The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Nathrangking he/him]

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

Kelsier comes and decks all of the gods on your side, as that is a personal goal of his.

Edit: This kinda feels like Cosmere vs Mythology

Edit #2: This is the 4000th post in this thread! WOOT!!!

As he does so Mars knocks Kel out and feeds him to the harpies.

Yeah kinda. Rome v. Cosmere!!

[Lunamor she/her]

But Kel, being Kel, refuses to die and comes back to deck you in the face.

[Alvron]

6 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

Ah but Zeus is the master of the Heavens he smites Kaladin for defiling his realm.

4 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

As he does so Mars knocks Kel out and feeds him to the harpies.

Yeah kinda. Rome v. Cosmere!!

First you bring in Zeus and Greek mythology, then say it's Roman vs Cosmere.  Please don't mix the two up.  It's a peeve of mine when someone does that and I would really hate to go from being a spectator in this fight to becoming a participant.  

Tickets here.  Get your ticket!  We're freshly stocked the m&ms bar too.

[Nathrangking he/him]

3 hours ago, Alvron said:

First you bring in Zeus and Greek mythology, then say it's Roman vs Cosmere.  Please don't mix the two up.  It's a peeve of mine when someone does that and I would really hate to go from being a spectator in this fight to becoming a participant.  

Tickets here.  Get your ticket!  We're freshly stocked the m&ms bar too.

You are correct I messed up! It has been a long day I went back and corrected the problem. I am Magnus Regis Nathangking  Pontifex Maximus and the master of gods!!!

[Lunamor she/her]

And I am Lunamor, master of bridgemen!!!

[Nathrangking he/him]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

And I am Lunamor, master of bridgemen!!!

Yes I know your name Lord of slaves and thieves. You are also the king of the Isle which I banished you to.

[Lunamor she/her]

But I am also Lord of Radiants!

[Nathrangking he/him]

2 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

But I am also Lord of Radiants!

If it pleases you to be the master of so lowly an order then so be it.

[Lunamor she/her]

Lowly?! They are some of the most powerful beings in all of the Cosmere!

[Nathrangking he/him]

6 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Lowly?! They are some of the most powerful beings in all of the Cosmere!

It matters not to the Lord of Gods!!!!! I am supreme!!!!

[Alvron]

1 hour ago, Nathrangking said:

It matters not to the Lord of Gods!!!!! I am supreme!!!!

The Gods of Luck and Chance dispute your claim.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The God of mischief, i.e. Hoid laughs at you all! As I, Hoid, have been worshipped for ages! Therefore, am more supreme.

I am supremestest. 

[beantheboy12 he/him]

It doesn't seem like Szeth has come so...

Szeth comes.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So do dinosaurs!

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Szeth lashes himself through the dinosaurs, lashing them all upward.

[Lunamor she/her]

Causing the extinction of the dinosaurs.

[Alvron]

11 hours ago, whattheHoid said:

pineapples and exploding jelly beans

10 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

scorpions and bellistas

9 hours ago, whattheHoid said:

giant ants! Chasmfiends and Santhid abound! 

3 minutes ago, whattheHoid said:

So do dinosaurs!

[beantheboy12 he/him]

*Summons sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads*

Lasers, Sharks, Laser sharks!

- Metalbeard

Edited February 18, 2019 by beantheboy12

[Sunbringer he/him]

*Summons sharks with friction' laser beams attached to their heads*

Lasers, Sharks, Laser sharks!

- Metalbeard

 

 

Yes, friction laser beams!

Edited February 18, 2019 by Sunbringer

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Laser sharks fire lasers and sharks at Sun

[Sunbringer he/him]

Yay! Pet sharks!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Sun flops to the floor with pure joy. Sun can die in peace now that finally laser Sharks are available as pets.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Laser sharks shoot lasers and sharks at hoid.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hoid flops to the ground and does the dinosaur.

[I think I am here. he/him]

~Just takin’ the win, don’t mind me~