These Stupid Ranks

[Going_North_cal]

3 minutes ago, Sequence said:

More eyecolor-ist than exclusively insulting Lighteyes? If anything it's more rank-ist.

I may be a King's Wit, but I will not allow my rank to change who I am as a person.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, CalanoCorvus said:

I may be a King's Wit, but I will not allow my rank to change who I am as a person.

Hm. Fair enough except not.

[Going_North_cal]

3 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Hm. Fair enough except not.

Enough.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I've died as many times as I've lost the game for I am a lonely bridgeman on the frontrow every storming time I die and come back.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

I've died as many times as I've lost the game for I am a lonely bridgeman on the frontrow every storming time I die and come back.

*ahem* you're actually a Skaa with the potential to be an allomancer.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

When I last looked I was a bridgeman. Now I can go kill people and then be killed by kelsier when he comes to my house for atium.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

When I last looked I was a bridgeman. Now I can go kill people and then be killed by kelsier when he comes to my house for atium.

It's your fault. You're overly active, and post things that attract upvotes.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

3 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

When I last looked I was a bridgeman. Now I can go kill people and then be killed by kelsier when he comes to my house for atium.

You should probably hire Knight of Iron to do some spying for you.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

2 minutes ago, Sequence said:

You should probably hire Knight of Iron to do some spying for you.

Huh. Congratulations to the Kandra.

Now, who dared giving me an upvote?

Edited May 10, 2022 by Trutharchivist

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, Trutharchivist said:

Now, who dared giving me an upvote?

It was @Turos I swear

Edited May 10, 2022 by Sequence

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Just now, Sequence said:

It was @Turos I swear

That's an oddly specific accusation of someone who didn't even browse today. Which must mean I'm missing the joke.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

2 minutes ago, Trutharchivist said:

That's an oddly specific accusation of someone who didn't even browse today. Which must mean I'm missing the joke.

Sorry sorry I meant @Stormblessed.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

1 minute ago, Sequence said:

Sorry sorry I meant @Stormblessed.

Ah. I think I get it better now. Thank you for pointing out the offender. You will be rewarded.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, Trutharchivist said:

Ah. I think I get it better now. Thank you for pointing out the offender. You will be rewarded.

Yeah upvoting that post you made 13 minutes ago was the last thing @Stormblessed did before leaving the Shard in 2011.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

9 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Yeah upvoting that post you made 13 minutes ago was the last thing @Stormblessed did before leaving the Shard in 2011.

Thanks again, for helping me find him. He will be dealt with. But can you help me find out who gave me that last upvote, in the post you quoted?

[Guest]

56 minutes ago, Trutharchivist said:

But can you help me find out who gave me that last upvote, in the post you quoted?

Mwahahahaha!!!11!!!1!!!

 *Phases out of existence*

Edited May 10, 2022 by Blake Hawklow

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

2 hours ago, Trutharchivist said:

Thanks again, for helping me find him. He will be dealt with. But can you help me find out who gave me that last upvote, in the post you quoted?

It was probably @Robin, despite Blake Hawklow's Incriminating post.

Edited May 10, 2022 by Sequence

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I shall now kill all ye metalborn. If someone hires me to do it. Otherwise, we're cool

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

@EmulatonStromenkiin I would like to hire you to kill some gods, would you be able to fit that in your schedule in a few years? As for all I know I could become one of the gods I am trying to kill.

Edited May 10, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

@EmulatonStromenkiin I would like to hire you to kill some gods, would you be able to fit that in your schedule in a few years? As for all I know I could become one of the gods I am trying to kill.

my current method of killing metalborn is to upvote them until they are no longer metalborn

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I will not become a metalborn for *checks list* 226 rep. Then I get free rep from @EmulatonStromenkiin killing me.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

18 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

I will not become a metalborn for *checks list* 226 rep. Then I get free rep from @EmulatonStromenkiin killing me.

only if I'm hired to do it and I'm Hazekiller at that time.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I can now go kill any skaa that I want without repercusions except for when kelsier comes for my head but that time comes for all noblemen

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

14 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

I can now go kill any skaa that I want without repercusions except for when kelsier comes for my head but that time comes for all noblemen

are you an allomancer?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Maybe but I haven't had my beating yet as my family does it at 18.