The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

3 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

What’s a Sadderday?

It's not as bright as a Sunday.

[Immortal Platypus]

it's like a saturday, but not

[Lunamor she/her]

I will pretend to understand that.

Edit: Ninja’d but still works

Edited February 9, 2024 by Lunamor

[Immortal Platypus]

i too got ninja'd

[Lunamor she/her]

(This joke is so very stupid)

How do ninjas fart?

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Silent, but deadly.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

Luna, what did we say about telling non-original jokes?

[Lunamor she/her]

It’s ok as long as they are super funny?

[Immortal Platypus]

not quite, but accurate. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Another classic:

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

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Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be called bagels.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

i forgot that one existed  

[Lunamor she/her]

What did the zero say to the eight?

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That belt looks good on you.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

do you have any I don't know?

[Lunamor she/her]

Swimming with sharks is expensive.

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It cost me an arm and a leg.

 

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Well, here is an original creation:

Why do goldfish romances never go anywhere?

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They are just two koi

 

[Lunamor she/her]

That’s really cute!

Edited February 10, 2024 by Lunamor

[Immortal Platypus]

i like that one  

[Lunamor she/her]

A cheeseburger walks into a bar.

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The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

(For some reason the grammar rules for quotes bother me.)

[Immortal Platypus]

3 hours ago, Lunamor said:

A cheeseburger walks into a bar.

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The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

(For some reason the grammar rules for quotes bother me.)

quote grammar is weird

[Lunamor she/her]

Here is a very painful pun:

Did you hear about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

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He won the no-bell prize.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

i've heard that one

[Lunamor she/her]

This is one I hadn’t heard before:

I had a neck brace fitted a few years ago.

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I’ve never looked back since!

 

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

This is one I hadn’t heard before:

I had a neck brace fitted a few years ago.

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I’ve never looked back since!

 

i hadn't heard that one either

[Lunamor she/her]

An interaction I just had:

Your grandparents are making superbowl dip! [basically just Velveeta, it’s really good]

Me: Oh great, what’s the occasion!

…the superbowl?

[KelsierFortnite he/him]

Spoiler

 

[Lunamor she/her]

20 minutes ago, KelsierFortnite said:

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That’s way funnier that it has any right to be 

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