The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

“Good job guys!” Everyone said, chewing on a chocolate bar and doing absolutely nothing to help.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Not really. But it's worth a shot."

"My past is mostly behind me, I promise to only subjugate races that Wizard allows me to or that are harmful."

2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Spook stole Mythos' other mordite sword and hacked at Darkstalker.

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

Nameless blasted Darkstalker directly in the face with his new shotgun.

The illusion of Darkstalker fuzzes and the shotgun blast falls into the ceiling.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

“Huh. That’s an interesting plot twist.”

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

"My past is mostly behind me, I promise to only subjugate races that Wizard allows me to or that are harmful."

The illusion of Darkstalker fuzzes and the shotgun blast falls into the ceiling.

Spook paled, "oh no..."

Meanwhile, from behind the movie screen in the afterlife, Thaidakar was quite enjoying the show.

[NameIess]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

"My past is mostly behind me, I promise to only subjugate races that Wizard allows me to or that are harmful."

"Really?" Nameless lowered his shotgun. "Why do you want to subjugate races at all? Why not help them out instead?"

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Meanwhile, from behind the movie screen in the afterlife, Thaidakar was quite enjoying the show.

Nameless was baking him a nice pie.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"Really?" Nameless lowered his shotgun. "Why do you want to subjugate races at all? Why not help them out instead?"

"Have you done any better?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Meanwhile, Turtle and Anemone appeared in TLT.

[NameIess]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

"Have you done any better?"

"Well, I suppose not, but sometimes, yes. I helped found the Ghanderflaffle association."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Well, I suppose not, but sometimes, yes. I helped found the Ghanderflaffle association."

"I have also helped others before. Granting wishes to others is a enjoyable past time. I have heard to a being who is rather good at this, she is called the Nightwatcher, or so I have been told."

[NameIess]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

"I have also helped others before. Granting wishes to others is a enjoyable past time. I have heard to a being who is rather good at this, she is called the Nightwatcher, or so I have been told."

"Yes, I'm quite aware of the Nightwatcher. Are you going to take up imitating her?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

APCG kidnapped the Nightwatcher.

[NameIess]

Unintelligible went on a daring quest to rescue her.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

8 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Yes, I'm quite aware of the Nightwatcher. Are you going to take up imitating her?"

"No, only granting the occasional traveler's wish and messing with adventures for now."

Edited August 21, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Impossible and Nin's apprentice took Unintelligible's absence to steal the Ronds and lock them away in a giant lab securely. with Nameless' bad luck he wouldn't get them back for a while.

[NameIess]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

"No, only granting the occasional traveler's wish and messing with adventures for now."

"Mess with adventures eh? So you're not going to try and pick a fight with multiple Narrators, Everyone, and me?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

"Mess with adventures eh? So you're not going to try and pick a fight with multiple Narrators, Everyone, and me?"

"You tried to kill me, it failed. Before I would have excated revenge, now, well you will exact your own revenge on yourself. And that is not an animus spell, just fact."

[NameIess]

3 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Impossible and Nin's apprentice took Unintelligible's absence to steal the Ronds and lock them away in a giant lab securely. with Nameless' bad luck he wouldn't get them back for a while.

Unfortunately, they discovered that all the Ronds were gone, recombined back into the original.

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"You tried to kill me, it failed. Before I would have excated revenge, now, well you will exact your own revenge on yourself. And that is not an animus spell, just fact."

"My own revenge, huh? Interesting. Not my plan. The only thing I plan on doing in the foreseeable future is relaxing in my cello shop."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"My own revenge, huh? Interesting. Not my plan. The only thing I plan on doing in the foreseeable future is relaxing in my cello shop."

"If you'd like I could enchant a cello for you to attract more customers to the shop."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

“So are we gonna kill the dragon?” Everyone asked, sharpening a knife/staff thing.

[NameIess]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

"If you'd like I could enchant a cello for you to attract more customers to the shop."

"Hm. I think I'll pass on that one. Thanks for asking.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

12 minutes ago, Landing Sequence said:

“So are we gonna kill the dragon?” Everyone asked, sharpening a knife/staff thing.

"I have some narration powers combined with animus magic, be careful what you are messing with, Separated One."

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"I have some narration powers combined with animus magic, be careful what you are messing with, Separated One."

Nameless put down the shotgun and pulled out an enchanted spear instead, sharpening it with a cello bow.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"I have some narration powers combined with animus magic, be careful what you are messing with, Separated One."

“Separated One? Pfft, I could wipe the floor with you. I may not be a Narrator but I am a cosmic improbability that came from a cosmic improbability!”

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, Landing Sequence said:

“Separated One? Pfft, I could wipe the floor with you. I may not be a Narrator but I am a cosmic improbability that came from a cosmic improbability!”

"And how well would you handle being made whole?"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

"And how well would you handle being made whole?"

“Being made whole? You mean, recombining with Fuzzy and Cardinal? Well… that would probably cause two Sequences to exist at the same time, which would probably cause both of them to… implode?”