These Stupid Ranks

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Usefull but you serve the Fjordell empire.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

890, a Full Feruchemist!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Post to upvote ratio's must be nice things indeed.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

Post to upvote ratio's must be nice things indeed.

They are

And all you have to do is resist the siren song of roleplay.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I am sorry but that song has already killed my post to upvote ratio.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Stone cold dead, I'd say. Ah well. Another one bites the dust.

Edited May 17, 2022 by Robin Sedai

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I bit the dust the day I joined the shard. What a glorious day that was.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

2 hours ago, Robin Sedai said:

They are

And all you have to do is resist the siren song of roleplay.

Says a person who didn't resist the siren song of forum games. Just because it doesn't appear in your post count doesn't mean it's not there.

And somehow, I'm the "senior Sharder" here (I'm around for nearly two years), and still have the worst post to upvote ratio. I refuse to blame RPs; I just don't write upvote worthy content.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I'm an ostrich with its head in the sand. If I don't see my post count for forum games, it does not exist.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Worry not! By my calculation, including forum games, you have 2396 posts! So your rep/post ratio is way lower than you thought.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

How did you do the calculations? I think there would be more.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

I went to your activity page, to the posts option, and counted how many posts there are on each page. Then I counted the ones on the last page, did the multiplication and added the amount on the last page. It doesn't include status updates/replies/posts on profile pages, or news replies, or anything outside the forum's threads.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Oh, that's clever! Fine, I accept my low post-to-upvote ratio

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

7 hours ago, Trutharchivist said:

Says a person who didn't resist the siren song of forum games. Just because it doesn't appear in your post count doesn't mean it's not there.

And somehow, I'm the "senior Sharder" here (I'm around for nearly two years), and still have the worst post to upvote ratio. I refuse to blame RPs; I just don't write upvote worthy content.

You post plenty of upvotes worthy stuff, it's just that nobody upvote that which deserves to be upvotes(myself included) I blame the upvote cap.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

1 hour ago, Ta'veren Kaladin said:

You post plenty of upvotes worthy stuff, it's just that nobody upvote that which deserves to be upvotes(myself included) I blame the upvote cap.

Did you just... Upvote all my posts in the previous page? I'm sorry, but I disagree with your statement. I don't post plenty of upvote worthy stuff. I post some that pass unnoticed, I think, but not that many. At least, looking at it from the "people upvote things they find funny" angle. From the "you should upvote theories/posts that much effort was put into" angle, though, I have even less upvote worthy posts. Though I'm probably also far less funny than I think.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

7 minutes ago, Trutharchivist said:

Though I'm probably also far less funny than I think

pretty sure that everyone is less funny than they think.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Well, because of you I'm now a silent gatherer. Now, allow me to cut your veins and transcribe your death rattle, it'll only take a couple of minutes, and then you won't feel a thing.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

1 hour ago, Trutharchivist said:

Did you just... Upvote all my posts in the previous page?

You have no proof. In fact, this post from the previous page has no upvotes, so you are in fact wrong.

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He's probably a Passion-worshipping heretic, not (Almighty preserve us) anti pineapple on pizza.

 

BTW, I don't add anything on my pizza, especially not pineapple. Mwahahahaha!

I can't get the quote thing to work right when editing.

Also,

52 minutes ago, Trutharchivist said:

Well, because of you I'm now a silent gatherer. Now, allow me to cut your veins and transcribe your death rattle, it'll only take a couple of minutes, and then you won't feel a thing.

Spoiler

I have released a monster.

 

Edited May 17, 2022 by Ta'veren Kaladin

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Yes. And it seems Blake wants to assassinate me. Sadly, I'm afraid he failed. You both are my first victims.

[Guest]

 It seems i have been spotted. Quick! To the Batmobile!! 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

We were hired when we were hazekillers to kill you when you were a metalborn. we never actually did anything, @Trutharchivist

[Trutharchivist he/him]

 

5 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

We were hired when we were hazekillers to kill you when you were a metalborn. we never actually did anything, @Trutharchivist

True. But someone did. I'm no longer a misting, but a silent gatherer is not much better, I should think.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

9 minutes ago, Trutharchivist said:

 

True. But someone did. I'm no longer a misting, but a silent gatherer is not much better, I should think.

have you given thought to someone actually liking your posts?

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

have you given thought to someone actually liking your posts?

Impossible. My posts are boring, there's nothing to like about them.

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The part that's really weird is how people just go over all my posts in a page and upvote them. Besides that, the idea of people liking my posts is fathomable.

 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

6 minutes ago, Trutharchivist said:

Impossible. My posts are boring, there's nothing to like about them.

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The part that's really weird is how people just go over all my posts in a page and upvote them. Besides that, the idea of people liking my posts is fathomable.

 

1. people are weird, and some people like boring

2. *shrug* I have no part in that