The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

Just now, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

Narration usually falls apart when wielded against the characters of another Author. But I've never heard of a case like yours.

Template is noticeably vague. Their only details currently are yellow eyes and freckles. “Interesting. What’s an Author?” 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

10 minutes ago, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

Template nods again, speaking out loud by accident. “It seems like it. I went back to being vague, and I remembered my name. But maybe that was caused by something else? I don’t have a lot of data.” 

True. This is new to me.

7 minutes ago, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

Narration usually falls apart when wielded against the characters of another Author. But I've never heard of a case like yours.

He was made this way, I believe.

[NameIess]

Just now, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

Template is noticeably vague. Their only details currently are yellow eyes and freckles. “Interesting. What’s an Author?” 

Not really important. What is important is your soul. Someone needs to study it!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

19 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

That sounds . . . he searched for the right words.

Well . . . nevermind.

He tried to come up with something else to say.

Ah, that's convenient.

That’s why I moved us here. I couldn’t trust him anymore. I… probably never should have.

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

Not really important. What is important is your soul. Someone needs to study it!

Template gets up again. “We will need to go somewhere else to do that, I assume.” 

[NameIess]

Just now, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

Template gets up again. “We will need to go somewhere else to do that, I assume.” 

Actually, not right now. First, get someone besides Tam to describe you. Tell them to make something up if they need to.

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

Actually, not right now. First, get someone besides Tam to describe you. Tell them to make something up if they need to.

Template looks around. “Anyone here want to describe me? It’s for an experiment.” I think that’s @oOklA thE shInyYyy and @Ookla the Inconclusive 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

9 minutes ago, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

Template looks around. “Anyone here want to describe me? It’s for an experiment.” I think that’s @oOklA thE shInyYyy and @Ookla the Inconclusive 

“Uhhhh… you’re blue,” Gaioh tried. 

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

1 minute ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“Uhhhh… you’re blue,” Gaioh tried. 

It takes a second, but Template becomes blue. “Interesting. Are you a Narrator?” 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

It takes a second, but Template becomes blue. “Interesting. Are you a Narrator?” 

“No.”

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“No.”

Template looks at their hand, which did not exist until they called attention to it. “Do you think anyone can change me? Disembodied voice, has that happened before?” @Ookla the nostealnamepls

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

59 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

That’s why I moved us here. I couldn’t trust him anymore. I… probably never should have.

Ah . . . that was probably smart.

He looked to Beosta.

We should probably tell them what happened, he said to her privately.

We don't have to tell them about your mom yet if you don't want to, but they should probably know about Hidel . . .

40 minutes ago, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

It takes a second, but Template becomes blue. “Interesting. Are you a Narrator?” 

Cool.

Edited December 12, 2024 by Ookla the Inconclusive

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

Template looks at their hand, which did not exist until they called attention to it. “Do you think anyone can change me? Disembodied voice, has that happened before?” @Ookla the nostealnamepls

If I had to guess, anyone can change you. The real question is whether that wears off faster than Narration. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Ah . . . that was probably smart.

He looked to Beosta.

We should probably tell them what happened, he said to her privately.

We don't have to tell them about your mom yet if you don't want to, but they should probably know about Hidel . . .

Cool.

She looked away. Her gut twisted. Could… could you do it? I don’t care what you tell them. 

frik I coulda sworn I posted this wtsc

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

8 hours ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Cool.

Template shrugs again. “I suppose so. I don’t care about very much yet, but what if someone made me hurt someone I care about?” 

7 hours ago, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

If I had to guess, anyone can change you. The real question is whether that wears off faster than Narration. 

Template nods. “I believe it took over a hour for it to wear off the last time, and that was with an added variable. But we shall see.” 

[Cookie Spren]

17 hours ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“Great glory, boy! You’re in Teshin, south side. The city’s on the north end of Riveneta Country. Is that enough, or are you some inept worldhopper who needs the name of the gloryborne planet?”

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no." He says shaking his head in distress looking at his shattered vials and spectacles. His face looks extremely worried. "No.... I." He stutters. "I. I don't want glory. I'm a mercenary and I'm just looking for any uninhabited areas across the planes. I was tasked by the Emperor to go on a colonization expedition and now that my vials are gone.... Now that they're gone. I can't finish my job. I'm royally wanked if I don't get back to him soon." He looks as if he's going to cry.

Please don't just narrate this away, any one who reads this. I want Sylas to be a character with flaws that he has to work through and if he just magics all of his problems away, he can't have any character development.

15 hours ago, OOKLA the strange said:

oh well how comforting. We might be plauged by some natural demon. well cade are you not a demon. oh... uh well... I mean another demon. I'm the only demon allowed to speak to Asher. That's a law.

"Laws are put in place to keep those who do things from doing them. But they also exist for those smart enough to bend them." The voice gives a raspy laugh. "Demon or not, Asher, I can help you...." It stings like a nest of hornets in your head.

16 hours ago, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

The Emperor lands on something hard, and the darkness lifts. Around him a battle rages, although the forms of those fighting is as of yet indistinct.

The Emperor looks around. "Where am I! Why did you bring me here!" He yells over the sound.

Edited December 12, 2024 by Ookla the Cookie Collector

[Keke They/he]

31 minutes ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no." He says shaking his head in distress looking at his shattered vials and spectacles. His face looks extremely worried. "No.... I." He stutters. "I. I don't want glory. I'm a mercenary and I'm just looking for any uninhabited areas across the planes. I was tasked by the Emperor to go on a colonization expedition and now that my vials are gone.... Now that they're gone. I can't finish my job. I'm royally wanked if I don't get back to him soon." He looks as if he's going to cry.

Please don't just narrate this away, any one who reads this. I want Sylas to be a character with flaws that he has to work through and if he just magics all of his problems away, he can't have any character development.

"Laws are put in place to keep those who do things from not doing them. But they also exist for those smart enough to bend them." The voice gives a raspy laugh. "Demon or not, Asher, I can help you...." It stings like a nest of hornets in your head.

The Emperor looks around. "Where am I! Why did you bring me here!" He yells over the sound.

So he isn’t affected by nulling… noted.

GET THE F@@K OUT OF OUR HEAD BEFORE I COME UP THERE FIND YOU AND BEAT YOU. UGH. Silver please help us get this… thing out of my head. It hurts my brain

 @Ookla the Dragonslayer

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

11 hours ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

She looked away. Her gut twisted. Could… could you do it? I don’t care what you tell them. 

frik I coulda sworn I posted this wtsc

All good!

Yeah, I can. Don't worry. He gave her a brief hug before turning back to Nethek.

So, Nethek, have you been to your father's in the past day or so . . . ?

4 hours ago, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

Template shrugs again. “I suppose so. I don’t care about very much yet, but what if someone made me hurt someone I care about?” 

Well, do you care about anyone?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 hours ago, OOKLA the strange said:

So he isn’t affected by nulling… noted.

GET THE F@@K OUT OF OUR HEAD BEFORE I COME UP THERE FIND YOU AND BEAT YOU. UGH. Silver please help us get this… thing out of my head. It hurts my brain

 @Ookla the Dragonslayer

[Well, perhaps The Scribe can help. He cannot hear your thoughts anymore, but I have a mobile link to a device he set up. Ok. He should be talking to you now.]
”Asher! How’s it going? I may send someone like Ista to deal with this demon…”

@Ookla the Cookie Collector

“A message to the demon.” This next part was toned as if loud, but did not hurt. “GET THE FLOP OUT OF ASHER’S FLIPPITY FLOPPIN FLIPPIN FLIP FLOP HEAD!”

Sain is sent to wherever this voice originates from. He grins. “You may have chaos, but mine is better!”

[Cookie Spren]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

“A message to the demon.” This next part was toned as if loud, but did not hurt. “GET THE FLOP OUT OF ASHER’S FLIPPITY FLOPPIN FLIPPIN FLIP FLOP HEAD!”

Sain is sent to wherever this voice originates from. He grins. “You may have chaos, but mine is better!”

It's quite literally impossible to get into the Maelstrom considering it is a sealed prison realm, sealed by the Gods of Celestia.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

It's quite literally impossible to get into the Maelstrom considering it is a sealed prison realm, sealed by the Gods of Celestia.

The Scribe is quite literally a Narrator.

[Cookie Spren]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

The Scribe is quite literally a Narrator.

The seal is quite literally Narration proof. Because it was created by a Narrator.

lol.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

The seal is quite literally Narration proof. Because it was created by a Narrator.

lol.

…you know… I have a way to break that…

lol

Sain quite literally swears, then quite literally sends a very angry letter to the Celestial Gods. And yes. He knew he got their name wrong.

Edited December 12, 2024 by Ookla the Dragonslayer

[Keke They/he]

17 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

[Well, perhaps The Scribe can help. He cannot hear your thoughts anymore, but I have a mobile link to a device he set up. Ok. He should be talking to you now.]
”Asher! How’s it going? I may send someone like Ista to deal with this demon…”

@Ookla the Cookie Collector

“A message to the demon.” This next part was toned as if loud, but did not hurt. “GET THE FLOP OUT OF ASHER’S FLIPPITY FLOPPIN FLIPPIN FLIP FLOP HEAD!”

Sain is sent to wherever this voice originates from. He grins. “You may have chaos, but mine is better!”

“Thank you”

[Cookie Spren]

8 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Sain quite literally swears, then quite literally sends a very angry letter to the Celestial Gods. And yes. He knew he got their name wrong.

Little does Sain know, he said their name correctly. The Gods of Celestia is just another way to say it.