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He didn't really care though. I mean, he wasn't going to swallow it!

Edit: Ninjaed. Ignore this. Bean's was better.

 

Ruin was grossed out. The cabbage had hit him in the face.

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"Listen, what's more likely: that there really are monsters and magic, or that Star Trek is real and a billionaire ferret has secret future technology"

"I guess you got me there"

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Preservation weaves in and out of the cabbage fired by Ruin and then sticks a non hemalurgic spike in one. He pulls it, then pushes it straight at Ruin at 120 mph.

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The spike has now killed the cabbage. Since it was an iron spike, the spike is now hemalurgic and grants the strength of a cabbage. It smashes into Marsh's hip still attached to the dead cabbage. Marsh erupts with the great strength of cabbage and runs at Preservation with super cabbage speed.

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Marsh burns duralumin and copper and begins to stab more cabbages with iron spikes, and then stabbing them into himself giving himself the strength of a man and 10 cabbages. COMPLETELY UNSTOPPABLE!

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AND SUDDENLY THAT HAPPENS.

*hand-waves away a paradox with the power of popcorn*

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