THE BROTHERHOOD OF PRESERVATION

[little wheel he/him]

Ah hello, wise internet-person. I see you have found... TBOP! ( THE BROTHERHOOD OF PRESERVATION, whose name must always be typed in capitol letters.)

This organization is devoted purely to preservation, whether it be preservation of knowledge, life, or delicious jams and jellies.

Okay. This is my plan for...

THE PRESERVATION BROTHERHOOD, an offshoot of TUBA.

Meetings will be called "Jam Sessions".

Our Oaths of Preservation are:

I will preserve what is right and eat what is left.

I will never taint any preserves with anything that does not belong.

I will never fill any jellied donuts with hemalurgic spikes.

I will always eat preserved food when possible.

Requirements:

Must enjoy reading about Shallan and Kabsal's adventures with jam.

Must state a favorite non-jam or -jelly preserved food (Could be from mix or can or MRE, etc.).

A PM will be started, so if you want to join, just say the Oaths here and I will add you to the PM.

Also, towards members of the DA whomst would like to join. Just because you are in the DA does not mean you are a heartless monster. If you are a heartless monster, you are most likely in the DA. The DA does not make soulless monsters, soulless monsters made the DA.

 

[Caesura she/her]

Did somebody say jam??

 

I will preserve what is right and eat what is left.

I will never taint any preserves with anything that does not belong.

I will never fill any jellied donuts with hemalurgic spikes.

I will always eat preserved food when possible.

[Devout Pathian]

I want to join THE BROTHERHOOD OF PRESERVATION.

I will preserve what is right and eat what is left.

I will never taint any preserves with anything that does not belong.

I will never fill any jellied donuts with hemalurgic spikes.

I will always eat preserved food when possible.

I really like pinto beans.  My mom cans them sometimes.  It is an art of preservation.

Edited June 8, 2018 by Aurora the Rioter
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[AonEne he/him]

I'm not gonna join, but I support this fully! Well, unless you have conflicting views that go against a prior obligation.

[little wheel he/him]

41 minutes ago, Caesura said:

Did somebody say jam??

 

I will preserve what is right and eat what is left.

I will never taint any preserves with anything that does not belong.

I will never fill any jellied donuts with hemalurgic spikes.

I will always eat preserved food when possible.

Ahh wait @Caesura, what is your favorite non-jam or -jelly preserved food?

you gotta say to join.

Edited June 8, 2018 by JacobClaessen
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[Caesura she/her]

@JacobClaessen Sun-dried tomatoes in olive oil.  

[little wheel he/him]

Ooooh nummy num nums

[Voidus]

As someone who made the DA I resent being called a soulless monster.
Or at least I would if I still had a soul capable of caring.

[Ink he/him]

I will preserve what is right and eat what is left.

I will never taint any preserves with anything that does not belong.

I will never fill any jellied donuts with hemalurgic spikes.

I will always eat preserved food when possible.

I like Cranberry sauce as a preserved food.

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

I will preserve what is right and eat what is left.

I will never taint any preserves with anything that does not belong.

I will sometimes fill any jellied donuts with hemalurgic spikes.

I will always eat preserved food when possible.

[The Awakened Sloth he/him]

I will preserve what is right and eat what is left.

I will never taint any preserves with anything that does not belong.

I will never fill any jellied donuts with hemalurgic spikes.

I will always eat preserved food when possible.

I like canned apricots as a preserved food.

[little wheel he/him]

Welcome!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

I will preserve what is right and eat what is left.

I will never taint any preserves with anything that does not belong.

I will never fill any jellied donuts with hemalurgic spikes.

I will always eat preserved food when possible.

I like pickles. those last forever, and they can come canned, so I hope they count. if not, there are always others.

I would like the join TBOP!

 

[CadCom he/him]

Would there be any problem if I put preserved jam on a ruined cookie? I am considering involving myself in the social groups, clans and guilds, But I have not made a decision yet.

[Devout Pathian]

5 hours ago, Cadmium Compounder said:

Would there be any problem if I put preserved jam on a ruined cookie? I am considering involving myself in the social groups, clans and guilds, But I have not made a decision yet.

I think the preserved jam on a ruined cookie would make a harmony cookie. 

Technically, the oaths don’t say anything about spiked cookies, so I think that’s allowed, but I would make sure with our fearless leader @JacobClaessen.  The oaths just state that you won’t put anything in preserves that don’t belong and not to spike jelly donuts, so cookies in this group might be okay.  Technically, they are even okay in TUBA, just most of us don’t.

[little wheel he/him]

@Cadmium Compounder. The Harmony cookie idea is good.

@Gancho Libre! Welcome!

[Quivil]

I will preserve what is right and eat what is left.

I will taint all preserves with something that does not belong.

I will ever fill all jellied donuts with hemalurgic spikes.

I will eat fresh food when possible.

 

I really like pickled kohlrabi. I also like dried apple. And canned wassail (put the apple-boil water in a jar. Seal the jar. When you want to use it, heat it up, spice it, and drink it. Voila. You have non-alcoholic wassail in December. )

 

Edit: Who wants a totally not spiked cookie?

Edited March 31, 2021 by Gneorndin

[Voidus]

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Actually going to lock this one down for now. If anyone needs this to be active again please PM myself or one of the other AV mods.