The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Marsh sneezed.

[Lunamor she/her]

On Butt Venture.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick’s cat was perpetually looking like the least flattering picture of herself, my profile picture, Marsh was scared and gave her back

Edited March 2, 2019 by DoomStick

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Because Marsh is a big softie at the end of the day. He liked the new cat that showed up though. Unfortunately, it appeared he was allergic to it. 

[Lunamor she/her]

As it was half flower.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He spiked it out of himself 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The cat was one of Tom Joebob's creations.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

It was just like a normal cat.

Which was the problem.

[Lunamor she/her]

It wouldn’t quit trying to sit on people’s faces.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jasnah was annoyed.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But she couldn't do anything because it was Marsh's and Star protected it. 

[Lunamor she/her]

It ruined all of her makeup by sitting on her face.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier thought that was funny.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Bean contemplates how far the thread has gone in an hour. 

Jasnah soulcast new makeup 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star covertly mumbles to herself that that's why it's the Longest Thread...

[Jaywalk he/him]

But when Jasnah soulcasts her makeup back, a clown comes into her mind.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Jasnah wraps the clown with flex tape.

[Lunamor she/her]

Turns out she is secretly afraid of clowns. Like, deathly afraid.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier found this incredibly funny.

[Lunamor she/her]

Jasnah slapped him for laughing at her.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Which he also found mildly humorous, but he didn't say anything to her.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because Vin walked in.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

So Kelsier gave her a big hug.

[Jaywalk he/him]

“Dad,” she said. “Don’t make it awkward.”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"But that's my job," Kelsier said, kissing her forehead.