The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Yay!

*pays 22 souls*

Could you decapitate @DaveSouls for me?

Sure thing!

*decapitates @DaveSouls*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Sure thing!

*decapitates @DaveSouls*

Yay!

Thank you!

*tips one soul*

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Hey

* undecapitates myself* 

*runs*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

8 minutes ago, DaveSouls said:

Hey

* undecapitates myself* 

*runs*

*sigh*

@SpiritOfWrath, can I get a refund now?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

*popcorn munchies*

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*sigh*

@SpiritOfWrath, can I get a refund now?

*decapitates Dave again*

[Immortal Platypus]

psh. refunds

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

*decapitates Dave again*

Oh. Nevermind then!

*walks away whilst whistling a wistful waltzing tune*

Edited November 1, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

*deep breath*
 

Step right up, step right up, geeeeet your very own decapitation. My decapitations have a oooooooone hundred percent satisfaction garuuunteeeeee!

For a small fee of twenty two souls, you can hire my wonderful service!

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*hands over souls*

don’t ask how I got these

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

22 minutes ago, Drehy said:

*hands over souls*

don’t ask how I got these

I have just the thing for you!

On 10/24/2024 at 8:28 PM, SpiritOfWrath said:

Can I lend yall my Death clones?

*clears throat*
*pulls up advertisement*
 

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[Vyzkel He/Him]

4 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Oh. Nevermind then!

*walks away whilst whistling a wistful waltzing tune*

Waltzes are the BEST.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

9 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Waltzes are the BEST.

Agreed. I know waltzing and it’s fun. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

10 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Agreed. I know waltzing and it’s fun. 

Even the songs are just awesome, I have thing for songs in 3/4 signature.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

22 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Agreed. I know waltzing and it’s fun. 

All dancing is fun.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, TwinStorm said:

All dancing is fun.

Especially the breaking kind.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Especially the breaking kind.

I personally think break dancing is cool, but not my cup of tea...

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Who are we breaking??

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Who are we breaking??

Vyz. We are breaking Vyz.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, TwinStorm said:

Vyz. We are breaking Vyz.

ooooooooooo

i'm in

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, TwinStorm said:

Vyz. We are breaking Vyz.

I was broken a long time ago…

7 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

I personally think break dancing is cool, but not my cup of tea...

Same, but it’s cool to watch, all I know are some basics.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

I was broken a long time ago…

8 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

Physically or mentally?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

ooooooooooo

i'm in

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it, and if it is broke, keep breaking it.

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Physically or mentally?

Yes

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it, and if it is broke, keep breaking it.

*pulls out sledgehammer*

Whatever you say, dude.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*pulls out sledgehammer*

Whatever you say, dude.

Wait it was just a joke!

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I was broken a long time ago…

Same, but it’s cool to watch, all I know are some basics.

Well we're shattering you, *gets chisel and hammer* the old fashioned way!