The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

"I think we just need to find a--"

The man appeared in front of them with a flff of smoke, making Bat jump and squeak. 

"Oh, calm down," he said, tossing his long, luscious hair. He wore a red suit coat. "Let's get introductions out of the way. My name is Xanther Renthax. You're Tam Lennox, and you're Bat Whitlock. Wonderful to finally meet you both, even if I personally would have postponed this meeting. Now--- I believe there's a party going on? Shall we go?" 

Bat just stared at him. 

Tam jumped and squeezed Bat's hand.

". . . What?"

3 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

"Anything you can think of," she replied cheerfully. "Unspecified food and beverages, including but not limited to roast beef, cider, wine, cheese, pineapples..." she looked around. She wouldn't mind meeting Selppaenip here, too. "Anything you want. We have music and dancing, too!" 

Suddenly, Pineapples.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Hawks said:

 

Asher went to said party forcibly dragging pyk. "Helo I'm sorry. It seems i missed this during chaos. But I dragged pyk and I have news!!"

Symbol grinned. "Welcome to my castle; happy 4000 posts! What kind of news?"

Just now, epl2 said:

Excitedly, Taeinid asked, "Do you have mushrooms?"

"Of course!" 

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Tam jumped and squeezed Bat's hand.

". . . What?"

Suddenly, Pineapples.

"Let's go to the party," Xanther said again.

"Who are you?" Bat demanded. 

"Xanther Renthax, of course. I just told you that!" 

-

Symbol laughed and shoved all the pineapples to the side, using them to create a pineapple juice fountain.

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Symbol grinned. "Welcome to my castle; happy 4000 posts! What kind of news?"

"Of course!" 

"Let's go to the party," Xanther said again.

"Who are you?" Bat demanded. 

"Xanther Renthax, of course. I just told you that!" 

-

Symbol laughed and shoved all the pineapples to the side, using them to create a pineapple juice fountain.

“Im no longer single!!”

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

58 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Symbol grinned from the balcony above the huge double doors of her palace. 

Four thousand pages, and still the legacy continued. She’d see it continue far beyond this, she hoped. Five thousand, ten thousand, forty thousand. 

But for now, we celebrate. 

Every character in the Thread received an invitation floating directly over their heads. She used the template Sequence had created earlier, with her own note at the end. 

Greetings, beloved inhabitants of The Longest Thread! On behalf of this millennium's host, Symbol, I would like to formally invite you to a celebration for our Thread's 4,000th page! Can you believe it? 4,000 pages already! It feels just yesterday we were celebrating 3,000! There will be festivities, refreshments, and everything of the sort located at Symbol's castle! 

With love and appreciation,

Narrator and co-host, Sequence

P.S. Folding the invitation twice will teleport you to the venue seamlessly! (But the feature will be inactive until the party begins)

P.S.II. Violence is not allowed. Also, don’t destroy anything, and don’t commit arson. -Symb. 

She grinned down at her newly refurbished castle and her lush, beautiful courtyard. A small corner of the Thread, yes, but still hers. 

“A place worth protecting,” she said aloud, then turned to go greet her guests. 
 

“ I’ve been here most no time compared to others ‘ut I ‘ope there’s still room fer meh” said joe

Edited April 22, 2025 by Heřãłðøfľõvê

[Shatter He/Him]

"Huh," Kiri muttered as she saw the invitation floating above her. She took it and read it. She immediately folded it twice.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

"Let's go to the party," Xanther said again.

"Who are you?" Bat demanded. 

"Xanther Renthax, of course. I just told you that!" 

-

Symbol laughed and shoved all the pineapples to the side, using them to create a pineapple juice fountain.

She eyed him suspiciously.

"Why? How do you know about that?"

-

Glass showed up with her paper avatar for .2 seconds, nabbed some pineapple juice, complimented Symbol on the party, and vanished.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Hawks said:

“Im no longer single!!”

"Oh, that's wonderful!" She grinned. "How's that going for you?" 

Just now, Heřãłðøfľõvê said:

“ I’ve been here most no time compared to others ‘ut I ‘ope there’s still room fer meh”

"Of course!" Assuming he'd folded the invitation, they appeared in a beautiful courtyard overlooked by a castle. 

"Wonderful to meet you," Symbol greeted. 

1 minute ago, The Shattered Cosmere said:

"Huh," Kiri muttered as she saw the invitation floating above her. She took it and read it. She immediately folded it twice.

"Hello, Kiri!" Symbol, the dark-haired host, wore a beautiful purple gown. "Welcome to the party, and happy 4000 pages!" 

She'd arrived in a courtyard overlooked by a grand castle and surrounded by beautiful gardens. 

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

She eyed him suspiciously.

"Why? How do you know about that?"

-

Glass showed up with her paper avatar for .2 seconds, nabbed some pineapple juice, complimented Symbol on the party, and vanished.

He held up his own invitation. "I'm a Narrator, of course!" 

-

Symbol accepted her polite greeting, initiated some small talk, and gave her a handshake before she left. 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Pob pointedly ignored the invitation floating above his head, refusing to look at it. 

 

5 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Symbol grinned. "Welcome to my castle; happy 4000 posts! What kind of news?"

"Of course!" 

"Let's go to the party," Xanther said again.

"Who are you?" Bat demanded. 

"Xanther Renthax, of course. I just told you that!" 

-

Symbol laughed and shoved all the pineapples to the side, using them to create a pineapple juice fountain.

Taeinid stood to the side, somewhat confused by the sudden creation of a pineapple fountain. 

"I think I'll just go eat."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

He held up his own invitation. "I'm a Narrator, of course!" 

-

Symbol accepted her polite greeting, initiated some small talk, and gave her a handshake before she left.

She blinked.

"What? How did you get in here?"

-

aw :3

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

4 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

"Oh, that's wonderful!" She grinned. "How's that going for you?" 

"Of course!" Assuming he'd folded the invitation, they appeared in a beautiful courtyard overlooked by a castle. 

"Wonderful to meet you," Symbol greeted. 

"Hello, Kiri!" Symbol, the dark-haired host, wore a beautiful purple gown. "Welcome to the party, and happy 4000 pages!" 

She'd arrived in a courtyard overlooked by a grand castle and surrounded by beautiful gardens. 

“ ‘preccitated as it is I may not be able to stick round fer long, I’ve got… otherworldly business to attend to ‘ut I’ll stay as long as ossible to oin in da revelry”

Edited April 22, 2025 by Heřãłðøfľõvê

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Oh, that's wonderful!" She grinned. "How's that going for you?" 

"Great! Though in the time period oh when i last saw everyone. I died like twice. Apparently me and pyk caught lucifer and we are both now half possessed so..."

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

12 minutes ago, Hawks said:

“Im no longer single!!”

“Ats Great m appy fer ye”

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Heřãłðøfľõvê said:

“Ats Great m appy fer ye”

She looks over. “Oh hey whats your name?”

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Just now, Hawks said:

She looks over. “Oh hey whats your name?”

“Meh name? Eh cell meh joe. Whas yurs?”

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Heřãłðøfľõvê said:

“Meh name? Eh cell meh joe. Whas yurs?”

“Hi joe im Asher.” She held out her hand for a handshake

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

7 minutes ago, Hawks said:

“Hi joe im Asher.” She held out her hand for a handshake

“Ey der I ha to ger ut I ook ferd te mer conversation laer”

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

17 minutes ago, epl2 said:

Pob pointedly ignored the invitation floating above his head, refusing to look at it. 

 

Taeinid stood to the side, somewhat confused by the sudden creation of a pineapple fountain. 

"I think I'll just go eat."

The invitation dropped sadly. 

-

“By all means!” She led him through the grand doors into the dance hall. Tables around the edges of the room were filled to the brim with food and drinks, as well as periodic areas with armchairs where guests could sit and talk as they ate. The floor in the middle of the room was empty, and tiny silver instruments floating above played soft, happy music while floating crystals refracted the light of a glowing chandelier all over the room. 

15 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

She blinked.

"What? How did you get in here?"

-

aw :3

Xanther snorted and began to laugh. 

‘How did I get in here’. You’re funny!”

-

exploits :3

14 minutes ago, Heřãłðøfľõvê said:

“ ‘preccitated as it is I may not be able to stick round fer long, I’ve got… otherworldly business to attend to ‘ut I’ll stay as long as ossible to oin in da revelry”

“We’re glad to have you for as long as you’re here.” She smiled. 

14 minutes ago, Hawks said:

"Great! Though in the time period oh when i last saw everyone. I died like twice. Apparently me and pyk caught lucifer and we are both now half possessed so..."

“That sounds like quite the adventure.” She grinned. 

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Heřãłðøfľõvê said:

“Ey der I ha to ger ut I ook ferd te mer conversation laer”

Uhm yeah i cant read that?

Just now, Bird Furious said:

The invitation dropped sadly. 

-

“By all means!” She led him through the grand doors into the dance hall. Tables around the edges of the room were filled to the brim with food and drinks, as well as periodic areas with armchairs where guests could sit and talk as they ate. The floor in the middle of the room was empty, and tiny silver instruments floating above played soft, happy music while floating crystals refracted the light of a glowing chandelier all over the room. 

Xanther snorted and began to laugh. 

‘How did I get in here’. You’re funny!”

-

exploits :3

“We’re glad to have you for as long as you’re here.” She smiled. 

“That sounds like quite the adventure.” She grinned. 

“It was! It was also very fun!”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Bird Furious said:

Xanther snorted and began to laugh. 

‘How did I get in here’. You’re funny!”

-

exploits :3

She pulled Bat around Xanther.

". . . Let's just go, Bat."

-

Wdym :3

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

11 minutes ago, Hawks said:

Uhm yeah i cant read that?

“It was! It was also very fun!”

Hey there I gotta go but I look forward to more conversation later

—what Haly thinks

”I’m so glad to hear that! Are you hungry?”

9 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

She pulled Bat around Xanther.

". . . Let's just go, Bat."

-

Wdym :3

Xanther shrugged. 

“I’ll give you what you want if you come to the party with me.”

”I can find it myself,” Bat growled. 

“In this part of town? The fake part?”

Bat froze. 

“You really think so little of me? I’ve protected my people far, FAR better than that, Whitlock,” Xanther laughed.

-

:P 

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Bird Furious said:

Hey there I gotta go but I look forward to more conversation later

—what Haly thinks

”I’m so glad to hear that! Are you hungry?”

Xanther shrugged. 

“I’ll give you what you want if you come to the party with me.”

”I can find it myself,” Bat growled. 

“In this part of town? The fake part?”

Bat froze. 

“You really think so little of me? I’ve protected my people far, FAR better than that, Whitlock,” Xanther laughed.

-

"sure"

I lowkey want her to meet people shevknew from before but now she's changed so much

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Bird Furious said:

Xanther shrugged. 

“I’ll give you what you want if you come to the party with me.”

”I can find it myself,” Bat growled. 

“In this part of town? The fake part?”

Bat froze. 

“You really think so little of me? I’ve protected my people far, FAR better than that, Whitlock,” Xanther laughed.

-

Tam sighed and stopped with Bat.

"Up to you, I guess . . ."

-

[Shatter He/Him]

37 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

“Hello, Kiri!” Symbol, the dark-haired host, wore a beautiful purple gown. “Welcome to the party, and happy 4000 pages!” 

"Ok. Thanks! Where's the food?"

She's a teen. Whaddayou expect? I hope you have enough food

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Hawks said:

"sure"

I lowkey want her to meet people shevknew from before but now she's changed so much

Bat should be along soon I think

She led her into the great hall, where the dance floor sparkled wirh refracted crystals. Tables along the edges were absolutely stacked with food and drinks, and periodically there were cozy little areas with armchairs and other furnishings where guests could talk while they ate. 

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Tam sighed and stopped with Bat.

"Up to you, I guess . . ."

-

“Wait,” Bat said. “Wait. This is… your city?” 

“Of course.”

”But you’re—“

”An Author, yes. Yes I am.”

Bat stopped, confused. “I… was gonna say Narrator.”

”Oh, I transcended that long ago.”

Just now, The Shattered Cosmere said:

"Ok. Thanks! Where's the food?"

She's a teen. Whaddayou expect? I hope you have enough food

Hehe. We have all the food. 

She led her inside to the ballroom described just above. “Eat all you want.”

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Bird Furious said:

Bat should be along soon I think

She led her into the great hall, where the dance floor sparkled wirh refracted crystals. Tables along the edges were absolutely stacked with food and drinks, and periodically there were cozy little areas with armchairs and other furnishings where guests could talk while they ate. 

Her eyes widened in aw “so pretty!”