The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 hour ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Guys y'all should try and guess my real name 

if you get it right, I'll DM you

(maybe)

x

 

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As in the variable

 

 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

y

 

z

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Ookla the Doom said:

x

 

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As in the variable

 

 

*sudden violent coughing*

No, unfortunately. 

Just now, Ookla the Pretender said:

y

 

z

Also sadly no 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

*sudden violent coughing*

No, unfortunately. 

Also sadly no 

*sudden, violent coughing, you mean?

heheh

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

*sudden, violent coughing, you mean?

heheh

naw naw naw there's a time and place for proper punctuation

tlpw is not one of them  

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

naw naw naw there's a time and place for proper punctuation

tlpw is not one of them  

Hush.

There is always time for grammar correction.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Hush.

There is always time for grammar correction.

Time, yes. Need? naw 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Time, yes. Need? naw 

. . .

*sigh*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

. . .

*sigh*

oooooooh that's not proper punctuation -_^

I use improper punctuation to be more casual and as different tones of voice almost

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

oooooooh that's not proper punctuation -_^

It's my OCD manifesting itself in my writing. 

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

I use improper punctuation to be more casual and as different tones of voice almost

I do too- but I still try to use correct grammar.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

It's my OCD manifesting itself in my writing. 

I do too- but I still try to use correct grammar.

Rules are made to be broken, my dear mother. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Rules are made to be broken, my dear mother. 

. . .

Who told you that!

IT'S FALSE

Only federal laws were made to be broken.

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this is a joke

 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

1 minute ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

*sudden violent coughing*

No, unfortunately. 

Also sadly no 

Okay, now to try for real.

 

Your member title notes that you use she/her pronouns, so it's a safe bet that you have a typically female (Jane, Amanda, etc) or gender neutral (Robin, Robyn, really any spelling of the word "Robin," any word in a non-inflected foreign language, etc.) name. for simplicity's sake we'll assume female. Most of the Shard's usership hails from the US, especially Utah. Your signature confirms that you're a member of LDS (Is that how you use the abbreviation? Please correct me if I did it wrong), so I'd guess you're from Utah.

17th shard users must be at least 13 years of age, so any female names that attained popularity in the last 12 years are out. Looking at your post history, you tend to frequent Forum Games and Random Stuff. Many (although not all) sharders who frequent that section of the site are on the younger end of the age spectrum. A reasonable estimate would be that you were born within a few years of 2009. This gives a good place to start.

A quick google search reveals the top 10 female names in Utah in 2009. As such, my guesses are the following:

Olivia, Emma, Charlotte, Amelia, Ava, Sophia, Isabella, Mia, Evelyn, or Harper.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

. . .

Who told you that!

IT'S FALSE

Only federal laws were made to be broken.

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this is a joke

 

Awwww.....

So arson?

1 minute ago, Ookla the Pretender said:

Okay, now to try for real.

 

Your member title notes that you use she/her pronouns, so it's a safe bet that you have a typically female (Jane, Amanda, etc) or gender neutral (Robin, Robyn, really any spelling of the word "Robin," any word in a non-inflected foreign language, etc.) name. for simplicity's sake we'll assume female. Most of the Shard's usership hails from the US, especially Utah. Your signature confirms that you're a member of LDS (Is that how you use the abbreviation? Please correct me if I did it wrong), so I'd guess you're from Utah.

17th shard users must be at least 13 years of age, so any female names that attained popularity in the last 12 years are out. Looking at your post history, you tend to frequent Forum Games and Random Stuff. Many (although not all) sharders who frequent that section of the site are on the younger end of the age spectrum. A reasonable estimate would be that you were born within a few years of 2009. This gives a good place to start.

A quick google search reveals the top 10 female names in Utah in 2009. As such, my guesses are the following:

Olivia, Emma, Charlotte, Amelia, Ava, Sophia, Isabella, Mia, Evelyn, or Harper.

Dang, that's some pretty nice detective work. 

Unfortunately, all incorrect. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Pretender said:

Olivia, Emma, Charlotte, Amelia, Ava, Sophia, Isabella, Mia, Evelyn, or Harper.

Hey, look! It's me!

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Not really

 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

7 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Awwww.....

So arson?

Dang, that's some pretty nice detective work. 

Unfortunately, all incorrect. 

*Sitting here idly doing the cost/benefit analysis over weather or not to go down the rabbit hole of popular baby names in Utah in the late 2000s or just make a stupid post like this one*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

15 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Awwww.....

So arson?

That's fine. As long as it's not my house.

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Once again, only a joke.

 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 hours ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Guys y'all should try and guess my real name 

if you get it right, I'll DM you

(maybe)

Is it Elizabeth?

Also, try and guess my name. If it's right I might PM you.

[Immortal Platypus]

32 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

*sudden violent coughing*

No, unfortunately. 

Also sadly no 

...

violet coughing??

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Is it Elizabeth?

Also, try and guess my name. If it's right I might PM you.

Nope. 

Jeremy? 

1 minute ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

...

violet coughing??

There's DEFINITELY an N there. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Nope. 

Jeremy? 

no

also Haly did you get discord?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

12 minutes ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

...

violet coughing??

That was me, not Haly. 

13 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Is it Elizabeth?

Also, try and guess my name. If it's right I might PM you.

You seem like a Devin.

OO, OR A MICHAEL.

You give serious Michael vibes.

 

Hehehe

this is fun

Y'all should guess my name!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

16 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

no

also Haly did you get discord?

mebbe

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

That was me, not Haly. 

You seem like a Devin.

OO, OR A MICHAEL.

You give serious Michael vibes.

 

Hehehe

this is fun

Y'all should guess my name!

Bella

Patricia

Annie

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

mebbe

Bella

Patricia

Annie

Nope

Nope

Nope

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Nope

Nope

Nope

Rita

Ellie

Amanda