The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Cep steps up. "Hold on. There's an awful lot of threats goin' on, but doesn't it not matter at all if he"—points at Bacon ( @xinoehp512 )—" just doesn't give it ta anybody?"

 @Ashkaloda @Hawks @Sequence +whoever else is here that I forgot

"Im not throwing threats. Im trying to defuse the situation... by.. lets hear it. Working togetherrrrrr"

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Hawks said:

"Im not throwing threats. Im trying to defuse the situation... by.. lets hear it. Working togetherrrrrr"

"Well, the threats are mostly comin' from him," he says, pointing at Malevolence, "but he's a little scary so ah didn't want ta say that." He mutters this last.

[Keke They/he]

8 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"Well, the threats are mostly comin' from him," he says, pointing at Malevolence, "but he's a little scary so ah didn't want ta say that." He mutters this last.

"touche but no one is dying on my watch. Especially not him" they point to bacon. @xinoehp512

[NameIess]

15 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Cep steps up. "Hold on. There's an awful lot of threats goin' on, but doesn't it not matter at all if he"—points at Bacon ( @xinoehp512 )—" just doesn't give it ta anybody?"

 @Ashkaloda @Hawks @Sequence +whoever else is here that I forgot

"Rebus has Antagonist. He knows Bacon has the paper. Therefore, the paper is not safe with Bacon any longer."

23 minutes ago, Hawks said:

"but lives dont have to be taken. lets work together. If we all kill eachother then no one will be left to help."

"I am willing to work together." Malevolence said. "However, Bacon cannot maintain control of the paper. He is compromised, no longer fit to be guardian of it."

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, NameIess said:

"Rebus has Antagonist. He knows Bacon has the paper. Therefore, the paper is not safe with Bacon any longer."

"I am willing to work together." Malevolence said. "However, Bacon cannot maintain control of the paper. He is compromised, no longer fit to be guardian of it."

"Why not? 'E's held it this far. What changed?"

[Keke They/he]

6 minutes ago, NameIess said:

"Rebus has Antagonist. He knows Bacon has the paper. Therefore, the paper is not safe with Bacon any longer."

"I am willing to work together." Malevolence said. "However, Bacon cannot maintain control of the paper. He is compromised, no longer fit to be guardian of it."

"he would be if you didnt threaten his life. How about we protect him and the paper at the same time." Erryin said annoyed

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

56 minutes ago, NameIess said:

The unspeakable creatures of the night exploded, dying before God Slayer's might. Still they rushed onward toward him, more and more of them crawling from cracks and tunnels leading deeper into the earth.

God Slayer knew these would never stop unless he faced where they came from. He traveled deeper into the caves, kill creatures and exploding holes into the surface all the way through

[TwinStorm He/Him]

9 hours ago, NameIess said:

"Excuse me Cricket, it seems Bacon is being pressured into giving up the paper. I must be going."

Malevolence disappeared in a crackle of lightning.

@TwinStorm

--

Malevolence appeared in front of Bacon. He wore a suit of all-white armor with a violet cape to match his eyes. He raised his Mordite sword held casually in one hand. "Hello Bacon. I think you will want to give me that paper. For you see, I am the only one who truly knows how to prevent Rebus from using it to summon the Witherlord."

@xinoehp512

Cricket sighed. Winds. He was gone. And just like that, Cricket was alone. With only his thoughts. Love could probably help Bacon better than he could.

Edited August 28, 2025 by TwinStorm

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 hours ago, NameIess said:

The unspeakable creatures of the night exploded, dying before God Slayer's might. Still they rushed onward toward him, more and more of them crawling from cracks and tunnels leading deeper into the earth.

"Because, unlike you, I am willing to do whatever it takes to prevent Rebus from summoning the Witherlord." Malevolence spread his arms wide. "Search my soul, Narrator. There is no deceit in my words. I have sworn to prevent Rebus's plan from coming to fruition, and my Author has affirmed my honesty."

Oops, I meant he'd killed Bacon to prevent Rebus from summoning the Witherlord. Fixed it.

"I mean, that's all well and good," said Bacon, scratching his head, "but I really don't see how your plan is any different from mine. Or Sequence's, for that matter."

1 hour ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Cep steps up. "Hold on. There's an awful lot of threats goin' on, but doesn't it not matter at all if he"—points at Bacon ( @xinoehp512 )—" just doesn't give it ta anybody?"

 @Ashkaloda @Hawks @Sequence +whoever else is here that I forgot

 

1 hour ago, NameIess said:

"Rebus has Antagonist. He knows Bacon has the paper. Therefore, the paper is not safe with Bacon any longer."

"I am willing to work together." Malevolence said. "However, Bacon cannot maintain control of the paper. He is compromised, no longer fit to be guardian of it."

"Hey!" said Bacon. "I'm right here, y'know."

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

5 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"I mean, that's all well and good," said Bacon, scratching his head, "but I really don't see how your plan is any different from mine. Or Sequence's, for that matter."

 

"Hey!" said Bacon. "I'm right here, y'know."

"Sorry, sorry," Cep says apologetically. He hands Bacon a bar of chocolate as a peace offering.

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

God Slayer knew these would never stop unless he faced where they came from. He traveled deeper into the caves, kill creatures and exploding holes into the surface all the way through

The creatures died in droves, but there were always more to replace them, hundreds, then thousands, then more of them swarmed from holes, screeching for God Killer’s blood.

6 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

I mean, that's all well and good," said Bacon, scratching his head, "but I really don't see how your plan is any different from mine. Or Sequence's, for that matter."

“Sequence is wounded. Hardly a good guardian. As for you…” Malevolence sheathed his sword. “Are you truly willing to do whatever is necessary to protect that paper?”

—

Somewhere empty and desolate, a voice spoke to the wind.

“Are you willing?”

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, NameIess said:

The creatures died in droves, but there were always more to replace them, hundreds, then thousands, then more of them swarmed from holes, screeching for God Killer’s blood.

“Sequence is wounded. Hardly a good guardian. As for you…” Malevolence sheathed his sword. “Are you truly willing to do whatever is necessary to protect that paper?”

—

Somewhere empty and desolate, a voice spoke to the wind.

“Are you willing?”

 

He continued traveling until he reached the center hub of where they came from.

[Keke They/he]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

"I mean, that's all well and good," said Bacon, scratching his head, "but I really don't see how your plan is any different from mine. Or Sequence's, for that matter."

 

"Hey!" said Bacon. "I'm right here, y'know."

Erryin moves their srm down. "Ahem right"

1 hour ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"Sorry, sorry," Cep says apologetically. He hands Bacon a bar of chocolate as a peace offering.

Best peace offering eveer. 

"aye can I have one of those?"

1 hour ago, NameIess said:

The creatures died in droves, but there were always more to replace them, hundreds, then thousands, then more of them swarmed from holes, screeching for God Killer’s blood.

“Sequence is wounded. Hardly a good guardian. As for you…” Malevolence sheathed his sword. “Are you truly willing to do whatever is necessary to protect that paper?”

—

Somewhere empty and desolate, a voice spoke to the wind.

“Are you willing?”

 

erryin watched and whispers to themselves. Or whoever was standing closer to them so.... @xinoehp512 and @Ashkaloda "why must we be so violent. Can't we peacefully resolve this?"

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Uhh folks there are some discrepancies in the wiki.

Is it spelt Ennuller or Enuller?

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Uhh folks there are some discrepancies in the wiki.

Is it spelt Ennuller or Enuller?

There're a lot of grammar errors in the wiki, but we do our best. 

I'm pretty sure it's one n. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

7 hours ago, Hawks said:

Erryin moves their srm down. "Ahem right"

Best peace offering eveer. 

"aye can I have one of those?"

erryin watched and whispers to themselves. Or whoever was standing closer to them so.... @xinoehp512 and @Ashkaloda "why must we be so violent. Can't we peacefully resolve this?"

Cep offers Erryin a bar as well.

[Keke They/he]

5 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Uhh folks there are some discrepancies in the wiki.

Is it spelt Ennuller or Enuller?

Dont look at my pages otherwise spelling will be AWEFUL 

47 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Cep offers Erryin a bar as well.

they take it. "Thanks." they bite it. "Oh thats good"

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Hawks said:

Dont look at my pages otherwise spelling will be AWEFUL 

they take it. "Thanks." they bite it. "Oh thats good"

"Thanks! Ah made it up, that's mah first time doin' that. Glad it worked!"

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"Thanks! Ah made it up, that's mah first time doin' that. Glad it worked!"

they point the bar at him. "Make it a company and you would earn millions"

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

they point the bar at him. "Make it a company and you would earn millions"

"Uh...what?"

[Keke They/he]

6 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"Uh...what?"

"Sell them for two dollars each!"

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Hawks said:

"Sell them for two dollars each!"

"What're dollars?" I should note that this variant of Cep doesn't have his memories...

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"What're dollars?" I should note that this variant of Cep doesn't have his memories...

they pause for a good 30 seconds. "Nevermind."

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

they pause for a good 30 seconds. "Nevermind."

Cep just nods and goes back to half-paying attention to what's going on.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"What're dollars?" I should note that this variant of Cep doesn't have his memories...

"I believe they are referencing a monetary unit or currency."