The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

She narrowed her eyes at him.

"Cricket . . ."

"Aw, yay!"

"Of course! They're delicious!"

He lunged forward and stole the rolling pin out of her hands, quickly ate it, and curled up on the floor, content.

Vyz is the best lol

He stared into the flames. "Tam.... listen. He had shot Bat, and was going to kill me. Whatever you did, it was necessary."

[echo74 she/her]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

She narrowed her eyes at him.

"Cricket . . ."

"Aw, yay!"

"Of course! They're delicious!"

He lunged forward and stole the rolling pin out of her hands, quickly ate it, and curled up on the floor, content.

"Well..." she said, picking up the sandwich she'd thrown at Vyz earlier. "At least I still have two sandwiches."

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

"A tale to live into the ages!"

"Please write it. I need to laugh right now or I'll cry because 68 of my sandwiches got eaten."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Vyz is the best lol

He stared into the flames. "Tam.... listen. He had shot Bat, and was going to kill me. Whatever you did, it was necessary."

Yeah

So . . . we gonna tell the real Vyz about this?

"Cricket, what did I do?" she stressed.

Just now, echo74 said:

"Well..." she said, picking up the sandwich she'd thrown at Vyz earlier. "At least I still have two sandwiches."

One of the sandwiches suddenly exploded. It was a small explosion, but an explosion nonetheless.

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

Leopold lets out an unearthly howl and raises a hand to the single snarl in his otherwise perfect blue hair. He howls again and snatches the bird from the air. He stares into its eyes with a gaze so intense that the bird crumbles to dust.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, echo74 said:

"Well..." she said, picking up the sandwich she'd thrown at Vyz earlier. "At least I still have two sandwiches."

"Please write it. I need to laugh right now or I'll cry because 68 of my sandwiches got eaten."

 

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Yeah

So . . . we gonna tell the real Vyz about this?

"Cricket, what did I do?" she stressed.

One of the sandwiches suddenly exploded. It was a small explosion, but an explosion nonetheless.

Lady Bug fround at the exploded sandwich. "Annoying. Would you like me to fix your sandwiches?" 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Yeah

So . . . we gonna tell the real Vyz about this?

"Cricket, what did I do?" she stressed.

One of the sandwiches suddenly exploded. It was a small explosion, but an explosion nonetheless.

he already knows about Vyz the Vindow Viper from tbftS

"You... you killed him." Cricket stared into the flames. "With Narration."

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Yeah

So . . . we gonna tell the real Vyz about this?

"Cricket, what did I do?" she stressed.

One of the sandwiches suddenly exploded. It was a small explosion, but an explosion nonetheless.

"Well... at least I have you," she said, patting her one remaining sandwich. "We will be best friends.

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

 

Lady Bug fround at the exploded sandwich. "Annoying. Would you like me to fix your sandwiches?" 

"You can... fix them?"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

Leopold lets out an unearthly howl and raises a hand to the single snarl in his otherwise perfect blue hair. He howls again and snatches the bird from the air. He stares into its eyes with a gaze so intense that the bird crumbles to dust.

Poor birdie.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, echo74 said:

"Well... at least I have you," she said, patting her one remaining sandwich. "We will be best friends.

"You can... fix them?"

The sandwich exploded.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

he already knows about Vyz the Vindow Viper from tbftS

"You... you killed him." Cricket stared into the flames. "With Narration."

She stared at him.

". . . What?"

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

The sandwich exploded.

But it exploded into a hundred mini sandwiches.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, echo74 said:

"Well... at least I have you," she said, patting her one remaining sandwich. "We will be best friends.

"You can... fix them?"

"If you like, yes!" 

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

She stared at him.

". . . What?"

But it exploded into a hundred mini sandwiches.

Lady Bug gathered these. They were absolutely beautiful. 

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Poor birdie.

Still afire with rage, Leopold stretches forth his hand and the very essence of the universe congeals in his hand into an ornate hairbrush. Leopold runs it once through his hair. The snarl disappears. Leopold immediately returns to his old self.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

She stared at him.

". . . What?"

But it exploded into a hundred mini sandwiches.

"Tam, it's fine, it was Stone. He was a monster who was trying to kill Bat and, well, you know." he said hurriedly. "What you did, well, he deserved it."

[echo74 she/her]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

The sandwich exploded.

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

She stared at him.

". . . What?"

But it exploded into a hundred mini sandwiches.

Celena started eating them. "Yum, yum, yum."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

Lady Bug gathered these. They were absolutely beautiful. 

One of the sandwiches started vibrating.

[echo74 she/her]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

"If you like, yes!" 

Lady Bug gathered these. They were absolutely beautiful. 

"Yes," she sniffed. "My babies got eaten by all the evil birds."

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

One of the sandwiches started vibrating.

Another sandwich punched that one, cause the vibrating was annoying.

[echo74 she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Another sandwich punched that one, cause the vibrating was annoying.

A third sandwich started doing the floss.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, echo74 said:

A third sandwich started doing the floss.

The sandwich punched that sandwich too.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

One of the sandwiches started vibrating.

"Ooooh." 

1 minute ago, echo74 said:

"Yes," she sniffed. "My babies got eaten by all the evil birds."

She snapped. A pile of sandwiches appeared. 

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Another sandwich punched that one, cause the vibrating was annoying.

"Now, be nice," she chided to her mini sandwiches. 

Just now, echo74 said:

A third sandwich started doing the floss.

"Hmm. Nice." 

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

2 minutes ago, echo74 said:

A third sandwich started doing the floss.

Leopold sat in the midst of this insanity, calm, like a pillar of serenity and perfect hair. A pillar of heavenly light descended around him.

Edited January 2, 2025 by WhiteHairedDrifter

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"Tam, it's fine, it was Stone. He was a monster who was trying to kill Bat and, well, you know." he said hurriedly. "What you did, well, he deserved it."

She squeezed her eyes shut, hands trembling.

"I don't care if he deserved it," she said shakily. "I don't . . . I didn't-"

She sat up and put her head in her hands. ". . . I really killed him? Do you know for sure?"

[echo74 she/her]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

The sandwich punched that sandwich too.

The sandwich started to sing Mozart's Queen of the Night aria.

Edited January 2, 2025 by echo74

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

The sandwich punched that sandwich too.

Must be an oldest sibling.

Relatable.

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

"Ooooh." 

She snapped. A pile of sandwiches appeared. 

"Now, be nice," she chided to her mini sandwiches. 

"Hmm. Nice." 

Celena started gobbling those down. "Yay."