The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star's eyes widened. "I am out," she said, shaking her head. She walked straight back into her cell and locked the door. Left to herself, she contemplated the double life she was living. Star was married to Marsh, but Thought loved AJ. 

Edited March 20, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Jaywalk he/him]

The void opened, spitting the bunny out into Star’s cell. “Put your hands up,” it said, pointing the revolver at her.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star sat against the wall of her cell. She threw a small pebble at the bunny. "Storm off," she said. "Call off the bunny, Jay!"

Edited March 19, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

Jay said, “I think I’m just gonna let this one play out,” and sat down with a bucket of popcorn.

[Jaywalk he/him]

“Do you have any carrots?” the bunny hissed.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

In actuality, Star was terrified of the bunny. She just wanted to cuddle with AJ at this point. "No!" she said. "I'm in a cell! I don't have any carrots!"

[Lunamor she/her]

“Then you must die!!!” the bunny screamed.

[Jaywalk he/him]

“Nothin’ I can do,” Jaywalk said. “It has a mind of its own.”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star squeezed her eyes shut. Happy place, happy place, she thought. AJ where the storms are you?

[Lunamor she/her]

Just then a Lunian burst in and tackled the bunny.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The bunny pulled the trigger. Nothing happened.

”Storming, dusting, rusting gun,” it swore.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star screamed, then recognized the Lunian and shut her mouth.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The bunny puked Rupees all over the Lunian, knocking it unconscious.

[Lunamor she/her]

The bunny had been shot with an arrow. But by who?

Edited March 19, 2019 by Lunamor

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Tom Joebob watched from afar with amusement.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star hated puke and scooted as far away from it as possible. She folded her arms, leaning her head back against the wall. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

The bunny stared, horrified, at the arrow in his foot. “Not my lucky charm!”

[Lunamor she/her]

The bunny hopped away to seek medical assistance.

Edited March 19, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star didn't care about anything at this point. It had been an off day. Her husband had been kidnapped, she had lost the source of her power, then been kidnapped, and now she was in a cell with 2 idiots who couldn't rescue her. And AJ was nowhere to be seen.

[Lunamor she/her]

“Hey!” Lunamor said, “Didn’t we just rescue you?”

[Jaywalk he/him]

Tom Joebob smiled creepily at Star through the bars of the cell.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"No," Star said, indignant. "You're all powerless against Tom. You have no idea what he's capable of." 

[Lunamor she/her]

Lunamor decked Tom for creeping everyone out.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Tom wasn't there. It wasn't him who had kidnapped Star, after all.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star decided that she would not allow herself to be rescued by anyone but AJ. She also resolved her inner conflict by deciding to divorce Marsh after all this was over. She realized, amused, that she had never actually been officially married to him anyway.

Edited March 19, 2019 by Shard of Thought