The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

"Thaidakar could not finish the sentance because he had accidentially swallowed the flower that No-one was supposed to eat.

He choked it out then rubbed his throat, "how did that happen..."

[NameIess]

This flower also happened to be the one that No-one needed to eat.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So No-one ate it.

[NameIess]

After cutting it out of Thaidakar's stomach with a Shardblade.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

THaidakar healed himself, "I won't pretend that didn't hurt."

[NameIess]

It had indeed been a little bit painful.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

No-one immediately keeled over from the strenght of the poison.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar gave him a regen II potion.

[NameIess]

Then No-one gained immortality. Turned out that Narrator's stomach acid turned the deadliest poison in the world into the elixir of life.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Spook started building himself a house, wondering if he should get married.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

A humanoid being decided to start a business where they sold Narrator-Stomach-Acid Life Elixir.

6 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Then No-one gained immortality. Turned out that Narrator's stomach acid turned the deadliest poison in the world into the elixir of life.

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Spook started building himself a house, wondering if he should get married.

Hadn’t he already gotten married? If Thaidakar had a grandson and Spook was his only son, it made sense.

Edited August 18, 2022 by Landing Sequence

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Spook started building himself a house, wondering if he should get married.

Nameless gave this to Thaidakar as evidence that he should make Mythos his heir instead of Spook.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless gave this to Thaidakar as evidence that he should make Mythos his heir instead of Spook.

Did Thaidakar really need an heir? If his plans went well, he’d live forever.

[NameIess]

Just now, Landing Sequence said:

Did Thaidakar really need an heir? If his plans went well, he’d live forever.

He needed an heir if he cared about the timeline enough to eventually go back to his proper place in it.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A army of cats came to conquer the sunlight.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, Nameless said:

He needed an heir if he cared about the timeline enough to eventually go back to his proper place in it.

That’s true. He was dead, and had time traveled forwards. Everyone had forgotten.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, Nameless hadn't.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The army of cats conquered all and forced all to pet them.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It was a very sad story.

[NameIess]

Except for Nameless, because he liked cats.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard also didn't mind petting the cats.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Even so, it was the end of society as they knew it.

[NameIess]

Which was fine by Nameless.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone decided to unleash a massive force of dogs on the cat army.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The dog army fell to the cat armies' cuteness and became subservient to the cats.