The Well of Descension

[Voidus]

"There is no wall man, only Zuul." A grim voice rang out from the wall.

A moment later the same polite voice from earlier spoke up.

"Sorry, little interference there for a moment. Yes I still remain, though I would like to register an objection with that name."

[I think I am here. he/him]

Swedeomancer scratched his head again. “But you are wall.” He said slowly. “And man. Wall-man.” He pondered for a moment. “And Zuul is weird name anyway.”

[Voidus]

The barrier sighed.

"I suppose so. Was there anything you needed assistance with?"

[Kidpen he/him]

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I'm just gonna let you guys finish.

 

[I think I am here. he/him]

7 hours ago, Voidus said:

The barrier sighed.

"I suppose so. Was there anything you needed assistance with?"

The Swedeomancer looked troubled. “Uh, break you down,” he replied. “Help to break you down. Wall-man didn’t look to have much fight in him left. It almost made Swedeomancer feel bad for charging him.

But then, Wall-man had murderered every other Swede he knew.

[Voidus]

"Sorry, I can't help with that. Was there anything else I could help with?" The barrier replied with a tone of forced patience.

[old man moomba he/him]

The entire army scratched their heads. One person held up a boombox, which began playing "Africa" by Toto. The army shrugged, cracked their knuckles, and charged

[I think I am here. he/him]

As the whole army charged, the lone Swedeomancer stayed in place. Taking off one of his hats, (gasp!) he laid it on the ground in front of him. “You dance-fight good, Wall-man. Hat is token of respect.”

And with that he left, burning Ikeatium in case there were any surprise attacks.

Edited November 25, 2018 by I think I am here.

[Voidus]

The barrier watched, confused, as the army charged towards it. They collided with the Aonic shield and were repelled back. It left the hat where it lay.

[old man moomba he/him]

One of the soldiers, an Ameriquistor by his helmet, produced a glowing green tape recorder and pressed play. The entire army dissappeared into green mist, and the sound of the UNGA gathering could be heard.

[Voidus]

"Um...." The barrier seemed confused. "Initiate hibernate mode?"

[I think I am here. he/him]

Swedeomancer came back and collected the hat. “If you don’t want Hat, is ok. I can take Hat.”

[Voidus]

In the cognitive realm, the detainment unit waited, it's eyes distant as it seemed to be contemplating something.

"Did that just..." It's whisper trailed off as it shook its head.

It turned back to face the two before it.

"I apologize for my distracted appearance. Please feel free to go about your business. I will accompany you." It lowered its head a fraction and gave a small bow.