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Just now, echo74 said:

"Yikes."

"You're at 54 sandwiches. Sixteen more to go."

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

Template becomes one sandwich. Unable to speak or be distinguished from the others, they silently panic. 

Trellin groaned, and started examining the sandwiches, trying to speak in their minds.

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3 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

XINO LIED TO ME THEN

I'VE BEEN LIED TOOOOOOOOOO

"Yeah, I'm exhausted." he said, accepting it. "Thanks. Are you okay?"

Trellin sighed, Narrating a gag over her mouth and a prison cell around her.

They vanished as they appeared. 

“Idiot,” she hissed. “You’ll pay for that. I’ll see that you pay.@ 

2 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

Template becomes one sandwich. Unable to speak or be distinguished from the others, they silently panic. 

“Oh, for the love of— BE A PERSON,” She roared. 

echo74

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3 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"You're at 54 sandwiches. Sixteen more to go."

Trellin groaned, and started examining the sandwiches, trying to speak in their minds.

Celena frowned. She kept getting distracted. She needed to focus. She grabbed exactly thirty-two pieces of bread, then the jar of jam and the jar of peanut butter. She had to do them all at once if she was going to finish this. 

She really wanted this job. 

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Through The Living Glass

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7 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

ik but its a whole thing

my parents don't like me reading those kinda novels idk why

Cricket smiled and closed his eyes, trying to sleep.

Huh. Weird.

Then again they won't let my brother read Michael Vey, so like 😂

7 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

She cackled. 

MUFFIN GANG DUDES 

WHAT THE HECK WHERE DID YOU GET BUFFET FROM 

Bat smiled timidly at him. “Uh… you don’t look good. Want an energy leaf?”

Xino. Personally, I like the name :P

Bird Furious

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5 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

Template, who was not the telepathic sandwich Trellin found, stops being a sandwich. "What kind?" 

“A CRAZY ONE,” she shrieked, then laughed. 

3 minutes ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

"YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD?!" I pound on the window and the glass shatters, dumping me into the middle of the room in a pile of sandwiches and glass shards.

Just now, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

Seizing hold of a sandwich, I bite down on it. "Finally!" Tears of joy come to my eyes.

 

“HOW DARE YOU IGNORE MY GIFT IF SANDWICHES, you INDOLENT little PEST!”

TwinStorm

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8 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

One sandwich speaks back. Please help. I'm a sandwich, and would like to not be one. 

Mr Sandwich, sir, are you a Narrator?

8 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

They vanished as they appeared. 

“Idiot,” she hissed. “You’ll pay for that. I’ll see that you pay.@ 

“Oh, for the love of— BE A PERSON,” She roared. 

Trellin sighed and ropes exploded from the walls, binding her.

6 minutes ago, echo74 said:

Celena frowned. She kept getting distracted. She needed to focus. She grabbed exactly thirty-two pieces of bread, then the jar of jam and the jar of peanut butter. She had to do them all at once if she was going to finish this. 

She really wanted this job. 

That was good, cause she had 40 seconds

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Huh. Weird.

Then again they won't let my brother read Michael Vey, so like 😂

Xino. Personally, I like the name :P

ik

its a thing

echo74

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4 minutes ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

Seizing hold of a sandwich, I bite down on it. "Finally!" Tears of joy come to my eyes.

Celena glared. "What did I say?"

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

“A CRAZY ONE,” she shrieked, then laughed. 

“HOW DARE YOU IGNORE MY GIFT IF SANDWICHES, you INDOLENT little PEST!”

"AND HOW DARE YOU EAT MINE?"

i got distracted for a second there lol

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Through the Living Heir

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Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

“A CRAZY ONE,” she shrieked, then laughed. 

Template smiles broadly and spins around in a circle. "That sounds fun. That person and I can be insane together." They tackle @WhiteHairedDrifter, trying to help Celena. "I was a sandwich earlier. You can eat me instead!" 

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Mr Sandwich, sir, are you a Narrator?

The sandwich continues to be a sandwich. I don't know what that is. I'm a sandwich. 

𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊

𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊

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4 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

“A CRAZY ONE,” she shrieked, then laughed. 

“HOW DARE YOU IGNORE MY GIFT IF SANDWICHES, you INDOLENT little PEST!”

I wave my hand dismissively, my noble bearing and confidence having returned at the taste of the sandwich.

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3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

wait wait wait I want a Bat-Cricket interaction 

hehehe

okay

Haly did you see this post? :D

@Halcyon The Only

Not manipulative at all what're you talking about

Yah c’mon Haly

let do this

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

Template smiles broadly and spins around in a circle. "That sounds fun. That person and I can be insane together." They tackle @WhiteHairedDrifter, trying to help Celena. "I was a sandwich earlier. You can eat me instead!" 

The sandwich continues to be a sandwich. I don't know what that is. I'm a sandwich. 

But you could be a person. he offered

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1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

Template smiles broadly and spins around in a circle. "That sounds fun. That person and I can be insane together." They tackle @WhiteHairedDrifter, trying to help Celena. "I was a sandwich earlier. You can eat me instead!" 

The sandwich continues to be a sandwich. I don't know what that is. I'm a sandwich. 

I lose some degree of confidence as I am toppled to the floor.

"Umm... No thank you-- er, if you would please... I'm afraid this won't do at all!"

echo74

echo74 she/her

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4 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

Template smiles broadly and spins around in a circle. "That sounds fun. That person and I can be insane together." They tackle @WhiteHairedDrifter, trying to help Celena. "I was a sandwich earlier. You can eat me instead!" 

The sandwich continues to be a sandwich. I don't know what that is. I'm a sandwich. 

"THANK YOU!"

Through the Living Heir

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2 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

But you could be a person. he offered

The sandwich would nod eagerly, but it is a sandwich. "I can? That would be nice, so nobody eats me." 

1 minute ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

I lose some degree of confidence as I am toppled to the floor.

"Umm... No thank you-- er, if you would please... I'm afraid this won't do at all!"

Just now, echo74 said:

"THANK YOU!"

Template smiles again, springing to their feet. "What would? You're welcome, fellow crazy person." 

Bird Furious

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7 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Mr Sandwich, sir, are you a Narrator?

Trellin sighed and ropes exploded from the walls, binding her.

That was good, cause she had 40 seconds

ik

its a thing

The ropes vanished. 

“You shall perish,” she snarled, “In shadow and fire. The fire that cleanses the land will cleanse you from it!”

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

wait wait wait I want a Bat-Cricket interaction 

hehehe

okay

Haly did you see this post? :D

@Halcyon The Only

Not manipulative at all what're you talking about

Oop mb

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Yah c’mon Haly

let do this

But you could be a person. he offered

“I’m okay.” He resisted the urge to look toward Stone. “I’m… I’m really glad you’re not dead.” He pulled out a very nice leather eyepatch. “You wanted one of these, right?”

echo74

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Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

A bird suddenly swooped down and ate the sandwich, then flew away.

This is so chaotic I love it lol

"That better not be my sandwich," Celena warned, because she wasn't really paying attention.

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Just now, Dragonheir said:

The sandwich would nod eagerly, but it is a sandwich. "I can? That would be nice, so nobody eats me." 

Template smiles again, springing to their feet. "What would? You're welcome, fellow crazy person." 

"CRAZY?! ME?!?!" I become considerable huffy at this point and the next few noises that come out of my mouth are utterly unintelligible.

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