The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

He rolled his eyes. Believe that. he said, mostly cause she probably couldn't hear his voice if his lungs were that small.

She shrugged and laughed.

"Look at you though! You're so cute and tiny!"

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

She shrugged and laughed.

"Look at you though! You're so cute and tiny!"

Sure. Believe that.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Sure. Believe that.

"But you are though!"

She turned to Bat. "Isn't he?"

@oOklA thE shInyYyy

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

26 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Tam grinned at him.

He's really not so bad.

She glared at him and made herself taller then he was.

Bat smiled back. 

18 minutes ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

Sylas cocks an eyebrow. "Narrated them? I have yet to understand this godly power you speak of." He shakes his head back and forth in unbelief.

“It’s awesome!”

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Bacon said:

The ninja breadmunks were shocked by Sylas's language. Before they could object, however, an elite Ghanderflaffle strike force arrived to do battle.

"Beautiful but deadly. See that person they're chasing? That's Subversion."

-

Bacon poked his head through the portal. "You coming, Tam?" @Ookla the Inconclusive

 

"Whatever we will becomes reality!"

Bacon Narrated Sylas a party hat for emphasis.

“Deadly pretty bugs,” she mumbled. “Boooooo.”

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Sure. Believe that.

“Maybe just agree with her,” Bat suggested. 

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

"But you are though!"

She turned to Bat. "Isn't he?"

@oOklA thE shInyYyy

“Yep.”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

"But you are though!"

She turned to Bat. "Isn't he?"

@oOklA thE shInyYyy

Am I? Or did a very certain somebody make me two inches tall when I should be six feet tall and delude themselves into thinking I've always been tiny?

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Bat smiled back. 

“It’s awesome!”

“Deadly pretty bugs,” she mumbled. “Boooooo.”

“Maybe just agree with her,” Bat suggested. 

Never.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“Maybe just agree with her,” Bat suggested. 

"Why?"

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“Yep.”

". . . Are you just agreeing with me for the heck of it?"

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Am I? Or did a very certain somebody make me two inches tall when I should be six feet tall and delude themselves into thinking I've always been tiny?

She sighed. "I'm only saying you're cute and tiny right now. I never said you were before."

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Never.

"Aw, why?"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

"Why?"

". . . Are you just agreeing with me for the heck of it?"

“Well, he is shorter.” Bat shrugged. “What does height matter, anyway?”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

"Why?"

". . . Are you just agreeing with me for the heck of it?"

She sighed. "I'm only saying you're cute and tiny right now. I never said you were before."

"Aw, why?"

Well, can I be my normal size again, then?

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“Well, he is shorter.” Bat shrugged. “What does height matter, anyway?”

It's a matter of superiority.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“Well, he is shorter.” Bat shrugged. “What does height matter, anyway?”

She cocked her head thoughtfully.

"Not sure. It just does," she said, shrugging.

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

It's a matter of superiority.

"No it is not!"

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Well, can I be my normal size again, then?

"Not after that superiority comment! Have fun being two inches tall for the rest of your life!" she said, only half-joking.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

She cocked her head thoughtfully.

"Not sure. It just does," she said, shrugging.

"No it is not!"

"Not after that superiority comment! Have fun being two inches tall for the rest of your life!" she said, only half-joking.

I can always call another Narrator. It doesn't really matter.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

I can always call another Narrator. It doesn't really matter.

"Well, if it doesn't matter, then I'll just leave you like that."

this is my vengeance

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

"Well, if it doesn't matter, then I'll just leave you like that."

this is my vengeance

You go ahead and do that.

let's see if Tam really means it

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

You go ahead and do that.

let's see if Tam really means it

Oh, she does.

Trust me.

Tam smiled and shrugged, then disappeared.

Indeed, she left Cricket like that.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Well, can I be my normal size again, then?

It's a matter of superiority.

Bat choked back his laughter. 

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

She cocked her head thoughtfully.

"Not sure. It just does," she said, shrugging.

"No it is not!"

"Not after that superiority comment! Have fun being two inches tall for the rest of your life!" she said, only half-joking.

This was fun. 

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Oh, she does.

Trust me.

Tam smiled and shrugged, then disappeared.

Indeed, she left Cricket like that.

Bat frowned, then knelt down. “I, uh… could make you a sandcastle,” he offered. 

@Ookla the Irreplaceable

Edited December 3, 2024 by oOklA thE shInyYyy

[TwinStorm He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Oh, she does.

Trust me.

Tam smiled and shrugged, then disappeared.

Indeed, she left Cricket like that.

"Bacon the Bard! Bacon the Bard! Bacon the Bard!" he called.

@Ookla the Bacon

3 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Bat choked back his laughter. 

This was fun. 

Bat frowned, then knelt down. “I, uh… could make you a sandcastle,” he offered. 

He laughed. King Cricket of the sandcastle indeed.

Edited December 3, 2024 by Ookla the Irreplaceable

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"Bacon the Bard! Bacon the Bard! Bacon the Bard!" he called.

1 minute ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

"Nope! Bacon, don't do anything!"

@Ookla the Bacon

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"Bacon the Bard! Bacon the Bard! Bacon the Bard!" he called.

He laughed. King Cricket of the sandcastle indeed.

“Or I have Nullite ink… though maybe that’s not a good idea… wait, aren’t you an Ennuller?”

[Cookie Spren]

28 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Tam snapped her fingers (making sure he could see) and a horse appeared beside her.

"How!?" Sylas exclaims. "What allows you to use this power?"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

"How!?" Sylas exclaims. "What allows you to use this power?"

“We simply can,” Lady Bug replied. “We are chosen. Or something like that.”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

5 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“Or I have Nullite ink… though maybe that’s not a good idea… wait, aren’t you an Ennuller?”

"Yeah... Oh, right!" he remembered, Enulled his shortness, and teleported behind Tam. "Short." he said, teleporting away.

@Ookla the Inconclusive

Edited December 3, 2024 by Ookla the Irreplaceable

[Cookie Spren]

7 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“We simply can,” Lady Bug replied. “We are chosen. Or something like that.”

"Strange." Sylas mutters as he pulls out his well-loved and worn logbook and writing in it. He mutters something else about the laws of the magics and defying them.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

"Strange." Sylas mutters as he pulls out his well-loved and worn logbook and writing in it. He mutters something else about the laws of the magics and defying them.

“Oh, I’m sure your laws don’t apply here!”

[Cookie Spren]

"This place is a bloody inconvenience. Trellin (@Ookla the Irreplaceable), I will be going to the nearest tavern if you wish to join me, then go right ahead." He doesn't wait and starts walking to the tavern.

Edited December 3, 2024 by Ookla the Cookie Collector

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“Oh, I’m sure your laws don’t apply here!”

"This is the Thread, basically anything can happen." he said, creating a crab as an example.

Just now, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

"This place is a bloody inconvenience. Trellin (@Ookla the Irreplaceable), I will be going to the nearest tavern if you wish to join me, then go right ahead."

"I'd be pleasured, if only for a few minutes though. I need to interview other Narrators."

[Cookie Spren]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"I'd be pleasured, if only for a few minutes though. I need to interview other Narrators."

"Go when you need." Sylas says. "But maybe in the meantime you can share with me more of your travels."