The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

32 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

yeah, but there are ups and downs, so it probably won't be constant. TLPW probably won't overtake TLT anytime soon. Especially since people like me would post more on TLT if TLPW threatened to overtake it

Which is why I added the "if it continues". In order for TLPW to overtake TLT it would have to constantly grow faster than it for the next five years, which is unlikely.

[Immortal Platypus]

hi

[Cinnamon]

Hello, how are you?

[Robin Sedai she/her]

13 hecking hours??? Disgusting. It's my turn now.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

3 measly hours? Sad. It’s my turn now .

[Cinnamon]

4 entire hours? No way José!

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

6 hours?? nah, give me a chance!

[Robin Sedai she/her]

We need a conversation-starter. Any ideas?

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

muffins.

[Cinnamon]

Raspberry white chocolate are the best kind.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

WHITE CHOCOLATE? BLASPHEMY!

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

y'know what else is blasphemy?

✨wAtEr✨

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

No. White chocolate is blasphemy.

[Cinnamon]

43 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

No. White chocolate is blasphemy.

Why?

[Telrao she/her]

15 hours ago, Cinnamon said:

Raspberry white chocolate are the best kind.

RASPBERRY WHITE CHOCOLATE IS THE BEST FLAVOUR

1 hour ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

No. White chocolate is blasphemy.

WHITE CHOCOLATE IS AMAZING

WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT?

 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

1 hour ago, Cinnamon said:

Why?

31 minutes ago, Telrao said:

RASPBERRY WHITE CHOCOLATE IS THE BEST FLAVOUR

WHITE CHOCOLATE IS AMAZING

WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT?

 

Because this so-called "Chocolate" doesn't even have cocoa! It's milk and sugar masquerading as a legitimate heir to chocolate's glory. White chocolate withers the very concept of chocolate simply by existing. It lacks the defining feature of chocolate, yet greedy corporations have the audacity to claim it as worthy of chocolate's mantle. If I wanted white chocolate, I'd simply dump some sugar into my milk. It's a waste of its ingredients - I could get more enjoyment from eating the sugar straight from the jar. White chocolate is a sin, it is a lie, and by merely defending its very existence, you are complicit in a crime against humanity!!!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It also tastes weird.

[Telrao she/her]

1 hour ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Because this so-called "Chocolate" doesn't even have cocoa! It's milk and sugar masquerading as a legitimate heir to chocolate's glory. White chocolate withers the very concept of chocolate simply by existing. It lacks the defining feature of chocolate, yet greedy corporations have the audacity to claim it as worthy of chocolate's mantle. If I wanted white chocolate, I'd simply dump some sugar into my milk. It's a waste of its ingredients - I could get more enjoyment from eating the sugar straight from the jar. White chocolate is a sin, it is a lie, and by merely defending its very existence, you are complicit in a crime against humanity!!!

*steeples fingers* What about vegan cheese hmmm?  

47 minutes ago, Sequence said:

It also tastes weird.

To each their own I suppose. Like musk sticks! Mmmmmmm

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Just now, Telrao said:

*steeples fingers* What about vegan cheese hmmm?  

To each their own I suppose. Like musk sticks! Mmmmmmm

Vegan cheese is like taking a book and making a movie adaptation. It's clearly inferior to the real thing, but not inherently wrong. It also brings the wonders of the book to a wider audience.

White chocolate is what happens when you remove all of the worldbuilding from a Stormlight novel and replace it with mindless violence and poorly-written romance.

[Telrao she/her]

1 minute ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Vegan cheese is like taking a book and making a movie adaptation. It's clearly inferior to the real thing, but not inherently wrong. It also brings the wonders of the book to a wider audience.

But it's NOT CHEESE *screaming* It doesn't have dairy! Cheese is dairy!

This same argument could be used for almond milk. It ain't milk! It's almond juice! Ahhhhhhhhh and don't even get me started on chicken free chicken. Just... just no.

3 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

White chocolate is what happens when you remove all of the worldbuilding from a Stormlight novel and replace it with mindless violence and poorly-written romance.

*cough* Hunger Games *cough*

So white chocolate isn't chocolate per se, but it is categorised as a chocolate. Vegan cheese does not contain dairy, but is classified as a cheese. HMMMMM

[Cinnamon]

5 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Because this so-called "Chocolate" doesn't even have cocoa! It's milk and sugar masquerading as a legitimate heir to chocolate's glory. White chocolate withers the very concept of chocolate simply by existing. It lacks the defining feature of chocolate, yet greedy corporations have the audacity to claim it as worthy of chocolate's mantle. If I wanted white chocolate, I'd simply dump some sugar into my milk. It's a waste of its ingredients - I could get more enjoyment from eating the sugar straight from the jar. White chocolate is a sin, it is a lie, and by merely defending its very existence, you are complicit in a crime against humanity!!!

That’s actually not true. Maybe in cheap bad quality chocolate, yes. But most white chocolate is made with cocoa butter, it’s what makes is creamy (and able to be classified as chocolate). Milk chocolate and white chocolate have very similar ingredients. The only difference is that milk chocolate has the addition of cocoa powder made from the ground up cocoa nibs. 

Also, you Yanks can’t talk. Have you tasted [most] American chocolate? It’s disgusting.

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

i think six hours is enough time for winning- my turn now!

[Wittles he/him]

That was a hilariously passionate argument about white chocolate

Also, 8 hours? Outrageous!

[Telrao she/her]

2 hours ago, Wittles of Shinovar said:

That was a hilariously passionate argument about white chocolate

Also, 8 hours? Outrageous!

TWO HOURS

*shakes head* Nuh-uh

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

One hour is long enough.

18 hours ago, Cinnamon said:

That’s actually not true. Maybe in cheap bad quality chocolate, yes. But most white chocolate is made with cocoa butter, it’s what makes is creamy (and able to be classified as chocolate). Milk chocolate and white chocolate have very similar ingredients. The only difference is that milk chocolate has the addition of cocoa powder made from the ground up cocoa nibs. 

Also, you Yanks can’t talk. Have you tasted [most] American chocolate? It’s disgusting.

White chocolate contains no cocoa particles. Since these are what give chocolate its distinct flavor, white chocolate is not chocolate.

I rest my case.