The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Cricket looked at him strangely, but followed. "Just... do it fast."

The Ennuller frowned as the doctor directed Cricket to lay down on the table. What is the rush?

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Bacon said:

The Ennuller frowned as the doctor directed Cricket to lay down on the table. What is the rush?

"I'm... not the most comfortable with Enullers. Past experiences. I've got nothing against you."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

52 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Fael nodded. For a while, he was so happy, with Telse, and... it broke. I can't imagine what he feels.

Yeah.

Must have been awful.

50 minutes ago, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

Owen frowns back, wondering what he could have done to cause such a reaction. 

Tam made his hair a dark brown color, his eyes yellow (for no reason other than she was bored), and gave him freckles.

Edited December 8, 2024 by Ookla the Inconclusive

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Bacon said:

The Ennuller took him by the arm and twisted space.

They passed through the Void, empty and silent, until-

Reality reasserted itself. They stood in the Silent Halls, Ennullers bustling purposefully around them.

"Wait! How can I find someone who does have the answer?"

I am told the human body contains a good amount of electricity, yes.

Greetings, Narrator. What brings you here?

Tenth hesitated.  Based on what I know of the Adari, I do not believe it would be a good idea to place this within your body. 

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

57 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"I've always had it." she said, summoning some cookies and eating them.

Owen shrugs, his face relatively neutral. “Okay.” 

28 minutes ago, Ookla the Bacon said:

Bacon clapped appreciatively.

Rebus waves. “Maybe I take a page from your book and add some pyrotechnics to my teleportations.” 

13 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Tam made his hair a dark brown color, his eyes yellow (for no reason other than she was bored), and gave him freckles.

Owen snaps to your Narration instantly, his identity rearranging around the changes. “Whoa.” he breathes, as the enhanced hearing becomes enhanced sight. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

Owen snaps to your Narration instantly, his identity rearranging around the changes. “Whoa.” he breathes, as the enhanced hearing becomes enhanced sight. 

So he has both now or only the enhanced sight?

Huh. Maybe that wasn't such a good idea, Tam thought to herself.

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

So he has both now or only the enhanced sight?

Huh. Maybe that wasn't such a good idea, Tam thought to herself.

Just enhanced sight. 
Owen looks out the window at the marvelous stars, awe at least temporarily overcoming a desire for an explanation. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

Just enhanced sight. 
Owen looks out the window at the marvelous stars, awe at least temporarily overcoming a desire for an explanation. 

. . . Then again, maybe it's fine.

[Cookie Spren]

22 hours ago, OOKLA the strange said:

Asher blinked and sighed. "This Scribe dude again."

"You know him?" You hear the Emperor speak in your head.

[Keke They/he]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

"You know him?" You hear the Emperor speak in your head.

Asher looked about and sighs. yes I do we had a whole conversation on a peice of paper. I swear i hate all these powers. How are you in my head!

[Cookie Spren]

2 minutes ago, OOKLA the strange said:

yes I do we had a whole conversation on a peice of paper. I swear i hate all these powers. How are you in my head!

"You don't need to understand why I'm in your head. And he's being a pain in my arse, so I was just wondering if you had the same experience and if you know of a way to get him out of my sight." He says again.

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

"You don't need to understand why I'm in your head. And he's being a pain in my arse, so I was just wondering if you had the same experience and if you know of a way to get him out of my sight." He says again.

Asher shrugs... mentally?... no he just appeared told me who he wasish and then disappeared. Hes kinda annoying but like he's a godling type thing so we can't do much that I know about. 

[Cookie Spren]

22 hours ago, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

Rebus shrugs. “I can’t help you, then. I think it makes characters feel more alive and independent, or at least my Author does. But if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to send a particularly aggressive letter.” @Ookla the Cookie Collector, Rebus sends a physical letter to the Emperor and his staff through whatever packages would be sent through.

"And what would that letter say perhaps?" The Emperor says in your head.

1 minute ago, OOKLA the strange said:

Asher shrugs... mentally?... no he just appeared told me who he wasish and then disappeared. Hes kinda annoying but like he's a godling type thing so we can't do much that I know about. 

"Screw me then." He says. "This bloody twat makes me wish his parents didn't have children."

[Keke They/he]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

"And what would that letter say perhaps?" The Emperor says in your head.

"Screw me then." He says. "This bloody twat makes me wish his parents didn't have children."

AHAH. VIOLENT MAN I LIKE IT! cade whoops. He's my kinda guy can we befriend him?

[NameIess]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Tam made a sword for herself and did some cool moves.

"This is fun! Oh- right. Um-"

She looked around.

"-Not sure."

She kicked aside a small rock on the ground, and suddenly a portal appeared where the rock landed.

"Oh! Found it!"

"Cool!" The traveler looks slightly apprehensive as she approaches the portal. "I don't suppose you want to go first?"

3 hours ago, Ookla the Bacon said:

"Wait! How can I find someone who does have the answer?"

"No one has the answer." Eof called over his shoulder. "If you wish to help, then you must make certain that the right person finds the answer."

Then he was gone, vanished from Bacon's sight.

3 hours ago, Ookla the Bacon said:

Greetings, Narrator. What brings you here?

"A couple things, actually." Subversion glanced down at her checklist. "First of all, I'd like to ask about your TLT emigration policy in regards to ex-Narrators."

2 hours ago, Ookla the Inarticulate said:

Sequence laughed, once again followed by coughing. “Not that I know of! I don’t know who would know anything about an injury like this either. The Dreamsmith made Everyone’s blade, but it’s their own energy that causes the damage.” Sequence shifted in her chair and winced slightly. “Everyone is more or less unique. Perhaps someone could know a little bit, but whether or not their attributes line up with known information is yet to be seen.” Sequence cocked her head to the side. “I’m rambling again.”

"Everyone might be unique, but weapons that can damage Narrators are not." Unintelligible paced restlessly. "Mordite Blades have similar effects. They can cause unhealing or at least very slowly healing wounds. Even Narrators can be permanently damaged by them. So maybe someone who knows about Mordite injuries would be able to help you!"

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

6 minutes ago, OOKLA the strange said:

AHAH. VIOLENT MAN I LIKE IT! cade whoops. He's my kinda guy can we befriend him?

[Please no.]

@Ookla the Cookie Collector

Sain looked at the emperor, the name purposefully not capitalized in order to bug him. “Are you going to say anything? You’re being rather unchaotic for a Narrator. I’m not one, and I’m much more spontaneous!”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

"Cool!" The traveler looks slightly apprehensive as she approaches the portal. "I don't suppose you want to go first?"

"Why not," Tam shrugs, then steps through the portal.

[Keke They/he]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

[Please no.]

@Ookla the Cookie Collector

Sain looked at the emperor, the name purposefully not capitalized in order to bug him. “Are you going to say anything? You’re being rather unchaotic for a Narrator. I’m not one, and I’m much more spontaneous!”

NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION STUPID AI. YOUR DUMB AND YOUR MAKERS HATE YOU!. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, OOKLA the strange said:

NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION STUPID AI. YOUR DUMB AND YOUR MAKERS HATE YOU!. 

Silver huffed. [I’ll try not to take or lend (on Pyk’s part) offense at that, (seeing as Pyk created me.)]

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Silver huffed. [I’ll try not to take or lend (on Pyk’s part) offense at that, (seeing as Pyk created me.)]

bRO YOUR SO ANNOYING I WOULD TELL YOU TO WALK OFF A CLIFF BUT SEEING AS YOUR AN AI YOU CANT DO THAT..... GO DISABLE YOUR POWER!

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, OOKLA the strange said:

bRO YOUR SO ANNOYING I WOULD TELL YOU TO WALK OFF A CLIFF BUT SEEING AS YOUR AN AI YOU CANT DO THAT..... GO DISABLE YOUR POWER!

*huff*
[No. And for you information, I just constructed several simulations in which I walk off a cliff, and, let me tell you, it’s rather unpleasant!]

[Cookie Spren]

3 minutes ago, OOKLA the strange said:

bRO YOUR SO ANNOYING I WOULD TELL YOU TO WALK OFF A CLIFF BUT SEEING AS YOUR AN AI YOU CANT DO THAT..... GO DISABLE YOUR POWER!

"That's funny." The Emperor says. "You might say that all machines are on life support. Just go an unplug them."

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

*huff*
[No. And for you information, I just constructed several simulations in which I walk off a cliff, and, let me tell you, it’s rather unpleasant!]

well...PRETEND I JUST SAID THE MOST AWESOMEST COMEBACK EVER.

Just now, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

"That's funny." The Emperor says. "You might say that all machines are on life support. Just go an unplug them."

thank you very much for seeing my brilliance

[Cookie Spren]

Just now, OOKLA the strange said:

well...PRETEND I JUST SAID THE MOST AWESOMEST COMEBACK EVER.

"I just did for you."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

18 hours ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Speaking of your family . . . where'd you aunt go?

Haly!

@oOklA thE shInyYyy

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