The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

Ooh can i make a character to join

OOOOH ITS GETTING SPICTY 

sorry i have nothing better to do with my life then read others role plays and comment on them

…. Theres a wiki?

I saiiiid a green bird lands on your head and pecks it

Fair enough, I made another character because there was opportunity and Cep's just waiting at the moment, and so is Asharak.

And yes, there is indeed a wiki

[Keke They/he]

29 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Fair enough, I made another character because there was opportunity and Cep's just waiting at the moment, and so is Asharak.

And yes, there is indeed a wiki

I added some stuff  dude my enter button is broken i cant make a new line … help. Help help

 

here we go i got it

im bored so

a purple cat jumps onto a trashcan and crouches watching [your character] closely

Edited August 27, 2025 by Hawks

[NameIess]

9 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

God Slayer quickly readied Rememberance. He knew exactly what he could do with this. Rememberance, originally a dark red sword, gained a gold trim. The dice disappeared from his hand, and symbols appeared on the blade.

Fire. Light. Good. Very malleable topics. His sword burned and burned bright, shedding light on the creatures of the night. He quickly waved his sword, spreading the extra bright fire all across the room and showing that these creatures were not as daunting as they may seem. After all, Impossible Odds can go either way.

The unspeakable creatures of the night shied back, but despite their names, were not weakened by the light. One of them attacked, an indescribably ugly tentacled creature with spikes as long as God Slayer's forearm covering its body. Spiky tentacles lashed out at God Slayer from all directions at once.

1 hour ago, TwinStorm said:

Cricket sighed. "Swear it to me. By your Author."

"Very well." Malevolence placed one hand on his chest and raised the other solemnly. "I, Malevolence, he who will one day hold dominion over all existence, swear by Nameless that I will do everything in my power to prevent Rebus from summoning the Witherlord."

As he said these words, a ripple ran through the Thread, and a voice entered Cricket's mind.

He truly does not intend to betray this oath. So I swear. Although I cannot see his future perfectly, I do not believe that he will betray this oath for anything.

1 hour ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Well this will be interesting. Before I try this, would Cep be able to pull Malevolence into his mindscape, or can Malevolence somehow resist that?

His abilities are mostly tech based, so he shouldn't have anything that will prevent it.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

12 minutes ago, NameIess said:

The unspeakable creatures of the night shied back, but despite their names, were not weakened by the light. One of them attacked, an indescribably ugly tentacled creature with spikes as long as God Slayer's forearm covering its body. Spiky tentacles lashed out at God Slayer from all directions at once.

"Very well." Malevolence placed one hand on his chest and raised the other solemnly. "I, Malevolence, he who will one day hold dominion over all existence, swear by Nameless that I will do everything in my power to prevent Rebus from summoning the Witherlord."

As he said these words, a ripple ran through the Thread, and a voice entered Cricket's mind.

He truly does not intend to betray this oath. So I swear. Although I cannot see his future perfectly, I do not believe that he will betray this oath for anything.

His abilities are mostly tech based, so he shouldn't have anything that will prevent it.

Of course, the beast had no chance. The symbols on Remembrance shifted, and this time, symbols of the sky and a drill appeared on his sword. He thrusted up with his sword, and the ceiling of the cavern was destroyed, revealing the daytime sky above. The creature of the night felt itself growing weaker, as it sensed God Slayer’s growing might, God Slayer slashed and killed it. Because he had made Impossible Odds go the other way. It was now Impossible for them to win.

[Keke They/he]

On 6/19/2025 at 1:00 PM, Bird Furious said:

Bat closed his eyes. 

So this was it, then. He hadn't been enough. He'd never be, now. At least he'd had a good run. 2876 to 4110. 1234 pages. 

Scud, had it really been that long? He'd lived for more than a quarter of the life of the whole thread, only to die here. Had it been worth that living? Enough to balance out the way he died? 

You'll remember me, won't you? He called to the universe, out to the stars he could barely see, and to those who lived beyond them. You'll remember who I was? My name, at least? 

Even though he died a failure?

He wished the post would end already. How much longer would he be forced to exist in this limbo? How long could a post last? Probably as long as his Author wanted. 

He supposed he had to just wait. He felt like he should do something special with this extra time, just to commemorate the occasion--- after all, people only died once. But what was there to do? He looked down at himself, then up at Rebus, trying to think.

Nothing moved, or at least that's how it felt. He considered running away before he turned completely into nanomachines, but somewhere deep inside him, he realized that would break the strange spell he seemed to be under. 

Well, he wouldn't make that mistake. If he was going to die, it would be on his terms. 

He sat cross-legged on the floor, despite most of one leg being nanomachines, and thought hard. Only one thing came to him--- nanomachines wouldn't do. He would not become tools to this man who had taken Tam out of the narrative, planned to rule the Thread, and was now killing him. 

He stood up again, feeling strangely renewed. Funny, that he should feel the most alive right before he was going to die. Maybe, just maybe, Dylan Thomas had it right. Maybe he should have tried harder, found some clever way out. 

Or maybe that time was now.

At any rate, he knew there would never be a better time to die. 

Bat dissolved into a shower of blinding light--- a cloud of flickering fireflies. They drifted outward, into the rock around them. Several of them drifted into Rebus and the others surrounding, vanishing into nothing. 

One singular firefly winked out of the Thread altogether.

What…… how did i… i missed a lot didnt i? Bat… bat died??? ….. … … … … …. I didnt see that. It was during my off time no!! NO!! NO NO….. no./. BAT ILL REMEBER YOU! SO WILL ASHER YOU HELPED HER IN WAYS YOULL NEVER NO

guys

im crying rn what 

aegegag

On 6/19/2025 at 2:34 PM, Dragonheir said:

A crown of darkly glowing metal rising to wicked points appeared in Rebus's hand. He touched it to his head, then tipped it to Bat in farewell. The man had style, slipping out of Rebus's grasp even as he died. Rebus smiled, then stood up straight and placed Antagonist back on his head. Bat had stymied him to the end, but now he was gone, and little else stood in Rebus's way. The Thread would never be the same... 

………….. .. you little (not shard allowed words) I HATE REBUS

 

after i read this it also was put into erryins head and Asher’s head. Asher (well her shadow that isn’t in a wierd place rn) appears in front of rebus. “What did you do.”

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

1 hour ago, Hawks said:

Ooh can i make a character to join

OOOOH ITS GETTING SPICTY 

sorry i have nothing better to do with my life then read others role plays and comment on them

…. Theres a wiki?

I saiiiid a green bird lands on your head and pecks it

Yes you may

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

A few days ago (like 5) Me: oh hey Dragonheir is on a lot more! My plot line is progressing well!

me (now): *cries* I just wanted to unshackle a dreammmmmm

[Keke They/he]

12 hours ago, Honors ghost said:

Flower stops walking. It had been days since she started on this journey with her two companions but they were here she wasn’t sure where here was but it was important. The three travelers stood before a massive tree in the middle of a desert that formed a perfect circle and outside that perfect circle there was jungle. Flower stopped and sat at the root of the tree unsure what to do. After a minute she hears a voice based on the gasps around her the others do as well but she assumes theirs are different 

“child, you have returned”

flower passes out.

When flower wakes up she in in a comfy bed with a…. Elf? Uhm maybe.. a figure, tall and thin wearing very earthy clothes, but in the stone kind of earthy. Making tea. They have short grey green hair and pointy ears with sharp features.

1 minute ago, Honors ghost said:

Yes you may

Yay

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

A few days ago (like 5) Me: oh hey Dragonheir is on a lot more! My plot line is progressing well!

me (now): *cries* I just wanted to unshackle a dreammmmmm

My mood swings daily

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

A few days ago (like 5) Me: oh hey Dragonheir is on a lot more! My plot line is progressing well!

me (now): *cries* I just wanted to unshackle a dreammmmmm

Same  my main plot is stalled for the moment 'cause everything's either waiting on Heir or you (and by extension Heir)

[Keke They/he]

4 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Same  my main plot is stalled for the moment 'cause everything's either waiting on Heir or you (and by extension Heir)

Dude… most of mine rely on xino. So…. Yeah its slow

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

15 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Same  my main plot is stalled for the moment 'cause everything's either waiting on Heir or you (and by extension Heir)

Yeah

is terrible

glad for nameless keeping God Slayer from dissapearing.

[NameIess]

58 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Of course, the beast had no chance. The symbols on Remembrance shifted, and this time, symbols of the sky and a drill appeared on his sword. He thrusted up with his sword, and the ceiling of the cavern was destroyed, revealing the daytime sky above. The creature of the night felt itself growing weaker, as it sensed God Slayer’s growing might, God Slayer slashed and killed it. Because he had made Impossible Odds go the other way. It was now Impossible for them to win.

The unspeakable creatures of the night, of course, didn’t know this. They attacked, eager to destroy the one who’d brought the cursed light.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

23 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

"I don't want it."

"Cool," said Bacon. "Then I'm not giving it to you."

22 hours ago, Hawks said:

“I mean like i dont wanna be in a deal with rebus. Nor do i want to hand him a potentially dangerous peice of paper. So if you can get me the hell out of this deal please do. Otherwise i will do anything to get that paper. Regardless of the effects.”

A bird landed on your head and pecked at it curiously 

A wise man once said —

"You're an Author," pointed out Bacon. "How in the world am I supposed to do something you can't?"

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Cool," said Bacon. "Then I'm not giving it to you."

"You're an Author," pointed out Bacon. "How in the world am I supposed to do something you can't?"

they pause. “Im a narrator. Who is kinda like the scribe now that i think about it. Anyways im not the most experienced and very not knowlededged on this place. BUT IM PANICKING.” They take a deep breath “please. Just tell me what the paper does. And why it’s so horrible to let rebus have it.”

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

12 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Cool," said Bacon. "Then I'm not giving it to you."

"You're an Author," pointed out Bacon. "How in the world am I supposed to do something you can't?"

Taeidin frowns. "I disagree."

[NameIess]

"Excuse me Cricket, it seems Bacon is being pressured into giving up the paper. I must be going."

Malevolence disappeared in a crackle of lightning.

@TwinStorm

--

Malevolence appeared in front of Bacon. He wore a suit of all-white armor with a violet cape to match his eyes. He raised his Mordite sword held casually in one hand. "Hello Bacon. I think you will want to give me that paper. For you see, I am the only one who truly knows how to prevent Rebus from using it to summon the Witherlord."

@xinoehp512

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, NameIess said:

"Excuse me Cricket, it seems Bacon is being pressured into giving up the paper. I must be going."

Malevolence disappeared in a crackle of lightning.

@TwinStorm

--

Malevolence appeared in front of Bacon. He wore a suit of all-white armor with a violet cape to match his eyes. He raised his Mordite sword held casually in one hand. "Hello Bacon. I think you will want to give me that paper. For you see, I am the only one who truly knows how to prevent Rebus from using it to summon the Witherlord."

@xinoehp512

“WHY ARE MORE PEOPLE AFTER IT!! WHATS THE WITHERLORD?” Erryin yells and sits down. “And WHO ARE YOU?”

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

“WHY ARE MORE PEOPLE AFTER IT!! WHATS THE WITHERLORD?” Erryin yells and sits down. “And WHO ARE YOU?”

"I am Malevolence, he who will be the greatest evil in all this thread. As for the rest, if you do not even know who the Witherlord is, you should not be seeking the paper."

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, NameIess said:

"I am Malevolence, he who will be the greatest evil in all this thread. As for the rest, if you do not even know who the Witherlord is, you should not be seeking the paper."

They sit crisscrossed and nod “so your evil? Im only seeking it cause i made a stupid deal. I should ask if i can get out of it. But something tells me that this will be ending bad and i should be here to help in case all hell breaks loose.”

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

5 minutes ago, NameIess said:

"Excuse me Cricket, it seems Bacon is being pressured into giving up the paper. I must be going."

Malevolence disappeared in a crackle of lightning.

@TwinStorm

--

Malevolence appeared in front of Bacon. He wore a suit of all-white armor with a violet cape to match his eyes. He raised his Mordite sword held casually in one hand. "Hello Bacon. I think you will want to give me that paper. For you see, I am the only one who truly knows how to prevent Rebus from using it to summon the Witherlord."

@xinoehp512

Taeidin is momentarily surprised by the appearance of Malevolence, but then recovers. 

"It summons the Witherlord? Huh."

He seems intrigued. 

"We asked first."

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

Taeidin is momentarily surprised by the appearance of Malevolence, but then recovers. 

"It summons the Witherlord? Huh."

He seems intrigued. 

"We asked first."

“only because i didnt speak fast enough….. i dont really want it anyways. Unless i do. I dont know.”

@Dragonheir

“hey rebus could i just not get the paper? Like…. Is that an option to just quit the quest….”

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

18 minutes ago, NameIess said:

"Excuse me Cricket, it seems Bacon is being pressured into giving up the paper. I must be going."

Malevolence disappeared in a crackle of lightning.

@TwinStorm

--

Malevolence appeared in front of Bacon. He wore a suit of all-white armor with a violet cape to match his eyes. He raised his Mordite sword held casually in one hand. "Hello Bacon. I think you will want to give me that paper. For you see, I am the only one who truly knows how to prevent Rebus from using it to summon the Witherlord."

@xinoehp512

It may interest you to know that Cep is standing nearby, watching what is happening with a rather confused expression

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

  

19 minutes ago, NameIess said:

Witherlord

17 minutes ago, Hawks said:

WITHERLORD?

6 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Witherlord

So much speak of the Witherlord was enough to alert Sequence, who then appeared.

 

On 8/26/2025 at 7:34 AM, xinoehp512 said:

Bacon sighed. "An organization that keeps people safe. The paper is dangerous!... well, I guess the paper itself isn't dangerous. I guess you could get a paper cut?"

Bacon pulled out the paper and ran it along his finger.

"Ow," he said. "Well, I guess the paper itself is as dangerous as a piece of paper. But the information on the paper is way more dangerous than that!"

"Bacon!" She said, sounding panicked. "You should destroy the paper, now. If it has anything to do with summoning... you know... then it should be destroyed immediately." 

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Sequence said:

  

So much speak of the Witherlord was enough to alert Sequence, who then appeared.

 

"Bacon!" She said, sounding panicked. "You should destroy the paper, now. If it has anything to do with summoning... you know... then it should be destroyed immediately." 

erryin stood recognizing her from the parties. “Sequence, ive done some research. I have come to the conclusion that im dropping my deal. Regardless of what it does. Im not letting this happen. If whatever is gonna happen is enough for the major authors to return after not being here… then i want to help prevent it from happening. Even if it does the one thing i dont want which is becoming a bigger part in the thread i will.” They turn to malevolence @NameIess “I’ll help you. Ill stop trying to get it and stop others.”

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, Hawks said:

erryin stood recognizing her from the parties. “Sequence, ive done some research. I have come to the conclusion that im dropping my deal. Regardless of what it does. Im not letting this happen. If whatever is gonna happen is enough for the major authors to return after not being here… then i want to help prevent it from happening. Even if it does the one thing i dont want which is becoming a bigger part in the thread i will.” They turn to malevolence @NameIess “I’ll help you. Ill stop trying to get it and stop others.”

"You shouldn't make deals with Malevolence!" Sequence cried. "Nobody should need to prevent people from obtaining the paper because it should be destroyed immediately! Why are we even discussing this?! What could anybody possibly need to summon... The Witherlord for?" Sequence looked sick as the word left her mouth, and the leaned on her cane heavily.