIT NO ACTUALLY PLEASE STOP I WANNA STAY THIS RANK FOR A MINUTE PLEASEEEEEEE

You can rep everything in 3 days. Promise. 

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Just now, VieB13 said:

WAIT NO ACTUALLY PLEASE STOP I WANNA STAY THIS RANK FOR A MINUTE PLEASEEEEEEE

You can rep everything in 3 days. Promise. 

Okkkkk I got you

[Vielence She/Her]

2 minutes ago, Honors ghost said:

Okkkkk I got you

Whew.