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2 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

AND DON'T HIS FORGET HIS TRUSTY SIDEKICK, ARKBLADE! WITH A SHADE HAT!

Wait, who’s sidekick are you?

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I construct a gholam to assist me, because I know how to destroy one. However, most other people don’t.

Edited by Ethan_Sedai
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32 minutes ago, Ethan_Sedai said:

Wait, so Lunamor, who is apparently a sword now, can summon Ark as a sword? 

Fascinating.

And don’t forget that the Ark sword is wearing a hat made out of corrupted souls.

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You forgot your Horneater victory cape! Is extra manly. 

*attaches flattened out shade to shoulders*

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Buy now, because the Manly Horneater Shade collection is selling out fast!
Available in a store near you. Must be 18 years or have parental permission to buy. May cause shriveling of limbs, death, and turning into a shade. Do not buy if you are allergic to shades.

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Just now, Ark1002 said:

Buy now, because the Manly Horneater Shade collection is selling out fast!
Available in a store near you. Must be 18 years or have parental permission to buy. May cause shriveling of limbs, death, and turning into a shade. Do not buy if you are allergic to shades.

Luckily, being a sword makes you immune to shades!!!

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We are not responsible for any damage done to your friends or family if they touch the Manly Horneater Shade collection.

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If you experience swelling, disintegrating of limbs, loss of feeling in extremities, drowsiness, hunger, a loss of appetite, a burning sensation, a loss of humanity, or death, call your nearest waystop right away. They may or may not be able to help you.  

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By buying, you void your rights to sue for radiation, mutation, hemalurgic spiking, sudden supervillian attributes, uncontrollable crowds of women following you around, and diabetes. 

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Do not taunt happy shade cloak.

Upvote for getting this reference.

Edited by Lunamor
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*intro music plays*

Welcome back to Keeping up With the Kholins!

(Who came up with that idea? I’ve seen it around, but I can’t remember where.) 

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