The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

Ruia appeared. “I’m going to assume you meant me.”

“Yes, I did. Do you want a blade? I have Mentor, one of the true ones. You control an army, and Malevolence is a likely a useful ally despite his assistance on ‘evil’. I like him.” 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

“Yes, I did. Do you want a blade? I have Mentor, one of the true ones. You control an army, and Malevolence is a likely a useful ally despite his assistance on ‘evil’. I like him.” 

She narrowed her eyes. “A true blade? Not generated by Cursed Treasure?”

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

She narrowed her eyes. “A true blade? Not generated by Cursed Treasure?”

Rebus raises an eyebrow. “Cursed Treasure… oh. Interesting… Yes, this one is a true blade, it seems. That could be an issue, perhaps. I will try to reduce the fallout, but we need these blades if we are to fight Desolation and I do not wish to cause a panic by making people reject them. Nothing bad has yet occurred, other than the threat against Rebel.” 

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Rose didn’t. 

Nah I’ll let her have smth else 

Rose offered hers. 

The rabbit ate it happily.

16 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

Rebus, not expecting that turn of events, hands the rabbit another blade. “Do you get the relevant powers? I can help you reach the actual vault, so you can eat the dangerous ones.” 

Rebus says a Name, trying to find the ash spreader, whose name his Author had forgotten. “

The rabbit eats this Blade as well. Of course I get stronger after eating good food. You'll give me more?

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

Just now, NameIess said:

The rabbit eats this Blade as well. Of course I get stronger after eating good food. You'll give me more?

“Yes, if you promise to assist me. Is antimatter palpable to you as well?” Rebus teleports a few blades to him, handing them to the rabbit. He almost hands a new blade to Rose, then changes his mind and constructs a small rod. @Halcyon The Only “Here. This is a powerful, multifunction laser, if you would like it.” 

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

“Yes, if you promise to assist me. Is antimatter palpable to you as well?” Rebus teleports a few blades to him, handing them to the rabbit. He almost hands a new blade to Rose, then changes his mind and constructs a small rod. @Halcyon The Only “Here. This is a powerful, multifunction laser, if you would like it.” 

Are there any true Plotblades in this bunch?

The rabbit begins chowing down happily. As it eats, it begins to swell slightly in size.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

8 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

Rebus raises an eyebrow. “Cursed Treasure… oh. Interesting… Yes, this one is a true blade, it seems. That could be an issue, perhaps. I will try to reduce the fallout, but we need these blades if we are to fight Desolation and I do not wish to cause a panic by making people reject them. Nothing bad has yet occurred, other than the threat against Rebel.” 

She took the blade. “Mentor, you say?”

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

“Yes, if you promise to assist me. Is antimatter palpable to you as well?” Rebus teleports a few blades to him, handing them to the rabbit. He almost hands a new blade to Rose, then changes his mind and constructs a small rod. @Halcyon The Only “Here. This is a powerful, multifunction laser, if you would like it.” 

Her eyes lit up and it was out of his hand before he could blink. “Thank you.”

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

Just now, NameIess said:

Are there any true Plotblades in this bunch?

The rabbit begins chowing down happily. As it eats, it begins to swell slightly in size.

No. Rebus only has a couple, and would rather not give one to the rabbit. 
Rebus smiles at the rabbit, glad he’s pacified it. 

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

She took the blade. “Mentor, you say?”

Her eyes lit up and it was out of his hand before he could blink. “Thank you.”

“Yes. I believe it empowers those you teach, while simultaneously making you vastly more powerful than them to justify your role.” 
Rebus smiles at Rose. “I hope you find use of it. It has an adjustable-brightness light that goes up to molten slag-inducing levels, an electrolaser, a plasma cutter, a force field umbrella that protects you from heat, and a phone charging port. It runs off an antimatter battery and would last a few hours at continuous full power, so if you figure out how to break it there will be a large explosion. Luckily, it should be indestructible to conventional means and your ash powers.” 

[NameIess]

Just now, Dragonheir said:

Rebus smiles at the rabbit, glad he’s pacified it. 

The rabbit finishes the Plotblades. Delicious. Now, give me more.

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

Just now, NameIess said:

The rabbit finishes the Plotblades. Delicious. Now, give me more.

Rebus hands the rabbit a fist-sized device. “Here. This will bring you to the vault. Once you eat those Plotblades, you may potentially be the size of a mountain. After that, I’m out of powerful food. I can get you antimatter, as I said.” 

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

Rebus hands the rabbit a fist-sized device. “Here. This will bring you to the vault. Once you eat those Plotblades, you may potentially be the size of a mountain. After that, I’m out of powerful food. I can get you antimatter, as I said.” 

The rabbit vanished immediately.

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

1 minute ago, NameIess said:

The rabbit vanished immediately.

Rebus almost strands the rabbit there, realizing he’ll likely regret these choices. He doesn’t; an angry Plotrabbit is likely a big problem once it tunnels its way out. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

No. Rebus only has a couple, and would rather not give one to the rabbit. 
Rebus smiles at the rabbit, glad he’s pacified it. 

“Yes. I believe it empowers those you teach, while simultaneously making you vastly more powerful than them to justify your role.” 
Rebus smiles at Rose. “I hope you find use of it. It has an adjustable-brightness light that goes up to molten slag-inducing levels, an electrolaser, a plasma cutter, a force field umbrella that protects you from heat, and a phone charging port. It runs off an antimatter battery and would last a few hours at continuous full power, so if you figure out how to break it there will be a large explosion. Luckily, it should be indestructible to conventional means and your ash powers.” 

Ruia smiled. “Wonderful. Thank you very much.” 

Rose grinned. “Sweet.” She turned it on, etching her name into the ground. 

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Ruia smiled. “Wonderful. Thank you very much.” 

Rose grinned. “Sweet.” She turned it on, etching her name into the ground. 

Rebus nods. “We’ll need all the help we can get, and you’re the best person for the blade. Perhaps you can expand your class, actually.” 
The laser is quite intuitive, using a wheel and button that predicts the intended setting change. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

Rebus nods. “We’ll need all the help we can get, and you’re the best person for the blade. Perhaps you can expand your class, actually.” 
The laser is quite intuitive, using a wheel and button that predicts the intended setting change. 

She raised an eyebrow. “You’re asking for my tutelage.”

Rose liked it. 

Bat reappeared, stumbling a little. “I couldn’t find any salad,” he told Rose. Then he paused. “Wh… what happened here?”

@Through The Living Glass @TwinStorm

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Bat reappeared, stumbling a little. “I couldn’t find any salad,” he told Rose. Then he paused. “Wh… what happened here?”

"Bat!" Tam exclaimed, face lighting up. She stood and walked over to greet him.

"Hey, welcome back! How are you feeling?"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

"Bat!" Tam exclaimed, face lighting up. She stood and walked over to greet him.

"Hey, welcome back! How are you feeling?"

He smiled best he could. “Oh, I’m fine. Just couldn’t find any chicken salad. You know how it is, that pesky darn elusive salad.”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

He smiled best he could. “Oh, I’m fine. Just couldn’t find any chicken salad. You know how it is, that pesky darn elusive salad.”

She grinned. "I don't think I've heard you say "pesky" or "darn" before, Bat."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

She grinned. "I don't think I've heard you say "pesky" or "darn" before, Bat."

He turned red. “Oh. I… guess I haven’t said them before, then.” 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

He turned red. “Oh. I… guess I haven’t said them before, then.” 

"It's okay! Just different." She shrugged. "Nothing wrong with that."

"Anyways, look what I got!"

She summoned her recently-acquired Plotblade.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"It's okay! Just different." She shrugged. "Nothing wrong with that."

"Anyways, look what I got!"

She summoned her recently-acquired Plotblade.

“That’s cool,” he said. “Uh… big. Big sword.”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

“That’s cool,” he said. “Uh… big. Big sword.”

She grinned even wider. "It's a Plotblade! I'm not sure which one, though . . . I haven't bother to find out yet."

"And actually, I don't know how to use it. Oh well. I'll figure it out."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

She grinned even wider. "It's a Plotblade! I'm not sure which one, though . . . I haven't bother to find out yet."

"And actually, I don't know how to use it. Oh well. I'll figure it out."

“Nice. Please don’t cut off my head by accident. —Or on purpose. I don’t think I’d like that.” He sat down. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

12 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

“Nice. Please don’t cut off my head by accident. —Or on purpose. I don’t think I’d like that.” He sat down. 

"I won't!" She dismissed it and sat next to him.

She summoned a bowl of chicken salad and handed it to him. "You said you weren't able to find any?"

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

42 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

She raised an eyebrow. “You’re asking for my tutelage.”

Rose liked it. 

Bat reappeared, stumbling a little. “I couldn’t find any salad,” he told Rose. Then he paused. “Wh… what happened here?”

@Through The Living Glass @TwinStorm

“Yes. I feel like you could teach me things, especially now that you have this blade. But I am not the only person you should teach; a relatively large group of apprentices may help turn the tide.” 

18 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

“Nice. Please don’t cut off my head by accident. —Or on purpose. I don’t think I’d like that.” He sat down. 

“Don’t worry. I’ll put you back together if that happens. Regardless, that particular blade may be Believed Dead or something. I would offer you a blade,  but I’ve used most of them to bribe a ravenous rabbit, and you have the Notblades, which are likely more useful than these.”