The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Ashkaloda said:

Funny how a few days ago Rebus had talked to like every character and literally everyone was working for him, and now we're seeing a full swing of the pendulum. 

Mostly because Heir hasn't been online. He gave us time to plan. The problem is, now we need him online for the plans to action

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

6 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Ironically, is is spelled beautiful. 

"Then we agree."

Oh noooooo

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

On 8/26/2025 at 10:38 PM, The Sly Cookie said:

Vigo picks the knight up and spins it in his fingers before setting it down with a satisfying snap as the glass piece connects with the surface of the board. e5 knight to c4.

He then looks up at Fas and pulls out a scroll of sorts. He begins to unravel it.

"Don't let me interrupt your turn, but..." He lays the paper out. It's a bounty. "Have you heard of someone with the vile name of 'Rebus', my friend?"

@Dragonheir

This was your last move

"Interesting...you may be of use then. Rebus has taken control of much of the Thread, and is searching for the Lost Pages."

Edited August 28, 2025 by Kansas Stormcursed

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

Funny how a few days ago Rebus had talked to like every character and literally everyone was working for him, and now we're seeing a full swing of the pendulum. 

IKR like yeah ill get the paper then HEELL NO IM WORKING WITH ANOTHER EVIL GUY NOW BECAUSE I MAKE HORRIBLE CHOICES WITH WHO I WORK WITH IN THIS THREAD

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Fair nough

XD

1 minute ago, The Sly Cookie said:

"I know of Narration..." Vigo smirks. "I've killed one before."

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SON OF A BEEP… now i wanna know who!!!

. . . . . . Watches this with renewed interest in his room in the above. killing a narrator put vigo in its sights. 

[Cookie Spren]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

This was your last move

Ah okay...

11 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"First tell me this. What do you know of this realm we inhabit?" Your knight's already on c4

"I know of Narration..." Vigo smirks. "I've killed one before. A Narrator. F Pawn to f3

@Kansas Stormcursed

"Lost pages?" Vigo seems intrigued, sitting up and shifting in his seat now.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

12 hours ago, NameIess said:

The creatures died in droves, but there were always more to replace them, hundreds, then thousands, then more of them swarmed from holes, screeching for God Killer’s blood.

“Sequence is wounded. Hardly a good guardian. As for you…” Malevolence sheathed his sword. “Are you truly willing to do whatever is necessary to protect that paper?”

 

"Well, yeah." Bacon scratched his head. "That's what I'm already doing. Locking it up so no one can get it. And it sounds like that's your plan, too. But wouldn't you have the same problem? Everybody knows about it, so they'll try and get it from you."

12 hours ago, NameIess said:

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Somewhere empty and desolate, a voice spoke to the wind.

“Are you willing?”

 

The wind almost sounded like a chuckle. "I am always willing... for the right price."

7 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Uhh folks there are some discrepancies in the wiki.

Is it spelt Ennuller or Enuller?

Should be 2 Ns.

[NameIess]

13 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Well, yeah." Bacon scratched his head. "That's what I'm already doing. Locking it up so no one can get it. And it sounds like that's your plan, too. But wouldn't you have the same problem? Everybody knows about it, so they'll try and get it from you."

"Yes, well. I have trust issues." Malevolence tapped his foot. "Very well, I'm willing to allow the paper to remain in your care, if you agree to take proper safety precautions."

13 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The wind almost sounded like a chuckle. "I am always willing... for the right price."

The voice hushes to a low whisper. "Will you be of the three?"

50 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

He destroyed the creatures surrounding it, and went in.

Within the rift is an alien world dominated by hideous monsters. The rift appears to be formed by a curious collection of crystals. Many other such rifts appear in the distance, opening to a variety of other worlds.

35 minutes ago, The Sly Cookie said:

"I know of Narration..." Vigo smirks. "I've killed one before. A Narrator. F Pawn to f3

Subversion popped up behind Vigo, invisible. She also wondered which Narrator Vigo had killed.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 minutes ago, NameIess said:

"Yes, well. I have trust issues." Malevolence tapped his foot. "Very well, I'm willing to allow the paper to remain in your care, if you agree to take proper safety precautions."

The voice hushes to a low whisper. "Will you be of the three?"

Within the rift is an alien world dominated by hideous monsters. The rift appears to be formed by a curious collection of crystals. Many other such rifts appear in the distance, opening to a variety of other worlds.

Subversion popped up behind Vigo, invisible. She also wondered which Narrator Vigo had killed.

A… a dimension hub?

He searches for a portal to somewhere he once called home. No. That won’t be here. He searches for a portal to a place where a sandwich rules the world.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

A… a dimension hub?

He searches for a portal to somewhere he once called home. No. That won’t be here. He searches for a portal to a place where a sandwich rules the world.

Wait what

@NameIess is this dimension accessible by anyone or just under specific circumstances?

[Keke They/he]

18 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Well, yeah." Bacon scratched his head. "That's what I'm already doing. Locking it up so no one can get it. And it sounds like that's your plan, too. But wouldn't you have the same problem? Everybody knows about it, so they'll try and get it from you."

The wind almost sounded like a chuckle. "I am always willing... for the right price."

Should be 2 Ns.

“EXACTLY WHAT IM SAYING”

4 minutes ago, NameIess said:

"Yes, well. I have trust issues." Malevolence tapped his foot. "Very well, I'm willing to allow the paper to remain in your care, if you agree to take proper safety precautions."

The voice hushes to a low whisper. "Will you be of the three?"

Within the rift is an alien world dominated by hideous monsters. The rift appears to be formed by a curious collection of crystals. Many other such rifts appear in the distance, opening to a variety of other worlds.

Subversion popped up behind Vigo, invisible. She also wondered which Narrator Vigo had killed.

. . . . Did not like that subversion was there. She could interrupt its plans. It grabs subversion and pulls them into his rooms in the above

[NameIess]

3 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

A… a dimension hub?

He searches for a portal to somewhere he once called home. No. That won’t be here. He searches for a portal to a place where a sandwich rules the world.

It takes some searching, but God Killer is able to find such a world.

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Wait what

@NameIess is this dimension accessible by anyone or just under specific circumstances?

Anyone could access it. Although it is infested by horrible monsters mutated by the radiative portal energy.

9 minutes ago, Hawks said:

. . . . Did not like that subversion was there. She could interrupt its plans. It grabs subversion and pulls them into his rooms in the above

Subversion looks surprised to be pulled somewhere against her wishes. She glances around herself in confusion. "Who did that? Where am I?"

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, NameIess said:

It takes some searching, but God Killer is able to find such a world.

Anyone could access it. Although it is infested by horrible monsters mutated by the radiative portal energy.

Subversion looks surprised to be pulled somewhere against her wishes. She glances around herself in confusion. "Who did that? Where am I?"

How might one with, say, teleportation powers go about looking for it?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, NameIess said:

It takes some searching, but God Killer is able to find such a world.

Anyone could access it. Although it is infested by horrible monsters mutated by the radiative portal energy.

Subversion looks surprised to be pulled somewhere against her wishes. She glances around herself in confusion. "Who did that? Where am I?"

God killer goes back to the portal entrance, and seals it with a flash of red. Impossible Odds is the key to let one pass.

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

How might one with, say, teleportation powers go about looking for it?

Oh lol…

Edited August 28, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

How might one with, say, teleportation powers go about looking for it?

By finding a world with one of the portals on it?

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

God killer goes back to the portal entrance, and seals it with a flash of red. Impossible Odds is the key to let one pass.

"Excellent job." Subversion's voice says. "You seem to be fairly well versed in the Plotblade's use now. Do you feel you need any more lessons?"

Edited August 28, 2025 by NameIess

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, NameIess said:

By finding a world with one of the portals on it?

Oh right. I guess that makes sense. Thanks! I've been waiting on something like this to continue an arc.

 

Somewhere, elsewhere, on a distant world holding a portal, a man appears. He passes through the portal, and sets about finding one to a distant realm, one unconnected to this.

[NameIess]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Oh right. I guess that makes sense. Thanks! I've been waiting on something like this to continue an arc.

 

Somewhere, elsewhere, on a distant world holding a portal, a man appears. He passes through the portal, and sets about finding one to a distant realm, one unconnected to this.

The portals wouldn't lead out of TLT, of course. That's practically impossible.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, NameIess said:

By finding a world with one of the portals on it?

"Excellent job." Subversion's voice says. "You seem to be fairly well versed in the Plotblade's use now. Do you feel you need any more lessons?"

“No.” God Slayer says, leaving. “There is somewhere I need to be. I must reclaim my power.”

[NameIess]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

“No.” God Slayer says, leaving. “There is somewhere I need to be. I must reclaim my power.”

"All right, good luck!"

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, NameIess said:

The portals wouldn't lead out of TLT, of course. That's practically impossible.

Dang it. Back to the grindstone.

 

After hours spent searching every corner of this space, Asharak concludes that this space holds no way to accomplish his goal. He returns to his distant corner of the Thread and waits and watched.

@KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren 18142 appears in TLT periodically, right?

[Keke They/he]

12 minutes ago, NameIess said:

It takes some searching, but God Killer is able to find such a world.

Anyone could access it. Although it is infested by horrible monsters mutated by the radiative portal energy.

Subversion looks surprised to be pulled somewhere against her wishes. She glances around herself in confusion. "Who did that? Where am I?"

She is in a black room with orange lights lining the walls. A throne of fire is in the center and an all black shadow sat on the throne. When it spoke the voice sounded around subversion. “Hello, i am ….” The name gets blanked out. “And you are in my Room. Im not sure who you are but you are dangerous to my plans.”

 

position reference but all black person and fire throne

Spoiler

 

Edited August 28, 2025 by Hawks

[xinoehp512 he/him]

32 minutes ago, NameIess said:

"Yes, well. I have trust issues." Malevolence tapped his foot. "Very well, I'm willing to allow the paper to remain in your care, if you agree to take proper safety precautions."

 

"Alright," said Bacon. "Will do!... say, you don't mean anything weird by 'proper safety precautions', do you?"

32 minutes ago, NameIess said:

The voice hushes to a low whisper. "Will you be of the three?"

Within the rift is an alien world dominated by hideous monsters. The rift appears to be formed by a curious collection of crystals. Many other such rifts appear in the distance, opening to a variety of other worlds.

Subversion popped up behind Vigo, invisible. She also wondered which Narrator Vigo had killed.

"Well," said the wind, "I can't make it too easy, can I?"

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Alright," said Bacon. "Will do!... say, you don't mean anything weird by 'proper safety precautions', do you?"

"Well," said the wind, "I can't make it too easy, can I?"

“finally we are getting somewhere” Erryin mumbles 

[NameIess]

9 minutes ago, Hawks said:

She is in a black room with orange lights lining the walls. A throne of fire is in the center and an all black shadow sat on the throne. When it spoke the voice sounded around subversion. “Hello, i am ….” The name gets blanked out. “And you are in my Room. Im not sure who you are but you are dangerous to my plans.”

 

position reference but all black person and fire throne

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Subversion bowed, silver eyes glowing with reflected firelight. “Hello! I am Subversion, Narrator of Nameless. Pleasure to make your acquaintance!”

7 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Alright," said Bacon. "Will do!... say, you don't mean anything weird by 'proper safety precautions', do you?"

41 minutes ago, NameIess said:

“Define ‘weird’. If by weird you mean placing the paper in some sort of protective device so it cannot be read by anyone with the proper angle relative to you, then yes.” Malevolence handed Bacon a manila folder. “I’d also appreciate it if you stayed near me, or one of these others.”

10 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Well," said the wind, "I can't make it too easy, can I?"

“Very well. I shall search for others then.”

The voice left.

[Keke They/he]

16 minutes ago, NameIess said:

Subversion bowed, silver eyes glowing with reflected firelight. “Hello! I am Subversion, Narrator of Nameless. Pleasure to make your acquaintance!”

“So, subversion, id like to get to know you and your role in this universe. And if you are a friend or foe.”

18 minutes ago, NameIess said:

Subversion bowed, silver eyes glowing with reflected firelight. “Hello! I am Subversion, Narrator of Nameless. Pleasure to make your acquaintance!”

“Define ‘weird’. If by weird you mean placing the paper in some sort of protective device so it cannot be read by anyone with the proper angle relative to you, then yes.” Malevolence handed Bacon a manila folder. “I’d also appreciate it if you stayed near me, or one of these others.”

“Very well. I shall search for others then.”

The voice left.

Others like people in the folder or others as in the people around them like erryin

[NameIess]

4 minutes ago, Hawks said:

“So, subversion, id like to get to know you and your role in this universe. And if you are a friend or foe.”

"That depends on you, not on me. I am a simple creator of stories. Who are you?"

5 minutes ago, Hawks said:

Others like people in the folder or others as in the people around them like erryin

People around them.