The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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2 minutes ago, echo74 said:

"Probably bunnies. I'm convinced they're evil," she said, cramming some more sandwiches together. "You don't like bunnies, do you?"

celena is making sandwiches for her job interview rn

idk what everyone else is doing

Kk. You mind if I bust in super randomally?

[TwinStorm He/Him]

7 minutes ago, echo74 said:

"Probably bunnies. I'm convinced they're evil," she said, cramming some more sandwiches together. "You don't like bunnies, do you?"

celena is making sandwiches for her job interview rn

idk what everyone else is doing

"I have a bunny friend." he said, offended.

8 minutes ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

Sweet! Could I have a little context? I'm so confused.

no 

its very convoluted

rn one of my characters just survived nearly getting killed by his brother

it'll probably get simpler as plot winds down

we go through plot phases, where its very heavy plot then just like hijinks

4 minutes ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

Kk. You mind if I bust in super randomally?

that be how u join!

Edited January 2, 2025 by Ookla the Irreplaceable

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

15 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

"There are no underwater sandwiches. Now listen to me carefully. When it comes, run toward it."

Template nods. "I will remember that." 

11 minutes ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

Umm... Is this thread open to new characters?

Certainly! Effectively any character is valid, though a Mary Sue will typically have their god-like powers ignored. Controlling other people's characters without asking is frowned upon. As for context, there's a bunch of people called Narrators who regularly break the fourth wall and can alter reality. Several of them will probably appear to talk to your character and answer any questions. The largest plot right now involves a trial against someone who stole two magic weapons called Plotblades, but you don't really need to know that to join. Just show up and have your character be around as confused as you are. 

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"I have a bunny friend." he said, offended.

no 

its very convoluted

rn one of my characters just survived nearly getting killed by his brother

it'll probably get simpler as plot winds down

we go through plot phases, where its very heavy plot then just like hijinks

that be how u join!

"He's probably evil," Celena said. "You can never trust a bunny... with anything."

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Dragonheir said:

Template nods. "I will remember that." 

Certainly! Effectively any character is valid, though a Mary Sue will typically have their god-like powers ignored. Controlling other people's characters without asking is frowned upon. As for context, there's a bunch of people called Narrators who regularly break the fourth wall and can alter reality. Several of them will probably appear to talk to your character and answer any questions. The largest plot right now involves a trial against someone who stole two magic weapons called Plotblades, but you don't really need to know that to join. Just show up and have your character be around as confused as you are. 

tbf Narrators are basically gods 

(so is Rebus )

and I pretty sure largest plot is still Buffet Gang

just... yeah, do this

 

3 minutes ago, echo74 said:

"He's probably evil," Celena said. "You can never trust a bunny... with anything."

He raised an eyebrow. "Let me guess. You let the bunny operate the forklift?"

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8 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

That be how u join!

Magnificent.

 

6 minutes ago, echo74 said:

"He's probably evil," Clelena said. "You can never trust a bunny... with anything."

"I, LEOPOLD CERULEAN, SMELL SANDWICHES!!" I say, my noble, high-cheekboned face pressed against the window of the office, staring longingly inside. My head is topped by my namesake, an attractive mop of cerulean blue hair.

Edited January 2, 2025 by WhiteHairedDrifter

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

Magnificent.

 

"I, LEOPOLD CERULEAN, SMELL SANDWICHES!!" I say, my noble, high-cheekboned face pressed against the window of the office, staring longingly inside. My head is topped by my namesake, an attractive mop of cerulean blue hair.?

"Ah." remarked Trellin. "Well, then, um...., my apprentice, we have your first challenge. Appease this man, but don't stop making sandwiches."

[echo74 she/her]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

tbf Narrators are basically gods 

(so is Rebus )

and I pretty sure largest plot is still Buffet Gang

just... yeah, do this

 

He raised an eyebrow. "Let me guess. You let the bunny operate the forklift?"

"He was so cute. I couldn't say no."

1 minute ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

Magnificent.

 

"I, LEOPOLD CERULEAN, SMELL SANDWICHES!!" I say, my noble, high-cheekboned face pressed against the window of the office, staring longingly inside. My head is topped by my namesake, an attractive mop of cerulean blue hair.

"DON'T TOUCH THEM!" Celena yelped, stopping her sandwich-making to protect the sandwiches.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, echo74 said:

"But Snow's old. He's gonna die anyways. And he's lost all power and support."

i read like the first book

and then i watched the rest of the movies

(honestly a great way to spend ur flight)

gale or peeta?

GALE

GALE

*cough*

I have my reasons, and will be taking no questions.

Anyway.

Tam kept sleeping.

There.

*vanishes*

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"Ah." remarked Trellin. "Well, then, um...., my apprentice, we have your first challenge. Appease this man, but don't stop making sandwiches."

"Okay, okay," Celena said, going back to sandwich-making.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

Magnificent.

 

"I, LEOPOLD CERULEAN, SMELL SANDWICHES!!" I say, my noble, high-cheekboned face pressed against the window of the office, staring longingly inside. My head is topped by my namesake, an attractive mop of cerulean blue hair.

Yooooo welcome!

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, echo74 said:

"He was so cute. I couldn't say no."

"DON'T TOUCH THEM!" Celena yelped, stopping her sandwich-making to protect the sandwiches.

"Yes, bunnies have an uncanny habit to misuse construction equipment."

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

tbf Narrators are basically gods 

(so is Rebus )

and I pretty sure largest plot is still Buffet Gang

just... yeah, do this

 

That's how the powers get ignored - Narrators and Ennullers can fully no-sell you, and many beloved characters have plot armor. (I was honestly including Rebus in the people who get their god-like powers ignored. He is a Narrator, but he's been holding back because he's really overpowered anyway. Though I try to have the least plot armor for my characters as possible, though they're strong enough it's hard to get in a position to kill them.) 

The Buffet Gang isn't the largest plot, though it is the fastest and thus potentially most relevant. It only has 2 to 5 Authors involved at once, while I think the trial has dozens of less active Authors involved. 

2 minutes ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

Magnificent.

 

"I, LEOPOLD CERULEAN, SMELL SANDWICHES!!" I say, my noble, high-cheekboned face pressed against the window of the office, staring longingly inside. My head is topped by my namesake, an attractive mop of cerulean blue hair.?

Template looks at the newcomer from the corner, then back at Lady Bug (@Halcyon The Only). "See! I told you this wasn't underwater. That would be strange." 

[echo74 she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"Yes, bunnies have an uncanny habit to misuse construction equipment."

"Exactly! Evil!"

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

GALE

GALE

*cough*

I have my reasons, and will be taking no questions.

Anyway.

Tam kept sleeping.

There.

*vanishes*

tbf neither of us have actually read past the first book 

Cricket looked up. It was cold, and his wounds still hurt, even though they had been healed. He looked over at Tam, then struggled to reach his pack from where he had dropped it. He grabbed it, wincing and pulled it over, pulling out his blanket. He threw it over Tam. 

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

That's how the powers get ignored - Narrators and Ennullers can fully no-sell you, and many beloved characters have plot armor. (I was honestly including Rebus in the people who get their god-like powers ignored. He is a Narrator, but he's been holding back because he's really overpowered anyway. Though I try to have the least plot armor for my characters as possible, though they're strong enough it's hard to get in a position to kill them.) 

The Buffet Gang isn't the largest plot, though it is the fastest and thus potentially most relevant. It only has 2 to 5 Authors involved at once, while I think the trial has dozens of less active Authors involved. 

Template looks at the newcomer from the corner, then back at Lady Bug (@Halcyon The Only). "See! I told you this wasn't underwater. That would be strange." 

tbf, Buffet Gang is kinda small rn but has been the largest for a while. plus characters like Fael, Shoe and Beosta have taken a backseat rn and its kinda divided.

1 minute ago, echo74 said:

"Exactly! Evil!"

"Fair. But my bunny friend only stole the bulldozer once, and barely hit a couple houses."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

tbf neither of us have actually read past the first book 

Cricket looked up. It was cold, and his wounds still hurt, even though they had been healed. He looked over at Tam, then struggled to reach his pack from where he had dropped it. He grabbed it, wincing and pulled it over, pulling out his blanket. He threw it over Tam. 

. . . must've missed that part

READ THE OTHER BOOKS WQNFVIJEGTRFOSIUHIQWJW the books are always better

She shifted slightly in her sleep, but otherwise did nothing.

also awww that's adorable

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6 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"Ah." remarked Trellin. "Well, then, um...., my apprentice, we have your first challenge. Appease this man, but don't stop making sandwiches."

 

5 minutes ago, echo74 said:

"He was so cute. I couldn't say no."

"DON'T TOUCH THEM!" Celena yelped, stopping her sandwich-making to protect the sandwiches.

I look uncertainly between the two, but my love for sandwiches outweighs my fear of Celena and I begin looking for a way to pry the window open without falling off the side of the building.

[echo74 she/her]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

tbf neither of us have actually read past the first book 

Cricket looked up. It was cold, and his wounds still hurt, even though they had been healed. He looked over at Tam, then struggled to reach his pack from where he had dropped it. He grabbed it, wincing and pulled it over, pulling out his blanket. He threw it over Tam. 

tbf, Buffet Gang is kinda small rn but has been the largest for a while. plus characters like Fael, Shoe and Beosta have taken a backseat rn and its kinda divided.

"Fair. But my bunny friend only stole the bulldozer once, and barely hit a couple houses."

Celena snorted. "How much time do I have left?"

 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

. . . must've missed that part

READ THE OTHER BOOKS WQNFVIJEGTRFOSIUHIQWJW the books are always better

She shifted slightly in her sleep, but otherwise did nothing.

also awww that's adorable

ik but its a whole thing

my parents don't like me reading those kinda novels idk why

Cricket smiled and closed his eyes, trying to sleep.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

That's how the powers get ignored - Narrators and Ennullers can fully no-sell you, and many beloved characters have plot armor. (I was honestly including Rebus in the people who get their god-like powers ignored. He is a Narrator, but he's been holding back because he's really overpowered anyway. Though I try to have the least plot armor for my characters as possible, though they're strong enough it's hard to get in a position to kill them.) 

The Buffet Gang isn't the largest plot, though it is the fastest and thus potentially most relevant. It only has 2 to 5 Authors involved at once, while I think the trial has dozens of less active Authors involved. 

Template looks at the newcomer from the corner, then back at Lady Bug (@Halcyon The Only). "See! I told you this wasn't underwater. That would be strange." 

She cackled. 

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

tbf neither of us have actually read past the first book 

Cricket looked up. It was cold, and his wounds still hurt, even though they had been healed. He looked over at Tam, then struggled to reach his pack from where he had dropped it. He grabbed it, wincing and pulled it over, pulling out his blanket. He threw it over Tam. 

tbf, Buffet Gang is kinda small rn but has been the largest for a while. plus characters like Fael, Shoe and Beosta have taken a backseat rn and its kinda divided.

"Fair. But my bunny friend only stole the bulldozer once, and barely hit a couple houses."

MUFFIN GANG DUDES 

WHAT THE HECK WHERE DID YOU GET BUFFET FROM 

Bat smiled timidly at him. “Uh… you don’t look good. Want an energy leaf?”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

 

I look uncertainly between the two, but my love for sandwiches outweighs my fear of Celena and I begin looking for a way to pry the window open without falling off the side of the building.

The building, which was very high, glared at him. A wind blew past him. 

"I don't think the building likes you."

Just now, echo74 said:

Celena snorted. "How much time do I have left?"

 

"51 seconds, to be exact."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

 

I look uncertainly between the two, but my love for sandwiches outweighs my fear of Celena and I begin looking for a way to pry the window open without falling off the side of the building.

Lady Bug appeared standing in the air. “Fool.” 

A floor appeared beneath them, covered in sandwiches. 

“There,” she crowed. “I’ve taken your meaning and your drive. What do you do now?”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

She cackled. 

MUFFIN GANG DUDES 

WHAT THE HECK WHERE DID YOU GET BUFFET FROM 

Bat smiled timidly at him. “Uh… you don’t look good. Want an energy leaf?”

XINO LIED TO ME THEN

I'VE BEEN LIED TOOOOOOOOOO

"Yeah, I'm exhausted." he said, accepting it. "Thanks. Are you okay?"

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

Lady Bug appeared standing in the air. “Fool.” 

A floor appeared beneath them, covered in sandwiches. 

“There,” she crowed. “I’ve taken your meaning and your drive. What do you do now?”

Trellin sighed, Narrating a gag over her mouth and a prison cell around her.

[echo74 she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

The building, which was very high, glared at him. A wind blew past him. 

"I don't think the building likes you."

"51 seconds, to be exact."

"Yikes."

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

Lady Bug appeared standing in the air. “Fool.” 

A floor appeared beneath them, covered in sandwiches. 

“There,” she crowed. “I’ve taken your meaning and your drive. What do you do now?”

Template becomes one sandwich. Unable to speak or be distinguished from the others, they silently panic.