The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

Kelsier snuck up behind her and tapped her on the shoulder.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Jasnah was furious.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Until she saw her husband, and then she kissed him for an hour straight.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsnah, guys. It was beautiful. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

“Ewww,” Lift said.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier froze. "How did you get in here?" He was so proud of her sneaking skills that he promptly forgot about Jasnah and hugged his adopted daughter.

Edited March 17, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Jasnah noticed Vin feeling jealous in the other corner.

[Jaywalk he/him]

With Max right beside her.

[Lunamor she/her]

So she got a quick pat on the head. As did Max.

Edited March 17, 2019 by Lunamor

[Jaywalk he/him]

Then they turned their attention back to the Ire, who were performing their ancient mating calls.

[Snipexe he/him]

“Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” Was their call

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was also a popular song on Taldainian radio.

[Snipexe he/him]

By that one Death metal band

[Lunamor she/her]

The nobility of Taldian had remarkably good taste.

Get it?

[Jaywalk he/him]

In food. Not in music.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Everybody hated their critique on the band Sway of Kings.

Edited March 17, 2019 by RoadWorkAhead

[Lunamor she/her]

They also disliked Swords of Radiance.

[Jaywalk he/him]

As well as Swathbringer

[RoadWalker he/him]

RockBud and the Soulcasters weren't too bad though.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Death and Destruction were their biggest rivals.

[Lunamor she/her]

They often played songs together with Eating.

[Le Sigh]

Eating was dating Drinking.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Then they were married, and begat Nourishment.

[Le Sigh]

Nourishment then discovered (one of the [3?] Kelsnah children, your choice) and instantly fell in love.

[Snipexe he/him]

It was beautiful