The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Beosta beamed at him. 

Liveyha connected him with Gaioh and relayed the message. 

“Oh, things are good,” he said. “You look pretty tired.” 

Livey-HA

He nodded. That's because I am.

He smiled back at Beosta, then accidentally knocked the turret she had just fixed over with his foot. Oops.

He tried to fix it semi-sucessfully.

What have you been up to? he asked Gaioh.

Edited November 27, 2024 by Ookla the Inconclusive

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Livey-HA

He nodded. That's because I am.

He smiled back at Beosta, then accidentally knocked the turret she had just fized over with his foot. Oops.

He tried to fix it semi-sucessfully.

What have you been up to? he asked Gaioh.

She sighed, but honestly didn’t really mind. 

“Not much,” he said. “Bat and I were still at the battlefield, but some lady showed up and sent us here. So that was nice.”

”Lady Bug,” Bat supplied. 

“Right. She said she can be summoned like Bacon.” 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

She sighed, but honestly didn’t really mind. 

“Not much,” he said. “Bat and I were still at the battlefield, but some lady showed up and sent us here. So that was nice.”

”Lady Bug,” Bat supplied. 

“Right. She said she can be summoned like Bacon.” 

By saying her name three times? Odd.

The turret fell over again. Dangit.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

By saying her name three times? Odd.

The turret fell over again. Dangit.

“Yeah. It’s good to know we’ve got two Narrators on our side, in case Bacon can’t help.” 

This time, Beosta had to hold back a laugh. She knelt and remolded it. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

She sighed, but honestly didn’t really mind. 

“Not much,” he said. “Bat and I were still at the battlefield, but some lady showed up and sent us here. So that was nice.”

”Lady Bug,” Bat supplied. 

“Right. She said she can be summoned like Bacon.” 

Oh my gosh I’m pretty sure my poem has added a canonical way of summoning Narrators…

although…

if someone said Bacon the Bard thrice, I think he would reply no matter if I made an obscure poem about Livetha losing her Narration.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“Yeah. It’s good to know we’ve got two Narrators on our side, in case Bacon can’t help.” 

This time, Beosta had to hold back a laugh. She knelt and remolded it. 

True. It's good to have people who can back us up like that, he said, though he only seemed to be paying half-attention.

He nudged the turret with his foot, purposefully knocking it over. He grinned mischievously at Beosta.

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Oh my gosh I’m pretty sure my poem has added a canonical way of summoning Narrators…

although…

if someone said Bacon the Bard thrice, I think he would reply no matter if I made an obscure poem about Livetha losing her Narration.

What poem? I want to see

Edited November 27, 2024 by Ookla the Inconclusive

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

11 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

True. It's good to have people who can back us up like that, he said, though he only seemed to be paying half-attention.

He nudged the turret with his foot, purposefully knocking it over. He grinned mischievously at Beosta.

What poem? I want to see

She sighed and rolled her eyes, suppressing the smile tugging at the corners of her mouth cuz dayung he was cute when he smiled like that. 

Gaioh snorted and tried to turn it into a cough. Bat looked at him strangely. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

She sighed and rolled her eyes, suppressing the smile tugging at the corners of her mouth cuz dayung he was cute when he smiled like that. 

Gaioh snorted and tried to turn it into a cough. Bat looked at him strangely. 

This is so corny :D:D

Shoe chuckled, then stood and futility tried to brush more sand off.

So . . . now what?

[Keke They/he]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

[Pride is something I can and often do feel! The other AI’s tell me I shouldn’t, but,] the AI somehow signals a shrug, [it doesn’t change that I feel it!]
Pyk nodded, then stood. “Let’s go, then.”

cya!

Asher decided to let the others chat it out in their head. They stood up and followed pyk to wherever they are headed next. I think it's awsome you can feel emotions! Just don't be to prideful.

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

21 hours ago, LessName said:

Faunus looked up towards the render, and scowled. “Wonderful, just wonderful-“ then she directed her dissatisfaction towards Kion, “And you, well that was plain stupid- come on, let’s get you out of here.” As she said that, it just so happened  that a portal appeared in the center of the pavilion, to take them elsewhere. It was rather convenient being a Narrator. With a grin she stepped through, her long waist length strawberry blonde hair swaying behind her.

good night.

“I’m aware I was being an idiot; I’ll think twice about using any sort of emotion magic even if I can spare it.” Kion hurriedly steps through the portal. “This is how mages last as long as we do. Usually, though, whoever does the teleportation strengthens their own Render, so you can’t run forever.” 

21 hours ago, Just_a_Fan said:

A wild ESPEON appeared! Oh? It has an Infinity +1 blade! 

Wild Espeon used CUT!

ENEMY Render was defeated!

Espeon got 34567876545776546787654778655678 EXE.

Espeon reached L.O.V.E. 20

*final fantasy victory theme*

This is bold, so I’ll assume this is canon, if a bit god-mod-y. 
The Render is cut in half by the powerful sword, as the components that make up its body are scattered to the winds. It looks defeated, but where a single grain of sand lands, the ground springs up and reforms it, back as a gorilla-shaped rocky powerhouse. “You are in my way. Begone, and leave your blade, or you will die.” 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

This is so corny :D:D

Shoe chuckled, then stood and futility tried to brush more sand off.

So . . . now what?

She paused, then shrugged. “We could go find your sister and Cricket. Though I don’t know how much help I’d be.” 

“I’m in favor of not doing that,” Bat said. “If anyone cares.” 

[LessName]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

“I’m aware I was being an idiot; I’ll think twice about using any sort of emotion magic even if I can spare it.” Kion hurriedly steps through the portal. “This is how mages last as long as we do. Usually, though, whoever does the teleportation strengthens their own Render, so you can’t run forever.” 

Faunus raised a questioning eyebrow at him as they stepped through the portal, “I can’t run forever? Well, unlike you, Kion, I don’t have a render trying to kill me.” As she stepped out of the portal, her bare feet touched sand, which made her look up sharply, then groan. The portal closed behind them, leaving the two stranded in a desert, with nothing around. Maybe she should have specified where the portal was to lead. . .

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Dylsxic said:

Faunus raised a questioning eyebrow at him as they stepped through the portal, “I can’t run forever? Well, unlike you, Kion, I don’t have a render trying to kill me.” As she stepped out of the portal, her bare feet touched sand, which made her look up sharply, then groan. The portal closed behind them, leaving the two stranded in a desert, with nothing around. Maybe she should have specified where the portal was to lead. . .

Kion looks at the desert, searching for landmarks. “That was a rhetorical you, referring to a typical mage in a hypothetical scenario. But Bacon actually asked me if he should make himself a Render. I’m not sure why.” 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

11 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

She paused, then shrugged. “We could go find your sister and Cricket. Though I don’t know how much help I’d be.” 

“I’m in favor of not doing that,” Bat said. “If anyone cares.” 

Shoe did not care.

Maybe. Where'd they go again?

Sorry Haly, I have to get off for the night.

I'll be out 'til midnight

fArEwElL fOr NoW

Edited November 27, 2024 by Ookla the Inconclusive

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Shoe did not care.

Maybe. Where'd they go again?

Sorry Haly, I have to get off for the night.

I'll be out 'til midnight

fArEwElL fOr NoW

Beosta also didn’t care, and Gaiou only felt slight sympathy. 

“I think they went to his home,” Beosta said. 

Noooo glassyyyyy

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

On 10/16/2024 at 8:28 PM, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Just call upon Bacon’s name,

Naught but three times for his game,

And he shall stop all your shame,

And your stoat will be a bit less tame.

@Ookla the Inconclusive

Here! I finally found it…

I need you to reply to this so that I don’t have to double post/edit to reply to my storyline people.

[LessName]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

Kion looks at the desert, searching for landmarks. “That was a rhetorical you, referring to a typical mage in a hypothetical scenario. But Bacon actually asked me if he should make himself a Render. I’m not sure why.” 

“Well I, unlike Bacon, am not self conscious to even consider a Render.” Faunus said, bare toes digging into the sand. “Not that I can get this Narration to work right for me anyway, because I did not want to come here. I hate sand.”she said, wrapping her arms around herself in a hug, glaring disdainfully at the offending sand. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

22 minutes ago, OOKLA the strange said:

Asher decided to let the others chat it out in their head. They stood up and followed pyk to wherever they are headed next. I think it's awsome you can feel emotions! Just don't be to prideful.

[Why? Everyone skirts away from it, but, like, why?]

They approached an important seeming building. A number of crafts were lifting from and to the building, coming from space.

[Keke They/he]

10 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

@Ookla the Inconclusive

Here! I finally found it…

I need you to reply to this so that I don’t have to double post/edit to reply to my storyline people.

I have a collection of all of those

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

[Why? Everyone skirts away from it, but, like, why?]

They approached an important seeming building. A number of crafts were lifting from and to the building, coming from space.

because being to prideful is bad. It's ok to be confident but if your to prideful it can lead to destruction.

Asher stopped walking in shock. Flying, and from space!?! This is not what they expected when they said things can fly. They thought tiny things like just bowls and what not. "They are going to space?!"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

13 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

@Ookla the Inconclusive

Here! I finally found it…

I need you to reply to this so that I don’t have to double post/edit to reply to my storyline people.

I REMEMVER THAT

I LOVED IT 

SO GOOD 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

1 minute ago, OOKLA the strange said:

I have a collection of all of those

because being to prideful is bad. It's ok to be confident but if your to prideful it can lead to destruction.

Asher stopped walking in shock. Flying, and from space!?! This is not what they expected when they said things can fly. They thought tiny things like just bowls and what not. "They are going to space?!"

[Destruction is bad. At least, that is what a simple web search tells me.]

“To other planets. Not all of our officials operate here.” The front doors were imposing, but Pyk flashed a keycard in front a panel. A side door opened, and he led them through it.

[Keke They/he]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

[Destruction is bad. At least, that is what a simple web search tells me.]

“To other planets. Not all of our officials operate here.” The front doors were imposing, but Pyk flashed a keycard in front a panel. A side door opened, and he led them through it.

yes destruction can make lives worse for people. Sheesh you two seem to be best friends

Asher Quickly caught up to him. "Other planets?! Like just another world. You just fly to another world?!"

 sparks I missed alot. 

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Ista nodded. “I would also like to familiarize myself with your legal codes. Do you have any documentation for it?”

"Well, yeah, we've got lawbooks. What part exactly do you want to examine?"

1 hour ago, Ookla the Bacon said:

"What isn't fair?" asked Bacon, conjuring a padded seat and a paper notepad.

Subversion gave Bacon a flat stare. Then she sighed, allowing the rain to relent and summoning a chaise lounge to lie down on. "Nogard's not real. And I'm not real either. I just- I-" Her voice broke, and she took a few deep breaths before continuing "It's just... not fair. I never cared before. But now I do." Tears ran down her face with renewed vigor, and she summoned a handkerchief to wipe them away. "Bacon," She said, staring at him with reddened eyes. "nothing here is real. When it gets down to it, nothing really matters. So why... why do I hurt so much?"

2 hours ago, Ookla the Bacon said:

"But... but..." Selppaenip stuttered. "What do you mean?"

The Great Wizard closed his eyes. "My plots, my schemes, I told myself they were for the good of the Thread. Told myself that they were necessary to save everything from the two Plotblades." He shook his head. "Look where I am now. The Plotblades? Still out there. Worse, now everyone knows about them, the odds that they will be found grow ever greater. Because of this, because of my actions, the brave adventurers have decided their best chance is to risk everything on a fool's gamble. My greatest friends hate me, with good reason. How many adventurers have I betrayed, hurt, for nothing? How many have died because of my actions? I am guilty, Selppaenip. I cannot deny it, so I will face justice for my crimes."

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 minutes ago, OOKLA the strange said:

yes destruction can make lives worse for people. Sheesh you two seem to be best friends

Asher Quickly caught up to him. "Other planets?! Like just another world. You just fly to another world?!"

 sparks I missed alot. 

Silver did some calculations, and then an alteration to his code. [There we go. Any mite of pride I may feel will be flagged for suspicion immediately, as my primary objective is to help, not harm. I can help in harming, but only when absolutely necessary.]
”The various Dragonblood systems are what allowed this to happen. Without these things… my AI estimates that we would need thousands more years before we ever reached this technological level, if ever.”

2 minutes ago, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

"Well, yeah, we've got lawbooks. What part exactly do you want to examine?"

Subversion gave Bacon a flat stare. Then she sighed, allowing the rain to relent and summoning a chaise lounge to lie down on. "Nogard's not real. And I'm not real either. I just- I-" Her voice broke, and she took a few deep breaths before continuing "It's just... not fair. I never cared before. But now I do." Tears ran down her face with renewed vigor, and she summoned a handkerchief to wipe them away. "Bacon," She said, staring at him with reddened eyes. "nothing here is real. When it gets down to it, nothing really matters. So why... why do I hurt so much?"

The Great Wizard closed his eyes. "My plots, my schemes, I told myself they were for the good of the Thread. Told myself that they were necessary to save everything from the two Plotblades." He shook his head. "Look where I am now. The Plotblades? Still out there. Worse, now everyone knows about them, the odds that they will be found grow ever greater. Because of this, because of my actions, the brave adventurers have decided their best chance is to risk everything on a fool's gamble. My greatest friends hate me, with good reason. How many adventurers have I betrayed, hurt, for nothing? How many have died because of my actions? I am guilty, Selppaenip. I cannot deny it, so I will face justice for my crimes."

“Anything that could pertain to this trials. I just need to see them for a short time; Intellect will read and interpret them for me.”

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Silver did some calculations, and then an alteration to his code. [There we go. Any mite of pride I may feel will be flagged for suspicion immediately, as my primary objective is to help, not harm. I can help in harming, but only when absolutely necessary.]
”The various Dragonblood systems are what allowed this to happen. Without these things… my AI estimates that we would need thousands more years before we ever reached this technological level, if ever.”

“Anything that could pertain to this trials. I just need to see them for a short time; Intellect will read and interpret them for me.”

Asher was still shocked. "This is not normal" 

Sigh. That's not what I meant. Being confident can help just don't be too confident. But still feel emotions