The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Symbol grinned from the balcony above the huge double doors of her palace. 

Four thousand pages, and still the legacy continued. She’d see it continue far beyond this, she hoped. Five thousand, ten thousand, forty thousand. 

But for now, we celebrate. 

Every character in the Thread received an invitation floating directly over their heads. She used the template Sequence had created earlier, with her own note at the end. 

Greetings, beloved inhabitants of The Longest Thread! On behalf of this millennium's host, Symbol, I would like to formally invite you to a celebration for our Thread's 4,000th page! Can you believe it? 4,000 pages already! It feels just yesterday we were celebrating 3,000! There will be festivities, refreshments, and everything of the sort located at Symbol's castle! 

With love and appreciation,

Narrator and co-host, Sequence

P.S. Folding the invitation twice will teleport you to the venue seamlessly! (But the feature will be inactive until the party begins)

P.S.II. Violence is not allowed. Also, don’t destroy anything, and don’t commit arson. -Symb. 

She grinned down at her newly refurbished castle and her lush, beautiful courtyard. A small corner of the Thread, yes, but still hers. 

“A place worth protecting,” she said aloud, then turned to go greet her guests. 
 

Edited April 22, 2025 by Bird Furious

[Existential]

1 minute ago, Bird Furious said:

"All the tribes were battling. I'm guessing that ended, since it's been over a thousand years..."

“We still war. I don’t think we will ever stop,” he grumbled, staring at his plate. “I should probably try to get you two up to modern standards, so what do yoy want to learn first?”

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Bacon gasped. "A party? How excellent! Where is the venue?"

"My castle." She indicated the invitation floating over his head.

1 minute ago, Dabi said:

“We still war. I don’t think we will ever stop,” he grumbled, staring at his plate. “I should probably try to get you two up to modern standards, so what do yoy want to learn first?”

She shrugged, then frowned at the piece of paper above her head. See my post above. "A party?" 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Symbol grinned from the balcony above the huge double doors of her palace. 

Four thousand pages, and still the legacy continued. She’d see it continue far beyond this, she hoped. Five thousand, ten thousand, forty thousand. 

But for now, we celebrate. 

Every character in the Thread received an invitation. She used the template Sequence had created earlier, with her own note at the end. 

Greetings, beloved inhabitants of The Longest Thread! On behalf of this millennium's host, Symbol, I would like to formally invite you to a celebration for our Thread's 4,000th page! Can you believe it? 4,000 pages already! It feels just yesterday we were celebrating 3,000! There will be festivities, refreshments, and everything of the sort located at Symbol's castle! 

With love and appreciation,

Narrator and co-host, Sequence

P.S. Folding the invitation twice will teleport you to the venue seamlessly! (But the feature will be inactive until the party begins)

P.S.II. Violence is not allowed. Also, don’t destroy anything, and don’t commit arson. -Symb. 

She grinned down at her newly refurbished castle and her lush, beautiful courtyard. A small corner of the Thread, yes, but still hers. 

“A place worth protecting,” she said aloud, then turned to go greet her guests. 
 

Afterimage was already there. “Finally.”

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Afterimage was already there. “Finally.”

He stood in a shiny new courtyard in front of an elegant castle. 

"Welcome!" Sequence said, spreading her arms. "It's wonderful to meet you, Afterimage. Happy 4000 posts!  " 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

He stood in a shiny new courtyard in front of an elegant castle. 

"Welcome!" Sequence said, spreading her arms. "It's wonderful to meet you, Afterimage. Happy 4000 posts!  " 

Afterimage looked around. “Mmhmmm… I do wish my Author is on enough to not miss all the arrivals.”

Edited April 22, 2025 by SpiritOfWrath

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

53 minutes ago, epl2 said:

Pob quicly glances around before speaking. 

"Ye know what I's talkin' 'bout. They're there." 

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm sorry I think I missed your last post- what was Iaeimin doing?

50 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

The man was watching them from an alley. How long had they been here? 

 Bat led her down the street looking for a shop. 

How long had who been there?

She followed happily.

"So . . . how long have you known this place existed?"

27 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Bacon yelped. "Ah! Do I know you, perchance?"

You are close to surpassing me in post count...

I'm so proud

yeah I am . . .

oh really? hehe thanks 

8 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Symbol grinned from the balcony above the huge double doors of her palace. 

Four thousand pages, and still the legacy continued. She’d see it continue far beyond this, she hoped. Five thousand, ten thousand, forty thousand. 

But for now, we celebrate. 

Every character in the Thread received an invitation floating directly over their heads. She used the template Sequence had created earlier, with her own note at the end. 

Greetings, beloved inhabitants of The Longest Thread! On behalf of this millennium's host, Symbol, I would like to formally invite you to a celebration for our Thread's 4,000th page! Can you believe it? 4,000 pages already! It feels just yesterday we were celebrating 3,000! There will be festivities, refreshments, and everything of the sort located at Symbol's castle! 

With love and appreciation,

Narrator and co-host, Sequence

P.S. Folding the invitation twice will teleport you to the venue seamlessly! (But the feature will be inactive until the party begins)

P.S.II. Violence is not allowed. Also, don’t destroy anything, and don’t commit arson. -Symb. 

She grinned down at her newly refurbished castle and her lush, beautiful courtyard. A small corner of the Thread, yes, but still hers. 

“A place worth protecting,” she said aloud, then turned to go greet her guests. 
 

And so it begins . . .

Tam and Bat did not receive the invitations quite yet, as they were still in the Nullite caverns.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Afterimage looked around. “Mmhmmm… I do wish my Author is on enough to not miss all the arrivals.”

“I’m sure your Author can find time in his boring daily schedule.” She glared threateningly at @SpiritOfWrath.

Don’t worry, last time the party went on for tens of pages. 

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm sorry I think I missed your last post- what was Iaeimin doing?

How long had who been there?

She followed happily.

"So . . . how long have you known this place existed?"

yeah I am . . .

oh really? hehe thanks 

And so it begins . . .

Tam and Bat did not receive the invitations quite yet, as they were still in the Nullite caverns.

The man, sorry. Just tryna highlight that he wasn’t there before. 

They did receive the invitations, as the four thousand page party only happened once. Ever. 

“Oh,” Bat said. “Cool. Look at that.”

[Existential]

9 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

"My castle." She indicated the invitation floating over his head.

She shrugged, then frowned at the piece of paper above her head. See my post above. "A party?" 

I’m confused

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, Bird Furious said:

“I’m sure your Author can find time in his boring daily schedule.” She glared threateningly at @SpiritOfWrath.

Don’t worry, last time the party went on for tens of pages. 

“Well, he has… he has lots and lots of work, according to Drin.”

this guy knows he ain’t real, but isn’t thread aware, ya know?

And ya - I’ve gotten a number of zeros

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

9 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Symbol grinned from the balcony above the huge double doors of her palace. 

Four thousand pages, and still the legacy continued. She’d see it continue far beyond this, she hoped. Five thousand, ten thousand, forty thousand. 

But for now, we celebrate. 

Every character in the Thread received an invitation floating directly over their heads. She used the template Sequence had created earlier, with her own note at the end. 

Greetings, beloved inhabitants of The Longest Thread! On behalf of this millennium's host, Symbol, I would like to formally invite you to a celebration for our Thread's 4,000th page! Can you believe it? 4,000 pages already! It feels just yesterday we were celebrating 3,000! There will be festivities, refreshments, and everything of the sort located at Symbol's castle! 

With love and appreciation,

Narrator and co-host, Sequence

P.S. Folding the invitation twice will teleport you to the venue seamlessly! (But the feature will be inactive until the party begins)

P.S.II. Violence is not allowed. Also, don’t destroy anything, and don’t commit arson. -Symb. 

She grinned down at her newly refurbished castle and her lush, beautiful courtyard. A small corner of the Thread, yes, but still hers. 

“A place worth protecting,” she said aloud, then turned to go greet her guests. 
 

Taeinid considered the piece of paper thoughtfully. After a bit of contemplation, he pulled a large stone out of his pouch and wrapped the letter around it. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 minutes ago, Dabi said:

I’m confused

Heres the post 

19 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Symbol grinned from the balcony above the huge double doors of her palace. 

Four thousand pages, and still the legacy continued. She’d see it continue far beyond this, she hoped. Five thousand, ten thousand, forty thousand. 

But for now, we celebrate. 

Every character in the Thread received an invitation floating directly over their heads. She used the template Sequence had created earlier, with her own note at the end. 

Greetings, beloved inhabitants of The Longest Thread! On behalf of this millennium's host, Symbol, I would like to formally invite you to a celebration for our Thread's 4,000th page! Can you believe it? 4,000 pages already! It feels just yesterday we were celebrating 3,000! There will be festivities, refreshments, and everything of the sort located at Symbol's castle! 

With love and appreciation,

Narrator and co-host, Sequence

P.S. Folding the invitation twice will teleport you to the venue seamlessly! (But the feature will be inactive until the party begins)

P.S.II. Violence is not allowed. Also, don’t destroy anything, and don’t commit arson. -Symb. 

She grinned down at her newly refurbished castle and her lush, beautiful courtyard. A small corner of the Thread, yes, but still hers. 

“A place worth protecting,” she said aloud, then turned to go greet her guests. 
 

5 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

“Well, he has… he has lots and lots of work, according to Drin.”

this guy knows he ain’t real, but isn’t thread aware, ya know?

And ya - I’ve gotten a number of zeros

Oop  

“Well, enjoy it while you’re here! Refreshments and music inside. I’m sure I could conjure up a dance partner, too, if you’re interested.”

5 minutes ago, epl2 said:

Taeinid considered the piece of paper thoughtfully. After a bit of contemplation, he pulled a large stone out of his pouch and wrapped the letter around it. 

Fascinating. 

I don’t get it  

Edited April 22, 2025 by Bird Furious

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Heres the post 

Oop  

“Well, enjoy it while you’re here! Refreshments and music inside. I’m sure I could conjure up a dance partner, too, if you’re interested.”

Fascinating. 

I don’t get it  

Taeinid pressed his ear against it and listened. Making a decision, he folded the invitation, appearing at the party. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

3 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Heres the post 

Oop  

“Well, enjoy it while you’re here! Refreshments and music inside. I’m sure I could conjure up a dance partner, too, if you’re interested.”

Fascinating. 

I don’t get it  

Afterimage scoffed. “I’m not even human - not even alive, actually. In fact, this body isn’t even me.”

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, epl2 said:

Taeinid pressed his ear against it and listened. Making a decision, he folded the invitation, appearing at the party. 

He arrived in a beautiful courtyard surrounded by gardens and overlooked by a grand castle. Tiny candles floated in the air, despite it only being late afternoon for now. 

"Hello!" A grinning, dark-haired woman wearing a long purple-and-silver gown walked over. "I'm Symbol. Welcome to the 4000 page party!" 

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Afterimage scoffed. “I’m not even human - not even alive, actually. In fact, this body isn’t even me.”

"That doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to dance!" 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Just now, Bird Furious said:

He arrived in a beautiful courtyard surrounded by gardens and overlooked by a grand castle. Tiny candles floated in the air, despite it only being late afternoon for now. 

"Hello!" A grinning, dark-haired woman wearing a long purple-and-silver gown walked over. "I'm Symbol. Welcome to the 4000 page party!" 

"That doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to dance!" 

"Hello."

Taeinid pointed at the candles. 

"What are those?"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

19 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

The man, sorry. Just tryna highlight that he wasn’t there before. 

They did receive the invitations, as the four thousand page party only happened once. Ever. 

“Oh,” Bat said. “Cool. Look at that.”

Oh ye

She blinked, nabbed the invitations, and glanced around nervously.

". . . We need to be careful with these."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, epl2 said:

"Hello."

Taeinid pointed at the candles. 

"What are those?"

"Floating sticks of wax that I'll light after it gets dark! Would you like any food or drinks?"

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Oh ye

She blinked, nabbed the invitations, and glanced around nervously.

". . . We need to be careful with these."

"Yeah," Bat agreed, carefully folded it in half only one time, and stuck it in his bag pressed between the pages of his notebook. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Bird Furious said:

"Yeah," Bat agreed, carefully folded it in half only one time, and stuck it in his bag pressed between the pages of his notebook. 

". . . Can't believe it's already page 4000. I feel like we were just at the page 3000 party . . . anyway, do you have anywhere you want to go in mind?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

37 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Symbol grinned from the balcony above the huge double doors of her palace. 

Four thousand pages, and still the legacy continued. She’d see it continue far beyond this, she hoped. Five thousand, ten thousand, forty thousand. 

But for now, we celebrate. 

Every character in the Thread received an invitation floating directly over their heads. She used the template Sequence had created earlier, with her own note at the end. 

Greetings, beloved inhabitants of The Longest Thread! On behalf of this millennium's host, Symbol, I would like to formally invite you to a celebration for our Thread's 4,000th page! Can you believe it? 4,000 pages already! It feels just yesterday we were celebrating 3,000! There will be festivities, refreshments, and everything of the sort located at Symbol's castle! 

With love and appreciation,

Narrator and co-host, Sequence

P.S. Folding the invitation twice will teleport you to the venue seamlessly! (But the feature will be inactive until the party begins)

P.S.II. Violence is not allowed. Also, don’t destroy anything, and don’t commit arson. -Symb. 

She grinned down at her newly refurbished castle and her lush, beautiful courtyard. A small corner of the Thread, yes, but still hers. 

“A place worth protecting,” she said aloud, then turned to go greet her guests. 
 

Bacon folded the invitation enthusiastically.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

"Floating sticks of wax that I'll light after it gets dark! Would you like any food or drinks?"

"Yeah," Bat agreed, carefully folded it in half only one time, and stuck it in his bag pressed between the pages of his notebook. 

"I have eyes. But yes. What do you have?" 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Bacon folded the invitation enthusiastically.

Is Bacon returning to us?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

". . . Can't believe it's already page 4000. I feel like we were just at the page 3000 party . . . anyway, do you have anywhere you want to go in mind?"

"I think we just need to find a--"

The man appeared in front of them with a flff of smoke, making Bat jump and squeak. 

"Oh, calm down," he said, tossing his long, luscious hair. He wore a red suit coat. "Let's get introductions out of the way. My name is Xanther Renthax. You're Tam Lennox, and you're Bat Whitlock. Wonderful to finally meet you both, even if I personally would have postponed this meeting. Now--- I believe there's a party going on? Shall we go?" 

Bat just stared at him. 

6 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Bacon folded the invitation enthusiastically.

Symbol greeted him in the courtyard of her castle with the same enthusiasm. "Wonderful of you to come! Happy 4000 pages!" 

5 minutes ago, epl2 said:

"I have eyes. But yes. What do you have?" 

"Anything you can think of," she replied cheerfully. "Unspecified food and beverages, including but not limited to roast beef, cider, wine, cheese, pineapples..." she looked around. She wouldn't mind meeting Selppaenip here, too. "Anything you want. We have music and dancing, too!" 

[Keke They/he]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I think I’m going to sleep now.

The voice stopped.

 

 

Afterimage gasped dramatically. “I almost missed it! Page 4000 is  almost here!”

 

52 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Symbol grinned from the balcony above the huge double doors of her palace. 

Four thousand pages, and still the legacy continued. She’d see it continue far beyond this, she hoped. Five thousand, ten thousand, forty thousand. 

But for now, we celebrate. 

Every character in the Thread received an invitation floating directly over their heads. She used the template Sequence had created earlier, with her own note at the end. 

Greetings, beloved inhabitants of The Longest Thread! On behalf of this millennium's host, Symbol, I would like to formally invite you to a celebration for our Thread's 4,000th page! Can you believe it? 4,000 pages already! It feels just yesterday we were celebrating 3,000! There will be festivities, refreshments, and everything of the sort located at Symbol's castle! 

With love and appreciation,

Narrator and co-host, Sequence

P.S. Folding the invitation twice will teleport you to the venue seamlessly! (But the feature will be inactive until the party begins)

P.S.II. Violence is not allowed. Also, don’t destroy anything, and don’t commit arson. -Symb. 

She grinned down at her newly refurbished castle and her lush, beautiful courtyard. A small corner of the Thread, yes, but still hers. 

“A place worth protecting,” she said aloud, then turned to go greet her guests. 
 

Asher went to said party forcibly dragging pyk. "Helo I'm sorry. It seems i missed this during chaos. But I dragged pyk and I have news!!"

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

"I think we just need to find a--"

The man appeared in front of them with a flff of smoke, making Bat jump and squeak. 

"Oh, calm down," he said, tossing his long, luscious hair. He wore a red suit coat. "Let's get introductions out of the way. My name is Xanther Renthax. You're Tam Lennox, and you're Bat Whitlock. Wonderful to finally meet you both, even if I personally would have postponed this meeting. Now--- I believe there's a party going on? Shall we go?" 

Bat just stared at him. 

Symbol greeted him in the courtyard of her castle with the same enthusiasm. "Wonderful of you to come! Happy 4000 pages!" 

"Anything you can think of," she replied cheerfully. "Unspecified food and beverages, including but not limited to roast beef, cider, wine, cheese, pineapples..." she looked around. She wouldn't mind meeting Selppaenip here, too. "Anything you want. We have music and dancing, too!" 

Excitedly, Taeinid asked, "Do you have mushrooms?"