The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

"i wanted a ride. My paws hurt from walking around all day." it says laying down

"Well that sucks. Go find some other shrimp to ride."

yeah my characters a bully guy

[Keke They/he]

24 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"Well that sucks. Go find some other shrimp to ride."

yeah my characters a bully guy

the cat shakes itd head. "No"

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Hawks said:

the cat shakes itd head. "No"

"Well, I ain't carrying you." She scoffed. "Now jump me again and you'll regret it."

[Keke They/he]

Just now, The Wyver said:

"Well, I ain't carrying you." She scoffed. "Now jump me again and you'll regret it."

it shrugs or the cat version of a shrug. "Im hungry"

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Spoiler

This is I guess a summary of my guy for my future reference and yours if y'all want:

Items (so far): Swrd, Xtendable Ax, Scarlet Elixir, Teabag (x3), Cellphone

Powers (so far?): Heal, Sharpen, Red Arrow, Spikes

 

 

Just now, Hawks said:

it shrugs or the cat version of a shrug. "Im hungry"

"Go eat that then." She pointed at a bug on the ground.

[Keke They/he]

Just now, The Wyver said:

  Reveal hidden contents

This is I guess a summary of my guy for my future reference and yours if y'all want:

Items (so far): Swrd, Xtendable Ax, Scarlet Elixir, Teabag (x3), Cellphone

Powers (so far?): Heal, Sharpen, Red Arrow, Spikes

 

 

"Go eat that then." She pointed at a bug on the ground.

he scoffs. "Im not a snake. i eat refined mea- oh mouse" he pounces on a mouse and eats it. 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Hawks said:

he scoffs. "Im not a snake. i eat refined mea- oh mouse" he pounces on a mouse and eats it. 

"Eeeeeeeexactly." Susie said walking away. "Now YOU go do that and I'LL go do productive stuff. Like finding out where in the Scarves we are?"

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Omg I’m gone for school and I miss two whole pages of stuff good lord

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Honors ghost said:

Omg I’m gone for school and I miss two whole pages of stuff good lord

I guess thats the way of TLT?

[Keke They/he]

20 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"Eeeeeeeexactly." Susie said walking away. "Now YOU go do that and I'LL go do productive stuff. Like finding out where in the Scarves we are?"

He follows. "What are the scarves"

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

He follows. "What are the scarves"

"Where I came from, there was a church. They'd say there was A Lord and cuss by his name. I decided that was boring."

[Keke They/he]

42 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"Where I came from, there was a church. They'd say there was A Lord and cuss by his name. I decided that was boring."

"so....."

[NameIess]

23 hours ago, Sequence said:

Sequence paused and thought for a moment, then dismissed Conflict with a puff of smoke.

”… I have an alternative proposal. Malevolence, you could build a… vault, or a prison, or whatever you so wish on my world, and you can contain the paper there. You and Bacon will both be able to visit it whenever you so wish to ensure it’s still there, and can put whatever protections you so wish on it. I’ll help, of course, and the paper can remain under our shared protection… Is this acceptable?”

"I would accept this." Malevolence said. "But will Bacon?"

20 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

"Cricket. Rose." The impostor took a step backwards, though he walked into a table in doing so. "And my boss." he said, sheepishly. 

"Well... Cricket, I can understand. I do feel bad for leaving before he got a proper weapon, and after he passed my trial too. Still, at least it does leave me an opportunity. And I suppose it was my Author's fault." The Dreamsmith nodded slowly. "I would like to see your craftsmanship. Forge something for me."

20 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

Rebus appeared with a crack of thunder, hovering in the air in his armor and cape. "That's a little extreme, I would say." he noted, a conversational smile on his face as he filled the air with neigh-invisible utility fog. 

"Is it?" Said the Priest, voice suddenly icy calm. "You are, without a doubt, one of the most despicable men I have ever met." The gathered throng roared in assent. "You deny life and love, you murder, steal, destroy with abandon. I will never stand by and allow these things to stand." He strode forwards, carrying, as always, the book of Happy Endings. "I give you this one chance, Rebus. Repent. Turn from your evil ways, abandon your cursed Plotblade, and end your tyranny."

--

In a place absent of light, a voice spoke to two tempests.

"Are you willing?"

@TwinStorm

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 hour ago, Hawks said:

"so....."

"So? Where are we, anyways?"

 

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, The Wyver said:

"So? Where are we, anyways?"

 

"where ever your author places us. This is not my plot. I am merely an observer"

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Hawks said:

"where ever your author places us. This is not my plot. I am merely an observer"

"THE SCARVES YOU MEAN AUTHOR?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN PLOT??"

casual 4th wall breaking

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, The Wyver said:

"THE SCARVES YOU MEAN AUTHOR?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN PLOT??"

casual 4th wall breaking

Thats the whole point of the Thread. 

No fourth wall. Its in the tags

"great. You just had to not be thread aware. Fan freaking tastic." He mumbles then returns to a normal tone "you have an author. My author is Hawks. Some characters don't know some do. And some authors keep their characters from knowing."

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

Thats the whole point of the Thread. 

No fourth wall. Its in the tags

"great. You just had to not be thread aware. Fan freaking tastic." He mumbles then returns to a normal tone "you have an author. My author is Hawks. Some characters don't know some do. And some authors keep their characters from knowing."

Ah ok

Susie ain't getting no info, not yet

"What?? Who is HAWKS?? Are you possesed or something??"

[Keke They/he]

Just now, The Wyver said:

Ah ok

Susie ain't getting no info, not yet

"What?? Who is HAWKS?? Are you possesed or something??"

Its useful if you yourself pop into the thread and stop her from hearing and talk to the cat yourself

"i really hate having people process this"

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Hawks said:

Its useful if you yourself pop into the thread and stop her from hearing and talk to the cat yourself

"i really hate having people process this"

OK this is lovely

I think ill just keep susie for now

"Yeah no, I can tell why. What is an author of a thread? Don't you knit those or something? Do you have a hawk controlling you or something??"

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, The Wyver said:

OK this is lovely

I think ill just keep susie for now

"Yeah no, I can tell why. What is an author of a thread? Don't you knit those or something? Do you have a hawk controlling you or something??"

the cat climbs into a dumpster so he could see eye to eye. "Thats his name. Or keigo if you will.lets start from the top. You are a fictional character. You are being written by a person typing in a tiny screen. They control your actions and thoughts."

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Hawks said:

the cat climbs into a dumpster so he could see eye to eye. "Thats his name. Or keigo if you will.lets start from the top. You are a fictional character. You are being written by a person typing in a tiny screen. They control your actions and thoughts."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM BEING CONTROLLED?? I'm acting of my own free will right now! Just you watch!" She drew her axe and pointed it at the cat. "Look. Bam. Boom. My own will. Not controlled by a hawk."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 hour ago, NameIess said:

"I would accept this." Malevolence said. "But will Bacon?"

Sequence breathed a soft sigh of relief, then looked to Bacon. 
@xinoehp512

[Keke They/he]

39 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM BEING CONTROLLED?? I'm acting of my own free will right now! Just you watch!" She drew her axe and pointed it at the cat. "Look. Bam. Boom. My own will. Not controlled by a hawk."

"your not controlled by a hawk. thats my authors name. Captial H. Hawks. With an s. Whatever."

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

29 minutes ago, Hawks said:

"your not controlled by a hawk. thats my authors name. Captial H. Hawks. With an s. Whatever."

"So, YOU'RE the one being controlled by a Hawk? And not me? That's, uh, cool."