The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, OOKLA the strange said:

well...PRETEND I JUST SAID THE MOST AWESOMEST COMEBACK EVER.

thank you very much for seeing my brilliance

*simulating*
[HOW DARE YOU?]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

"I just did for you."

[The Scribe says talk to Sain.]

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

*simulating*
[HOW DARE YOU?]

[The Scribe says talk to Sain.]

that's RIGHT I JUST SAID IT. YEP. THE UNSPOKEN WORDS!!

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, OOKLA the strange said:

that's RIGHT I JUST SAID IT. YEP. THE UNSPOKEN WORDS!!

*somehow transmits a slap to and only to Cade*
[TAKE THAT!]

[Cookie Spren]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

[The Scribe says talk to Sain.]

"Considering that I'm pretty pissed at Sain due to his being a pain in my arse, I would rather not." The Emperor says with a smile.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

"Considering that I'm pretty pissed at Sain due to his being a pain in my arse, I would rather not." The Emperor says with a smile.

Sain stares at the frozen Emperor, and then picks up a marker and a note that had suddenly materialized. He walks up to the Emperor and starts drawing on his face.

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

*somehow transmits a slap to and only to Cade*
[TAKE THAT!]

what the bleeping bleepers. How did that happen!! Asher I'm being abused help help help!!!! I hate thiss!!!!!

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, OOKLA the strange said:

what the bleeping bleepers. How did that happen!! Asher I'm being abused help help help!!!! I hate thiss!!!!!

*slaps again*

[Cookie Spren]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Sain stares at the frozen Emperor, and then picks up a marker and a note that had suddenly materialized. He walks up to the Emperor and starts drawing on his face.

The marker disappears before he can do so and so does the Emperor to a plane where nobody can follow.

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

*slaps again*

shrieks. asher!!! oi you smacking him is making him be really loud so please stop. Even though it is throughly entertaining.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

The marker disappears before he can do so and so does the Emperor to a plane where nobody can follow.

A portal opens, and Sain follows.

@OOKLA the strange

[Fine.]

Edited December 8, 2024 by Ookla the Dragonslayer

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

A portal opens, and Sain follows.

@OOKLA the strange

[Fine.]

but thanks for that entertainment. HEY!!

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

5 minutes ago, OOKLA the strange said:

but thanks for that entertainment. HEY!!

[Any time.]

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

[Any time.]

I hate you two

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, OOKLA the strange said:

I hate you two

[Well… I hate you too. See… see what I did there?]

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

[Well… I hate you too. See… see what I did there?]

yes it was very good I loved it!! 

[Cookie Spren]

21 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

A portal opens, and Sain follows.

"Can you not read YOU BLOODY TWAT!" The Emperor has lost all and any patience he once had.

Edited December 8, 2024 by Ookla the Cookie Collector

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

"Can you not read YOU BLOODY TWAT!" The Emperor has lost all and any patience he once had.

Sain grins. “Seeing as I can’t see… we’ll I caaaaan, but eeehhh.”

He unsheathed the katana at his side, and the very tip… is different. It gives off a dark light. He resheaths it. “Soooooooo… how about me joining that there army of yours?”

[Cookie Spren]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Sain grins. “Seeing as I can’t see… we’ll I caaaaan, but eeehhh.”

He unsheathed the katana at his side, and the very tip… is different. It gives off a dark light. He resheaths it. “Soooooooo… how about me joining that there army of yours?”

"Considering you've been wanking about, and being a thorn in my side for the past while. Lets just say..."

Spoiler

"No."

 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

"Considering you've been wanking about, and being a thorn in my side for the past while. Lets just say..."

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"No."

 

Sain sighed, but did not leave. 

[NameIess]

4 hours ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

"Why not," Tam shrugs, then steps through the portal.

The traveler follows, stepping through into a strange place. It seems almost like a plane designed so that only one person can enter.

@Ookla the Cookie Collector

 

[Cookie Spren]

13 hours ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Sain sighed, but did not leave. 

"Well you're as dense as a plank you git." The Emperor scowls. "Are you waiting for something? Perhaps the chance to let you gnaw on my bollocks?"

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

"Well you're as dense as a plank you git." The Emperor scowls. "Are you waiting for something? Perhaps the chance to let you gnaw on my bollocks?"

Sain laughed inside, but simply said, very loudly, "Huh?" Yessir he was dense.

[Cookie Spren]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Sain laughed inside, but simply said, very loudly, "Huh?" Yessir he was dense.

The Emperor shakes his head. "Begone you." With the flick of his wrist he flicks you yet again to be transported back to the Scribe, and he leaves to a separate plane where you can't follow him. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

The Emperor shakes his head. "Begone you." With the flick of his wrist he flicks you yet again to be transported back to the Scribe, and he leaves to a separate plane where you can't follow him. 

Well, he is immune to Narration. But he is not immune to a very convenient portal that pops up right next to him. He hops up and down for a minute, and then his armor speeds up time for him, and he uses this to attempt to draw on the emperor's (Again uncapitalized!) face.

[Cookie Spren]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Well, he is immune to Narration. But he is not immune to a very convenient portal that pops up right next to him. He hops up and down for a minute, and then his armor speeds up time for him, and he uses this to attempt to draw on the emperor's (Again uncapitalized!) face.

The Emperor causes a portal to appear next to Sain (Notice how I still capitalize his name because the Emperor still has respect underneath his anger. lol) And he pushes him in. closing the portal and going elsewhere so nobody can follow him.