The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, The sarcasm spren said:

Thou speaketh the trutheth

But, I ask of thee, what doth the truth become at that time when one doth speak it? And from whence did it originate? And hence truth doth be subjective.

[Keke They/he]

3 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

But, I ask of thee, what doth the truth become at that time when one doth speak it? And from whence did it originate? And hence truth doth be subjective.

Someone call a stroke I think I'm having an ambulance. 

 

My brain ain't wording right now your words hath broketh me

Dude the black riders are spookiety ookiety bro

Edited November 9, 2024 by The sarcasm spren

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, The sarcasm spren said:

Someone call a stroke I think I'm having an ambulance. 

 

My brain ain't wording right now your words hath broketh me

Dude the black riders are spooky ooky bro

Hehe. Yes. They are.

Random side not, I was thinking about movies I’ve seen and I remembered that my FAVORITE TEACHER EVER was so nice and showed us hoodwinked to teach us PoV.

And not only was he cool, he was really good at teaching. (He retired the year after I had him…)

[NameIess]

  

20 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Nogard glanced in Gail's direction, but the Valiant One stood in his path.

  The Valiant One struggled to his feet and attempted to pull his sword free of the ground. It was stuck fast, so he pulled out a knife instead. "You won't get past me you villain. You won't free him!"

20 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

TP blearily took off, scales still tinged slightly red. He swooped and caught the Great Wizard in midair.

Selppaenip, who had narrowly missed being bowled over by Hacob, called out. "TP! Over here!"

Nogard extricated himself from the pile, scanning the ground for the people he'd seen get blown off TP's back. "Gail! Jilu!" @The Halcyon Girl @SpiritOfWrath

The General sprouted feathery wings and took off after TP and the Great Wizard. 

10 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

The hilt of the Narrationblade slammed into Subversion's nose as Hacob kept going, breaking it. He was so, so, sorry that that happened. What a tragedy. It was even worse because it became a lot harder to heal when Nogard was around. Broken noses didn't look very good. That's a shame.

Fortunately, the blast of air also sent the rabbits flying, and they flew a lot farther than Hacob had. He jumped into the air, unfurling wings that had apparently always been there. Or maybe the Narrationblade had made them. He flew over to TP to try to awaken the Great Wizard.

Subversion quickly reset her nose and splinted it. Then she summoned her Narrationblade back to her hand and dashed towards Nogard. What in the world is going on with those rabbits? Distracted by the malevolent mass that was following Hacob on the ground, she barely managed to react as something moved in the corner of her eye, ducking an instant before a silver arrow would have imbedded itself in her head. She spun, Narrationblade forming into a shield that blocked two more arrows sent from the Silent Hero. Before she could respond, the SH vanished into some tall grass, seeking softer targets. Great. Now I have to worry about Nogard getting sniped as well. 

9 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Hacob looked down. "Oh, hey Selppaenip."

After Selppaenip dropped on TP, Hacob had only the briefest moment's warning from a surge of air currents before the rabbits hit him. [Tasty one thought he could get away by flying!]

--

The Dreamsmith sat in his smithy. "Oh," he said softly. "This is odd. I'm still here? I'm not just in the background like I usually am." He looked around the empty forge room. "No one is seeking me out, no one is here. And yet I remain." He stood from his forge and walked to a side room. "There must be a reason for this." He came out of the room with a small sack slung over his shoulder, wearing a tunic and  "Perhaps I am needed for more than just forging this time." With that, he opened his front door and walked out.

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, NameIess said:

  

  The Valiant One struggled to his feet and attempted to pull his sword free of the ground. It was stuck fast, so he pulled out a knife instead. "You won't get past me you villain. You won't free him!"

The General sprouted feathery wings and took off after TP and the Great Wizard. 

Subversion quickly reset her nose and splinted it. Then she summoned her Narrationblade back to her hand and dashed towards Nogard. What in the world is going on with those rabbits? Distracted by the malevolent mass that was following Hacob on the ground, she barely managed to react as something moved in the corner of her eye, ducking an instant before a silver arrow would have imbedded itself in her head. She spun, Narrationblade forming into a shield that blocked two more arrows sent from the Silent Hero. Before she could respond, the SH vanished into some tall grass, seeking softer targets. Great. Now I have to worry about Nogard getting sniped as well. 

After Selppaenip dropped on TP, Hacob had only the briefest moment's warning from a surge of air currents before the rabbits hit him. [Tasty one thought he could get away by flying!]

--

The Dreamsmith sat in his smithy. "Oh," he said softly. "This is odd. I'm still here? I'm not just in the background like I usually am." He looked around the empty forge room. "No one is seeking me out, no one is here. And yet I remain." He stood from his forge and walked to a side room. "There must be a reason for this." He came out of the room with a small sack slung over his shoulder, wearing a tunic and  "Perhaps I am needed for more than just forging this time." With that, he opened his front door and walked out.

Hm is this one of the other ... like... plot lines or whatever

Merry and pipin share 1/2 of a brain cell.

face palm

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, NameIess said:

  

  The Valiant One struggled to his feet and attempted to pull his sword free of the ground. It was stuck fast, so he pulled out a knife instead. "You won't get past me you villain. You won't free him!"

The General sprouted feathery wings and took off after TP and the Great Wizard. 

Subversion quickly reset her nose and splinted it. Then she summoned her Narrationblade back to her hand and dashed towards Nogard. What in the world is going on with those rabbits? Distracted by the malevolent mass that was following Hacob on the ground, she barely managed to react as something moved in the corner of her eye, ducking an instant before a silver arrow would have imbedded itself in her head. She spun, Narrationblade forming into a shield that blocked two more arrows sent from the Silent Hero. Before she could respond, the SH vanished into some tall grass, seeking softer targets. Great. Now I have to worry about Nogard getting sniped as well. 

After Selppaenip dropped on TP, Hacob had only the briefest moment's warning from a surge of air currents before the rabbits hit him. [Tasty one thought he could get away by flying!]

--

The Dreamsmith sat in his smithy. "Oh," he said softly. "This is odd. I'm still here? I'm not just in the background like I usually am." He looked around the empty forge room. "No one is seeking me out, no one is here. And yet I remain." He stood from his forge and walked to a side room. "There must be a reason for this." He came out of the room with a small sack slung over his shoulder, wearing a tunic and  "Perhaps I am needed for more than just forging this time." With that, he opened his front door and walked out.

Jilu gave a stern command in the Rabbit language. As she yelled, red waves Emirates from her mouth, and the nearest rabbits turned red.

/STOP/

She tensed, ready.

1 minute ago, The sarcasm spren said:

Hm is this one of the other ... like... plot lines or whatever

ye. Jilu was my first real character here, she isn’t very powerful. But still fun to RP.

She ate a The Lord of the Colour Red (a rabbit) and now everything she touches or focuses on becomes red.

Also… Blue (a rabbit) is still somewhere out there… I think he’s with Sasha (Kajsa’s character.)

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Jilu gave a stern command in the Rabbit language. As she yelled, red waves Emirates from her mouth, and the nearest rabbits turned red.

/STOP/

She tensed, ready.

ye. Jilu was my first real character here, she isn’t very powerful. But still fun to RP.

She ate a The Lord of the Colour Red (a rabbit) and now everything she touches or focuses on becomes red.

Also… Blue (a rabbit) is still somewhere out there… I think he’s with Sasha (Kajsa’s character.)

Ah got it. 

No the poor gatekeep didn't deserve that bro

"WhAt AbuT SeCoNd brEAkfAst"

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, The sarcasm spren said:

Ah got it. 

No the poor gatekeep didn't deserve that bro

Hehe. Lord Spirit (an older sharder, who also is sometimes nicknamed Spirit [Im nicknamed Spirit, but Spirit is to me as Bacon the Tax Collector {another result of the Madness incident} @xinoehp512 is to Bacon the Bard]) made a lotr meme about him and I in the Sharder meme thread.

It fit.

 

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Hehe. Lord Spirit (an older sharder, who also is sometimes nicknamed Spirit [Im nicknamed Spirit, but Spirit is to me as Bacon the Tax Collector {another result of the Madness incident} @xinoehp512 is to Bacon the Bard]) made a lotr meme about him and I in the Sharder meme thread.

It fit.

 

Nice.

Bro it just showed saurumons hand waving over the magic ball and my Lil bro went. Bruthuh uhhh! 

Gen alphas are getting crazyyy

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Jilu gave a stern command in the Rabbit language. As she yelled, red waves Emirates from her mouth, and the nearest rabbits turned red.

/STOP/

She tensed, ready.

The red rabbits, now visible for the first time, seemed to have rather large canines. Some turned towards Jilu, but most continued chasing Hacob. [Why should we listen? We want tasty things, and he gives us very tasty things when we nibble him.]

[Keke They/he]

Mmh fight scene!

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, NameIess said:

The red rabbits, now visible for the first time, seemed to have rather large canines. Some turned towards Jilu, but most continued chasing Hacob. [Why should we listen? We want tasty things, and he gives us very tasty things when we nibble him.]

Jilu grinned. [You know who else wants tasty things?] 

She turned into her werebeast form and started biting at the rabbits.

[NameIess]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Jilu grinned. [You know who else wants tasty things?] 

She turned into her werebeast form and started biting at the rabbits.

The rabbits turned out to be wholly invulnerable to her biting. [She bites? We can bite back.] the red rabbits bared extremely sharp and long teeth and began prowling toward Jilu. [Perhaps she will be tasty.]

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, NameIess said:

The rabbits turned out to be wholly invulnerable to her biting. [She bites? We can bite back.] the red rabbits bared extremely sharp and long teeth and began prowling toward Jilu. [Perhaps she will be tasty.]

All the rabbits she had bitten were now all Red. Jilu was completely immersed in her beast form, and began to pry rabbits open by their mouth, attempting to expose a weak spot.

[NameIess]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

All the rabbits she had bitten were now all Red. Jilu was completely immersed in her beast form, and began to pry rabbits open by their mouth, attempting to expose a weak spot.

Forcing the rabbit's jaws open proved impossible as they bit down with incredible force, attempting to crush Jilu's clawed hands.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

39 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe won't realize it when she does, of course.

Should make for some pretty fun interactions.

A relationship. Yep.

 

It's your fault XD

You were the one who asked

I’m so scudding excited 

3 minutes ago, NameIess said:

Forcing the rabbit's jaws open proved impossible as they bit down with incredible force, attempting to crush Jilu's clawed hands.

Gail panicked. “Qodi, wake up!!”

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 minutes ago, NameIess said:

Forcing the rabbit's jaws open proved impossible as they bit down with incredible force, attempting to crush Jilu's clawed hands.

Jilu growled and tore her hands out, the red blood indistinguishable with her claws. She tried another tactic, trying to poke at the eyes. 
I need heeeeeelp!

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

1 hour ago, The sarcasm spren said:

Narrator?? 

And on that topic what’s an ennuller or whatever that word was

Narrators have Reality Manipulation.

Ennullers nullify narrators. Basically, there is a group that practically all ennullers are part of(yes there are exceptions) that deals with rogue narrators(or narrators that attempt to leave the thread, or a whole bunch of other scenarios)

 

Most narrators(or at least the ones in this group) utilize only a miniscule part of their powers, as otherwise they'd basically be God. like by just saying, "I am immortal," or "I have infinite power," or "I am God," a narrator could technically become that. but that kinda somewhat ruins the rp most of the time and doesn't make for much fun.

 

Bacon, Tam, and Natsu are all narrators

Quagmire is an ennuller

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

I’m so scudding excited 

6 minutes ago, NameIess said:

You would be excited for that 

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Bet you expected me to say I was, too.

 

 

 

 

 

'T'will be fun though.

Edited November 9, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, kpShadowFox said:

Narrators have Reality Manipulation.

Ennullers nullify narrators. Basically, there is a group that practically all ennullers are part of(yes there are exceptions) that deals with rogue narrators(or narrators that attempt to leave the thread, or a whole bunch of other scenarios)

 

Most narrators(or at least the ones in this group) utilize only a miniscule part of their powers, as otherwise they'd basically be God. like by just saying, "I am immortal," or "I have infinite power," or "I am God," a narrator could technically become that. but that kinda somewhat ruins the rp most of the time and doesn't make for much fun.

 

Bacon, Tam, and Natsu are all narrators

Quagmire is an ennuller

So is Tull, but right now he is having problems.

[Keke They/he]

7 minutes ago, kpShadowFox said:

Narrators have Reality Manipulation.

Ennullers nullify narrators. Basically, there is a group that practically all ennullers are part of(yes there are exceptions) that deals with rogue narrators(or narrators that attempt to leave the thread, or a whole bunch of other scenarios)

 

Most narrators(or at least the ones in this group) utilize only a miniscule part of their powers, as otherwise they'd basically be God. like by just saying, "I am immortal," or "I have infinite power," or "I am God," a narrator could technically become that. but that kinda somewhat ruins the rp most of the time and doesn't make for much fun.

 

Bacon, Tam, and Natsu are all narrators

Quagmire is an ennuller

That seemed very interesting.

blegh romance

In lotr not taking about your guyss to be ship

Eek they kissed

gasp!!! My husband legolas!!!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, The sarcasm spren said:

That seemed very interesting.

blegh romance

In lotr not taking about your guyss to be ship

Eek they kissed

gasp!!! My husband legolas!!!

. . .

Well okay then

*farewellllllllllll*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 minutes ago, The sarcasm spren said:

That seemed very interesting.

blegh romance

In lotr not taking about your guyss to be ship

Eek they kissed

gasp!!! My husband legolas!!!

Wow.

(are you dble posting? Don’t do that. *mock stern face* all ye younglings forgetting to go and find to obscure and hidden rule page)

[Keke They/he]

Rule page??

Edited November 9, 2024 by The sarcasm spren

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Wow.

(are you dble posting? Don’t do that. *mock stern face* all ye younglings forgetting to go and find to obscure and hidden rule page)

They're not double-posting.