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Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

"I can just vanish if I change my mind," she dismissed. 

"Alright then." Sylas says coyly. "But only if you can keep up." He laughs as he grabs one of his vials, uncorks it and downs the liquid. Who am I kidding. He thinks shaking his head. She'll be able to keep up easily from what I've seen.

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1 minute ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

"Alright then." Sylas says coyly. "But only if you can keep up." He laughs as he grabs one of his vials, uncorks it and downs the liquid. Who am I kidding. He thinks shaking his head. She'll be able to keep up easily from what I've seen.

She finished her cola and stood up. 

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4 hours ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Gaioh's eyes widened. "Oh." 

"Ready?" The spirit doctor pulled out a large club. "Don't worry, I can do anesthesia if you want."

4 hours ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"I'm always careful."

"Good." Moni peered around the train. "So, should we keep going?"

@Ookla the Dylsxic @Ookla the Inquisitive

3 hours ago, Ookla the Bacon said:

"Aha! So he needs capturing, does he?"

"Indeed. Although I'm sure the Brave Adventurers will deal with it well enough."

43 minutes ago, Ookla the Bacon said:

Bacon jumped. "Can't go sneaking up on a person like that! ... Anyways, after those bugs!"

 

27 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Lady Bug changed her dress back to a suit and dashed after the bugs. 

The traveler continues fleeing, hoping desperately that Onyx's castle would come into view soon.

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4 minutes ago, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

The traveler continues fleeing, hoping desperately that Onyx's castle would come into view soon.

"HI!" She yelled. "HEY, SUBVERSION!" 

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1 minute ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

"HI!" She yelled. "HEY, SUBVERSION!" 

The traveler hears something that sounds almost like a distant shout, but it is drowned out by the buzzing of the bugs.

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3 minutes ago, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

The traveler hears something that sounds almost like a distant shout, but it is drowned out by the buzzing of the bugs.

Lady Bug sped up a lot. 

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

"Okay!"

Shoe was still dizzy.

Ugh-

 

Beosta hugged him. "You good?" 

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1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Tam joined her.

He hugged her back.Yep. I spun around too much.

Aww, she thought 'sadly'. Don't spin around too much. 

Bird Furious

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Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Well, I know that now, he joked.

She laughed. "You could spin slowly instead."

Through the Living Heir

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5 hours ago, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

“Yeah. It’s… a long story, but basically they’re fragments of an extremely powerful being that grant power over specific fundamental concepts of reality. Their powers can match and often exceed a Narrator’s, although they’re much more limited in scope.”

23 minutes ago, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

"Good." Moni peered around the train. "So, should we keep going?"

“Interesting. I’ll be on the lookout, I suppose. I for one think we should get going. This place is eerie.” 
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Rebus, slightly annoyed that the Subversion-soulsplinter rescuing operation fully ignored him, quickly recovers and looks for something new to do. On his own, at least for now; his Author seemed busy, so he didn’t seek out someone to interact with… 

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1 hour ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

"Took you long enough!" she yelled. 

"And rude!"

I'd been wondering :D

She snapped her fingers again, and Shoe and Beosta were transported from wherever they were to her.

"Hey! What were you two up to?"

@oOklA thE shInyYyy

Depending on which party was being referred to, it might have been a beach.

He teleported back. "First of all, it's weird when all your life Narrators are these incredible, powerful beings, and suddenly, they can't do anything to you. You don't always think of Enulling." It was kind of embarrassing, though.

yeah, I kinda forgot.

1 hour ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

Sylas looks up towards the Tavern Keep. "I'll take a Malnium Cider please." He looks to Lady Bug. "The drinks are on me." He tosses eight golden coins on the wooden table. Imperial Royals they're called.

@oOklA thE shInyYyy btw sorry for being so long, I was busy.

"I'll take a ginger ale."

45 minutes ago, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

  

"Ready?" The spirit doctor pulled out a large club. "Don't worry, I can do anesthesia if you want."

"Good." Moni peered around the train. "So, should we keep going?"

@Ookla the Dylsxic @Ookla the Inquisitive

"Indeed. Although I'm sure the Brave Adventurers will deal with it well enough."

 

The traveler continues fleeing, hoping desperately that Onyx's castle would come into view soon.

"Yeah, best to get out of these woods as soon as possible."

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1 hour ago, OOKLA the strange said:

they push off the tree. "OK, I'm ready when you are."

Pyk nodded, and he turned to the beast that they killed. “The beast was coming from over there,” he pointed to the hills and vines, “whoever wishes to come with us should be warned. This will be very dangerous.”

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2 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Pyk nodded, and he turned to the beast that they killed. “The beast was coming from over there,” he pointed to the hills and vines, “whoever wishes to come with us should be warned. This will be very dangerous.”

Lady Bug appeared. “Oooooooo!”

Keke

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2 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Pyk nodded, and he turned to the beast that they killed. “The beast was coming from over there,” he pointed to the hills and vines, “whoever wishes to come with us should be warned. This will be very dangerous.”

Asher looks at the people coming and starts off in the direction.

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Just now, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

“What are we waiting for, then?” Kion stands ready to walk, but doesn’t know which way they are going. 

"We're going northwest." he said. "To the Ninth Wall of Freedom."

Through the Living Shadow

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2 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Lady Bug appeared. “Oooooooo!”

Pyk doesn’t notice her, and a note falls down in front of Lady Bug.
HELLO! I need you to sign this disclaimer and contract before I let you interact with my creations.

I, (sign name here), hereby declare and take a solemn vow that I will not attempt to reveal the nature of Narration to Pyk or any of his companions other than Asher. Nor will I attempt to shift the plot that The Scribe created through such grand effort.

5 minutes ago, OOKLA the strange said:

Asher looks at the people coming and starts off in the direction.

The vines are thick, and it seems another person has joined the party. @oOklA thE shInyYyy

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"We're going northwest." he said. "To the Ninth Wall of Freedom."

hmmmmmm… Freedom? I guess you will go on a quest to find magical crayon rock, then.

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2 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Pyk doesn’t notice her, and a note falls down in front of Lady Bug.
HELLO! I need you to sign this disclaimer and contract before I let you interact with my creations.

I, (sign name here), hereby declare and take a solemn vow that I will not attempt to reveal the nature of Narration to Pyk or any of his companions other than Asher. Nor will I attempt to shift the plot that The Scribe created through such grand effort.

The vines are thick, and it seems another person has joined the party. @oOklA thE shInyYyy

hmmmmmm… Freedom? I guess you will go on a quest to find magical crayon rock, then.

Asher looks to what other person joined the party 

 @oOklA thE shInyYyy

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Bird Furious

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3 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Pyk doesn’t notice her, and a note falls down in front of Lady Bug.
HELLO! I need you to sign this disclaimer and contract before I let you interact with my creations.

I, (sign name here), hereby declare and take a solemn vow that I will not attempt to reveal the nature of Narration to Pyk or any of his companions other than Asher. Nor will I attempt to shift the plot that The Scribe created through such grand effort.

The vines are thick, and it seems another person has joined the party. @oOklA thE shInyYyy

hmmmmmm… Freedom? I guess you will go on a quest to find magical crayon rock, then.

“Yeah, ok.” She scribbled a terribly awful signature. 

1 minute ago, OOKLA the strange said:

Asher looks to what other person joined the party 

 @oOklA thE shInyYyy

It was Lady Bug

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