The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

So?

[KelsierFortnite he/him]

Perchance

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[Immortal Platypus]

Now I wanna see Car Jesus

[Lunamor she/her]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

[Immortal Platypus]

Happy Single Appreciation Day to you too!

[Lunamor she/her]

Happy Day After Valentine’s Day!

[Immortal Platypus]

indeed!

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a really bad joke in celebration:

I don’t trust stairs.

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They’re always up to something.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

Unless they go down

[Lunamor she/her]

This one’s a bit better:

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

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Nobody knows!

 

[Immortal Platypus]

that one made me chuckle 

[Faerie Braids she/her]

There is nothing quite like returning to the Shard after a couple of days away, and putting your pfp on the top nine FGaRs threads. It is almost as great as winning this thread! Good thing I have just done both...

[Immortal Platypus]

i mean... you could just, not

[Lunamor she/her]

I’m up for that and I’m down for that mean the same thing, and I really don’t like that.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Similar to how, when someone asks "Do you mind if I [insert action]," the responses "yes" and "no" can mean the same thing. English is weird

[Lunamor she/her]

“Yeah, no” is the opposite of “No, yeah”.

[Immortal Platypus]

4 hours ago, Lunamor said:

“Yeah, no” is the opposite of “No, yeah”.

that makes sense though

[Lunamor she/her]

8 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

that makes sense though

I still hate it 

[Immortal Platypus]

fair enough

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

I still hate it 

[Lunamor she/her]

22 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

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[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

5 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

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[Immortal Platypus]

Do jedi have soda?

[KelsierFortnite he/him]

You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for 

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[Lunamor she/her]

I heard a very funny joke today:

What the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

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One’s very heavy and the other is a little lighter.