Gabriele Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 So we need a rank Odium's Wafflemaker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 So we need a rank Odium's Wafflemaker. That's his champion. Kaladin will become Honour's Pancake Chef in a great cook-off to determine the fate of the cosmere! (Cultivation will make vegan cakes) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriele Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 I just hope Vin won't add too much metal stuff, it makes cakes taste funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 I just hope Vin won't add too much metal stuff, it makes cakes taste funny. Funny, but high in nutritious iron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 But WHAT ABOUT THE BACON! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomeness Summoned Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Correction to the list: 1080 is the start of Stone Shaman not 1081. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baine Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 I mix my batches in with a whole lot of hate. I know most people say it should be love, but I find hate so much more productive. Hate leads to rage, and rage makes it easy to mix the ingredients efficiently. I also have my own recipe, and THE BATCH SHALL NOT DEVIATE from that. If it does, I yell at it and hit it with more ingredients to make up for the difference. No, No, hate leads to suffering... and a faint aftertaste of pickles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 As the man in charge of feeding the Feathertroops, I must learn how to make these "Scadrian waffles" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 It's going to take a lot of upvotes to get you there. You can do it though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) No, No, hate leads to suffering... and a faint aftertaste of pickles. True, but only when you make others suffer to make them for you. Mine usually taste faintly of cinnamon. Love is a lie, there is only hate. Through my hate, I gain focus. Through my focus, I gain precision. Through precision, I gain consistency. Through consistency, my waffles become amazing. Waffle making shall feed me. Edited May 20, 2014 by Aether 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baine Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) True, but only when you make others suffer to make them for you. Mine usually taste faintly of cinnamon. Love is a lie, there is only hate. Through my hate, I gain focus. Through my focus, I gain precision. Through precision, I gain consistency. Through consistency, my waffles become amazing. Waffle making shall feed me. So do you actually hate waffles? Edited May 20, 2014 by Bay-en 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomeness Summoned Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 True, but only when you make others suffer to make them for you. Mine usually taste faintly of cinnamon. Love is a lie, there is only hate. Through my hate, I gain focus. Through my focus, I gain precision. Through precision, I gain consistency. Through consistency, my waffles become amazing. Waffle making shall feed me. So do you actually hate waffles? No, he's just a practitioner of the dark side of the batter. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvron Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 1300 is confirmed change over point from Radiant Squire to Surgebinder. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claincy Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Swimmingly is now "Midnight Essence" at 1501! It's been ages since I was the first to notice a new rank. =) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Brandon Is still a KR at 2825 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 So do you actually hate waffles? Not at all. Though Awesomeness beat me to my amazing response at this: No, he's just a practitioner of the dark side of the batter. Also, there is in reality no dark or light side, only the batter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomeness Summoned Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Swimmingly is a Gerontarch at 1550. Time to consult the coppermind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 A Gerontarch is a leader of Sela Tales. Sela Tales was one of the Silver Kingdoms on Roshar. It was a monarchy that claimed the Purelake as part of its territory. Swimmingly is now the leader of magical fish. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomeness Summoned Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 I never thought swim would reach a reputation level that matched his Icon. I stand corrected. Chaos, did you add that level just for him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempus Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Gerontarch: An extremely elderly member of a ruling class that bases authority on age. Also see: Gerontocracy (it's a real thing!). ninja'd by an in-world thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 I'm the head of the family that makes sure..accidents..happen to anyone else that gets too old! Yay! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted May 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 That Gerontarch article is one of Joe's terrible ones. It is... inaccurate XD A Gerontarch is the ruler of Babatharnam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Savant at 1600! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Hoed at -10! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomeness Summoned Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Oh no, my identity has been revealed! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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