The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

“I dunno!”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star was now very confused as to who was talking. 

[Lunamor she/her]

As was Lunamor. And now for something completely different.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Vasher ran across the stage screaming like a girl.

Edited March 19, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

“I HAVE A KITTEN CAT!!!!!!”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Marsh was notified immediately.

Edited March 19, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

And he promptly stole the kitten cat.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Rather immediately. Vasher ran into him.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Vasher was furrious.

Edited March 19, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

But tried his hardest to stay pawsitive.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he kidnapped the cat. And Marsh.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star stormed Vasher's castle to steal Marsh back.

[Lunamor she/her]

She stood at the front door screaming “STORM YOU!” 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The castle was offended.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

That was all she could do. Calamity had stolen her shard.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But Star wasn't the same as Thought, Star reminded Xino. In fact, Thought was away with AJ. This thread had offended her greatly by shipping her with Jaywalk.

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, Shard of Thought said:

The castle was offended.

Correction: The castle was very offend.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the shard was the same, reminded Narrator Xino.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But Star didn't hold a Shard. She was just a flighty blonde girl who loved words.

Edited March 19, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

“Don’t pull on a cat’s tail” reminded Narrator Lunamor.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator Xino apologized for the confusion. Meanwhile, Marsh languished.

[Lunamor she/her]

He did not do well when separated from his babies (read: cats).

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star used her Narrator powers to make it so that Marsh fell into her arms. And they escaped together.

[Lunamor she/her]

Vasher was sad. All he wanted was a kitten cat.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator Xino objected. "ABUSE!" he shouted.

Then he reset the universe to the post above that one.