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Posted
1 minute ago, NerdSandwich said:

a tank I think? I'm not sure lol

Oop, my bad, I was asking Shatter. Should have been more clear

shatter is teaching a class on military heavy weaponry an I wanna get an A on the midterm

Posted (edited)

I am Heavy Weapons Guy… and this *rests hand on the tank's side* is my weapon.

*lays both hands proudly on the Leopard 2A6C2M’s hull*

She weighs sixty-two tonnes and fires 120-millimetre armour-piercing fin-stabilized discarding sabot rounds at targets two kilometres away.

*looks straight at you*

It costs twelve thousand dollars every time this cannon fires.

*low chuckle*

*checks the smoothbore barrel*

Oh my God… who touched my tank?

Alright… who touched my tank!?

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe… sniff …maybe.

I have yet to meet one that can outsmart German engineering.

*Leopard shoots main barrel and blows up a T-90*

Heh. Cry some more.

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Posted
Just now, Shatter said:

i like tanks

D’ya play World of Tanks or was your dad in the military or smt?

Posted
2 minutes ago, edgyswordname said:

D’ya play World of Tanks or was your dad in the military or smt?

I don't play World of Tanks. I just find tanks cool. My father was an officer in the Royal New Zealand Navy during the Cold War, though. And I'm also in the process of joining the Royal Canadian Navy. My interview and medical are on March 2. :3

Posted
Just now, Shatter said:

I don't play World of Tanks. I just find tanks cool. My father was an officer in the Royal New Zealand Navy during the Cold War, though. And I'm also in the process of joining the Royal Canadian Navy. My interview and medical are on March 2. :3

Wow, good luck!

Posted
42 minutes ago, Shatter said:

I am Heavy Weapons Guy… and this *rests hand on the tank's side* is my weapon.

*lays both hands proudly on the Leopard 2A6C2M’s hull*

She weighs sixty-two tonnes and fires 120-millimetre armour-piercing fin-stabilized discarding sabot rounds at targets two kilometres away.

*looks straight at you*

It costs twelve thousand dollars every time this cannon fires.

*low chuckle*

*checks the smoothbore barrel*

Oh my God… who touched my tank?

Alright… who touched my tank!?

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe… sniff …maybe.

I have yet to meet one that can outsmart German engineering.

*Leopard shoots main barrel and blows up a T-90*

Heh. Cry some more.

Is that a TF2 heavy quote?

42 minutes ago, Shatter said:

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe… sniff …maybe.

I have yet to meet one that can outsmart German engineering.

*Laughs in American*

26 minutes ago, Shatter said:

I don't play World of Tanks. I just find tanks cool. My father was an officer in the Royal New Zealand Navy during the Cold War, though. And I'm also in the process of joining the Royal Canadian Navy. My interview and medical are on March 2. :3

That's awesome!

Posted
47 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Is that a TF2 heavy quote?

ofc

48 minutes ago, Frustration said:

*Laughs in American*

German engineering is better. otherwise why would Operation Paperclip have been done? Also yankee military equipment is rust

48 minutes ago, Frustration said:

That's awesome!

thx

Posted

Yes. As a complete expert on German culture, I can confirm the German Engineering is fueled by fancy sausage and excellent alcohol, thereby increasing its quality by 16%.

Posted
18 minutes ago, Shatter said:

German engineering is better. otherwise why would Operation Paperclip have been done? Also yankee military equipment is rust

I'm pretty sure we proved American engineering to be superior. Twice.

Posted
1 minute ago, Frustration said:

I'm pretty sure we proved American engineering to be superior. Twice.

Fueled by Democracy. Let’s go SuperEar- America!

Posted
16 hours ago, Shatter said:

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I have better tanks.
ooo. also. Real tank. 'Holy Roller'. survived from the landing at D-Day on Juno Beach all the way to VE Day. Only two Canadian Shermans did that, and this is one of them.

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Posted
1 hour ago, NerdSandwich said:

What is German engineering?

Is it different from regular engineering?

germany is known for overengineering stuff and making stuff that is amazing and very durable.

also the Leopard tank happens to be German (They like naming their tanks after big cats)

Posted
3 hours ago, Shatter said:

I am Heavy Weapons Guy… and this *rests hand on the tank's side* is my weapon.

*lays both hands proudly on the Leopard 2A6C2M’s hull*

She weighs sixty-two tonnes and fires 120-millimetre armour-piercing fin-stabilized discarding sabot rounds at targets two kilometres away.

*looks straight at you*

It costs twelve thousand dollars every time this cannon fires.

*low chuckle*

*checks the smoothbore barrel*

Oh my God… who touched my tank?

Alright… who touched my tank!?

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe… sniff …maybe.

I have yet to meet one that can outsmart German engineering.

*Leopard shoots main barrel and blows up a T-90*

Heh. Cry some more.

Ah Heavy, my poor dumb Heavy. 

9 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

depression 👍

*huggle*

Posted
13 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

depression 👍

Oh. You good? We missed you

Posted
22 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

depression 👍

*hugs*

if you need to talk, you can always call me

Posted
7 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Thank you 🫂

Same to you, okay? ❤️

okay. 

on another note, I went to sleep at around 7:35 pm and woke up at 2:35 am. My body will sleep for 7 hours exactly and then stop. IT WON'T LET ME SLEEP IN. usually i go to bed at 10 pm and wake up at 5 am (cause I'll hopefully be accepted into the military)

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