The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

6 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Holy This post has been reported for attempting to skirt the rules." Lezterp paused.

"So Tolp was right, huh? I guess I would have to go congragulate him. He was right. All along." Lezterp said softly.

Rebus smiled, though he did an internal double-take as he realized the implications of a plot Materializer. He gave Lezterp a moment for the revelation to sink in. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

Rebus smiled, though he did an internal double-take as he realized the implications of a plot Materializer. He gave Lezterp a moment for the revelation to sink in. 

"Oh, Tolp? Oh yeah. Great guy. He... did some stuff. Materializers can be anything. You should meet Dog. He is... eccentric. Oh, wait. No, yeah, he died too. Both Tolp and Dog died." Lezterp said.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Atreides appeared, very much angry and very much reincarnated.

He sought Rebel, looking for revenge.

@Dragonheir

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

18 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Oh, Tolp? Oh yeah. Great guy. He... did some stuff. Materializers can be anything. You should meet Dog. He is... eccentric. Oh, wait. No, yeah, he died too. Both Tolp and Dog died." Lezterp said.

"There was a being within the Thread quite a long time ago, called Plot. I don't know the whole story, but Plot was killed, and then Plot's soul was used to make magic weapons called Plotblades." Rebus wondered if there was also a Materializer named God, and how many people that confused or angered. "I shudder to think of what could kill a being that could summon and absorb gods - my best guess is Mordite, which sadly means I won't be meeting ether of those people." 

Just now, TwinStorm said:

Atreides appeared, very much angry and very much reincarnated.

He sought Rebel, looking for revenge.

@Dragonheir

Rebus was glad Atreides had remembered wrong. Of course, he wouldn't mind a fight... 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

"There was a being within the Thread quite a long time ago, called Plot. I don't know the whole story, but Plot was killed, and then Plot's soul was used to make magic weapons called Plotblades." Rebus wondered if there was also a Materializer named God, and how many people that confused or angered. "I shudder to think of what could kill a being that could summon and absorb gods - my best guess is Mordite, which sadly means I won't be meeting ether of those people." 

Rebus was glad Atreides had remembered wrong. Of course, he wouldn't mind a fight... 

"Well, there is Emit. And, yes. There is a materializer named God. That confuses and angers all."

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

12 hours ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

"Alright then, 'ere we go." Cep lights the match, touches it to the wick at the end of the dynamite, then waits a second. Just as it's about taboit the dynamite, he throws it out the window.

BANG!

"That oughta do it!" Cep is grinning like a child. "Let's go have a looksie then."

Taeidin sets off down the hallway, looking for anything of note. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On 5/26/2025 at 11:31 PM, Dragonheir said:

Rebus appeared, startling Jack. "You could ask me," he said, smiling broadly. 

If I recall correctly, Cricket was also supposed to be part of the program. 

"Excellent! How do I receive special ops training with Shoe and Beosta?"

On 5/27/2025 at 10:00 AM, Hawks said:

"by, me, Dot the Jesk."a figure steps out of the dark. And due to Hawks inability to describe stuff, this is a very rough draft of what he looks like. But essentially. A horrible dye job on the hair. Green and purple make up. And clothes, uh just old costume or whatever. Just look at the photo. Which was skillfully edited from ibispaint x pre made outfits then add a few details bc im to tired to draw it. 

now he claps his hands once. "Im a bit disappointed you didint recognize me by my voice. I thought i was famous"

do you get what I mean with an insane voice? Like alot of fluxuations and sorta like crazy sounding?

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Bacon gasped. "The dreaded Dot the Jesk! How could I forget your..." Bacon looked Dot up and down. "...uh... distinctive appearance? Oh, woe is us! What dastardly plan might he have in store?"

[Keke They/he]

9 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Excellent! How do I receive special ops training with Shoe and Beosta?"

Bacon gasped. "The dreaded Dot the Jesk! How could I forget your..." Bacon looked Dot up and down. "...uh... distinctive appearance? Oh, woe is us! What dastardly plan might he have in store?"

atlas leaned towards bacon "i think hes high"

Dot the Jesk sighed. "Uh no. Im not high dear child. But as for the other person, im here to make sure you dont rescue that boy before the plan is complete" he laughs. "So fun. Anyways what are your names?"

[TwinStorm He/Him]

12 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

"There was a being within the Thread quite a long time ago, called Plot. I don't know the whole story, but Plot was killed, and then Plot's soul was used to make magic weapons called Plotblades." Rebus wondered if there was also a Materializer named God, and how many people that confused or angered. "I shudder to think of what could kill a being that could summon and absorb gods - my best guess is Mordite, which sadly means I won't be meeting ether of those people." 

Rebus was glad Atreides had remembered wrong. Of course, he wouldn't mind a fight... 

"Onyx would know." Fael pointed out helpfully.

Atreides was still looking for Rebel.

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

9 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Well, there is Emit. And, yes. There is a materializer named God. That confuses and angers all."

“Emit… hmmm. I may try to arrange a meeting… Regardless, you two should probably head out - take these.” Rebus constructed two teleporters with the utility fog override commands. “Alright. These are fairly automatic - if you have utility fog and a task for it, you should be able to figure out the controls. Any utility fog not actively being protected will be taken over by these, which should let you get the drop on Rebel. Don’t break them unless you want a big explosion, the teleporter can get you to and from here, and that button will activate it. Good luck.” 

2 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Excellent! How do I receive special ops training with Shoe and Beosta?"

“Ask, and promise that you’ll use it to save the Thread from destruction whenever necessary.” 

1 hour ago, TwinStorm said:

"Onyx would know." Fael pointed out helpfully.

Atreides was still looking for Rebel.

“He would. Perhaps I should talk to him, if I can find a guide into his Realm.” 
Rebel was outside that city that Malevolence had been invading, building a tower out of gold towards the portal. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

“Emit… hmmm. I may try to arrange a meeting… Regardless, you two should probably head out - take these.” Rebus constructed two teleporters with the utility fog override commands. “Alright. These are fairly automatic - if you have utility fog and a task for it, you should be able to figure out the controls. Any utility fog not actively being protected will be taken over by these, which should let you get the drop on Rebel. Don’t break them unless you want a big explosion, the teleporter can get you to and from here, and that button will activate it. Good luck.” 

“Ask, and promise that you’ll use it to save the Thread from destruction whenever necessary.” 

“He would. Perhaps I should talk to him, if I can find a guide into his Realm.” 
Rebel was outside that city that Malevolence had been invading, building a tower out of gold towards the portal. 

"So, what are we doing again? And how exactly does the teleportation work? I am... uncomfortable with Cloning not facilitated by me." Lezterp says. "Bad experience with Enolc."

[TwinStorm He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

“Emit… hmmm. I may try to arrange a meeting… Regardless, you two should probably head out - take these.” Rebus constructed two teleporters with the utility fog override commands. “Alright. These are fairly automatic - if you have utility fog and a task for it, you should be able to figure out the controls. Any utility fog not actively being protected will be taken over by these, which should let you get the drop on Rebel. Don’t break them unless you want a big explosion, the teleporter can get you to and from here, and that button will activate it. Good luck.” 

“Ask, and promise that you’ll use it to save the Thread from destruction whenever necessary.” 

“He would. Perhaps I should talk to him, if I can find a guide into his Realm.” 
Rebel was outside that city that Malevolence had been invading, building a tower out of gold towards the portal. 

Atreides appeared, wearing ancient Greek battle armor, with a cape, looking suitably dramatic. "I need to talk to you."

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

8 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Taeidin sets off down the hallway, looking for anything of note. 

Cep follows. He ducks his head into a room, then glances back out, looking confused. "There's an awful lot of maps in this room," he says.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Taeidin glances over. 

"We don't have time to study all of them right now. Grab some and let's keep going." 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Ashkaloda said:

Taeidin glances over. 

"We don't have time to study all of them right now. Grab some and let's keep going." 

Cep snags a couple and blinks on his way back. The maps vanish. "Alright, les go." He follows Taeidin.

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

3 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"So, what are we doing again? And how exactly does the teleportation work? I am... uncomfortable with Cloning not facilitated by me." Lezterp says. "Bad experience with Enolc."

“This teleportation method directly relocates things into new reference frames. I find it most reliable, and less disconcerting than many others. As for your task, I need someone to hunt down a rogue clone of mine, and retrieve the magical weapon he stole from me.” 

3 hours ago, TwinStorm said:

Atreides appeared, wearing ancient Greek battle armor, with a cape, looking suitably dramatic. "I need to talk to you."

Rebel looked up, alarmed. His scepter - golden and jewel encrusted - stopped pouring out gold for the tower, and instead began to build up a glow as he held it in front of him. “You do? Rebus sent you, I expect. Well, even now nanomachines are making their way to your heart and brain, killing you.” 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

“This teleportation method directly relocates things into new reference frames. I find it most reliable, and less disconcerting than many others. As for your task, I need someone to hunt down a rogue clone of mine, and retrieve the magical weapon he stole from me.” 

Rebel looked up, alarmed. His scepter - golden and jewel encrusted - stopped pouring out gold for the tower, and instead began to build up a glow as he held it in front of him. “You do? Rebus sent you, I expect. Well, even now nanomachines are making their way to your heart and brain, killing you.” 

Atreides Narrated them away, grinning. "Thanks for the information. I'm actually here trying to get to Rebus. He . . . killed me once, and I would like to return the favor. And for that to happen, I need you."

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

Just now, TwinStorm said:

Atreides Narrated them away, grinning. "Thanks for the information. I'm actually here trying to get to Rebus. He . . . killed me once, and I would like to return the favor. And for that to happen, I need you."

Atredies found that they did not, in fact, exist. Rebel had been bluffing - something he, unlike Rebus, can do. “Ah. That is something I can get on board with.” 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

Cep snags a couple and blinks on his way back. The maps vanish. "Alright, les go." He follows Taeidin.

Taeidin opens the door to another room and cocks his head. 

"Come check this out!" 

In the center of a circular chamber is a pool of cloudy water sunk into the middle of the floor. The rim is decorated with engravings, and odd trinkets are sitting around it. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

53 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

Atredies found that they did not, in fact, exist. Rebel had been bluffing - something he, unlike Rebus, can do. “Ah. That is something I can get on board with.” 

He frowned. "So you can lie." he said, in a slightly odd voice. "Ah, yes." he said, returning to his usual arrogant self. "How do, I, beat Rebus?"

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

24 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Taeidin opens the door to another room and cocks his head. 

"Come check this out!" 

In the center of a circular chamber is a pool of cloudy water sunk into the middle of the floor. The rim is decorated with engravings, and odd trinkets are sitting around it. 

"That doesn't look too clean..."

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

8 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

"That doesn't look too clean..."

"What is it doing here?" 

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

34 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

He frowned. "So you can lie." he said, in a slightly odd voice. "Ah, yes." he said, returning to his usual arrogant self. "How do, I, beat Rebus?"

“I can. Rebus can as well, though it should harm him.” Rebel frowned. “Other than that, he’s almost invincible. The man is clever, paranoid, and powerful - that’s a dangerous combination, even if he wasn’t willing to burn the world to keep himself alive. You’d have to hunt down every backup he has if you wanted to kill him conventionally - your best bet is to make him or the Authors welcome his death. I can help you with that…” 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

“This teleportation method directly relocates things into new reference frames. I find it most reliable, and less disconcerting than many others. As for your task, I need someone to hunt down a rogue clone of mine, and retrieve the magical weapon he stole from me.” 

Rebel looked up, alarmed. His scepter - golden and jewel encrusted - stopped pouring out gold for the tower, and instead began to build up a glow as he held it in front of him. “You do? Rebus sent you, I expect. Well, even now nanomachines are making their way to your heart and brain, killing you.” 

"Alright. One question. Can I keep the magical weapon? Or at least study it before I give it back?" Lezterp asked.

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

33 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Alright. One question. Can I keep the magical weapon? Or at least study it before I give it back?" Lezterp asked.

“You may do the latter briefly, but not the former, if you want your reward.”