The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[+Ark1002]

44 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

The remains of the hamster merge with the Kraken, creating a fearsome beast that emerges from the sea and obliterates you and your puny little empire through unconventional means. I win.

plz explain

[Lunamor she/her]

The Kraken ate the remains of the hamster ninja, causing it to merge with it and making a new monster. Nathrangking said that he couldn’t be killed through conventional means, so the monster killed him through unconventional means. Those unconventional means were throwing chickens at him until he drowned in feathers, along with his empire. 

[Nathrangking he/him]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

The Kraken ate the remains of the hamster ninja, causing it to merge with it and making a new monster. Nathrangking said that he couldn’t be killed through conventional means, so the monster killed him through unconventional means. Those unconventional means were throwing chickens at him until he drowned in feathers, along with his empire. 

Unfortunately for you those means don't cut it. Only a very specific unconventional weapon will work. Due to the fact that I am the only one to know which one. I am still the winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lunamor she/her]

Is it hot sauce? Cake? Balefire? Singing Happy Birthday? The number 17? The color maroon? Giraffes? Ghanderflaffles?

[Alvron]

A fiendish Shadow sweeps the land as Alvron claims victory.

[+Ark1002]

15 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

The Kraken ate the remains of the hamster ninja, causing it to merge with it and making a new monster. Nathrangking said that he couldn’t be killed through conventional means, so the monster killed him through unconventional means. Those unconventional means were throwing chickens at him until he drowned in feathers, along with his empire. 

Have we decided to convert Longest Thread members this way?

[Lunamor she/her]

4 minutes ago, Alvron said:

A fiendish Shadow sweeps the land as Alvron claims victory.

Lunamor thanks the Shadow for sweeping all of the floors, then steals Alvron’s victory.

[Alvron]

We need not convert them for they shall all join when it dawns on them that they will soon be the Second Longest Thread.

[Lunamor she/her]

Wins while everyone else is busy discussing plans to defeat the Longest Thread.

Edited February 14, 2019 by Lunamor

[Alvron]

Wins while discussing plans to beat TLT.

[Lunamor she/her]

Steals win, then hides it where nobody else can find it.

[Alvron]

Asks Nobody Else to retrieve Win and then hides it where Hoid keeps his deepest darkest secrets.

[Lunamor she/her]

Which happenes to be in my basement. I win.

[Alvron]

Digs tunnel into Lunamors basement and walls off Win from Lunamor.

Edit: The Win is in your basement, but you can never get it now.

[Lunamor she/her]

Is still in basement, so breaks down walls using Shardblade, takes back win, then goes to a random room in Urithiru.

Edited February 14, 2019 by Lunamor

[Alvron]

Is unable to find Lunamor in Urithiru so makes a fake Win and claims that as real one.

[Lunamor she/her]

Sends minion to destroy fake win and call attention to last post which says that Alvron’s win was fake.

[Alvron]

Bribes Lunamors minion to swap Alvrons Win with Lunamors Win.

[Lunamor she/her]

Bribes minion more money to switch wins back.

[+Ark1002]

WHAT'S GOING ON

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Dunno.

[Sparkrunner he/him]

As I cannot observe your wins, they exist merely as a statistical waveform. Being the only one with an observable win, I win!

[Lunamor she/her]

Mmmmm. Lies. Powerful lies. I am the true winner.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

I am though!

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

I am Thought!